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November Jokes / Top 10 November Jokes

  1. Top 10 November JokesWhat month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember!
  2. November 3rd: Top 10 Sandwich Day JokesWhat did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  3. November 3rd Top 10 Election JokesSomeone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
  4. November 4th Top 10 National Candy Day JokesWhat kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  5. November 5th: Top 10 National Donut Day: What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  6. November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  7. November 13th: Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  8. November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
  9. November 16th: Top 10 Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  10. November 26th: Thanksgiving: Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  11. November 27th: Top 10 Black Friday Jokes: Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  12. Top 10 Fall JokesHumpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
  13. Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes

Top 10 August Jokes / August Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over! 
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  4. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
  6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping!
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school!
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice!

December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes

  1. What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  2. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  3. December 4th: National Cookie DayWhen should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  5. December 25th: 101 Christmas JokesWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  6. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  7. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  8. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  9. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  10. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)

January Jokes / Top 10 January Jokes

  1. What comes at the start of January?… “J.”
  2. What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
  3. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & Music Jokes)

February Jokes

  1. Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  2. Do you have a date for Valentines Day?… Yes, February 14th. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  3. What is the difference between a calendar and single person?… A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

March Jokes

Dr. Suess Jokes

April Jokes

  1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 1st: National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids& Walking Jokes)
  3. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes&Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies JokesRain Jokes)
  5. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  6. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April JokesMonkey Jokes)

May Jokes / Top 10 May Jokes

  1. Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  2. May 1st: Top 10 May Day JokesDid you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  3. May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  4. May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth JokesWhy did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  5. May 5thTop 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  6. May 6th: Top 10 Nurse JokesThe nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  7. May 7th: Full Moon JokesTop 10 Full Moon JokesWhy wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  8. Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  9. May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  10. Top 10 Memorial Day JokesWhat was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

  1. Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  4. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. June 5th National Donut Day: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  6. June 6th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  7. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  8. June 14th: Flag DayTeacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. June 17thBunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War JokesWhat happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
  10. June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  11. June 21st Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  12. June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes#SummerSolstice
  13. Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard CampoutDid you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)

July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes

  1. Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. How many seconds are there in a year?… Twelve. Second of January, second of February…
  3. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  4. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  5. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.  (Christmas Jokes for Kids July Jokes for Kids)
  6. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  7. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  8. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  10. Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  11. Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
  13. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  14. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  15. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
  16. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
  17. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  18. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)

August Jokes / Top 10 August Jokes

Shark Week: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)

Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)

On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)

Jokes for Each Month

  1. If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year… February 30th April 31st June 31st September 31st November 31st. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December.
  3. How many seconds are there in one year?12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  4. Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  5. Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  6. What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends!

September Jokes / Top 10 September Jokes / 101 September Jokes

  1. Top 10 Tree JokesWhat is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  3. September 2nd Top 10 Full Moon JokesWhy wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  4. Top 10 Back to School JokesKnock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  5. September 5th: National Pizza Day / Top 10 Pizza JokesWant to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes & Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  6. September 7th: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  7. September 13th: Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent JokesWhat do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  8. September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  9. September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
  10. September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day JokesHow is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions.
  11. September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Top 10 Cheeseburger JokesWhat did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
  12. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate JokesWhat is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. 
  13. September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  14. September 29th: International Coffee Day: Coffee JokesWhat’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes#InternationalCoffeeDay

October Jokes / Top 10 October Jokes

  1. October 1st Top 10 Full Moon JokesWhy wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids) Full Moon Names & Meanings
  2. Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (Spiderman Jokes)
  3. Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
  4. October 4th: National Taco Day JokesTop 10 Taco JokesWaiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
  5. October 5th: World Teachers Day JokesTop 10 Teacher JokesWhy are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
  6. October 6th: World Smile Day JokesTop 10 Smile JokesWhat is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
  7. How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
  8. October 8th: World Octopus DayTop 10 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
  9. October 9thLeif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  10. October 12th Top 10 Columbus Day JokesWhere did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
  11. October 12th: National Farmers Day Farming JokesWhat is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes) #NationalFarmersDay

Jokes for each month

  1. What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)