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More September Jokes…

  1. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. September 2nd: Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
  3. Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
  4. International Bacon Day: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  5. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Back to School Jokes)
  6. Top Labor Day JokesDid you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  7. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?…  I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
  8. September 8th: Grandparents Day JokesWhat do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  9. September 13th: National Peanut Day JokesWhere do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?…  The Shell station!
  10. September 17th: Constitution Day JokesHow is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
  11. September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day JokesWhat did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
  12. September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate JokesWhat is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  13. September 29th: Top Coffee JokesWhat’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes#InternationalCoffeeDay

September 3rd: International Bacon Day: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
September 4th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day JokesDid you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
September 10th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day JokesKnock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day JokesHow is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day JokesWhat did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate JokesWhat is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
September 29th: International Coffee Day: Top Coffee JokesWhat’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes#InternationalCoffeeDay
Top Labor Day Jokes