National Read a Book Day Jokes

by | Sep 4, 2023 | careers, Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best book jokes.
  2. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology… Do not read it. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. Willis Reed, NBA Hall-of-Famer, would be a great spokesperson for National Read A Book Day.
  4. I’m writing a book on how tornadoes and hurricanes develop…. At the moment it’s just a draft.
  5. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  6. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Mardi Gras Jokes)
  7. Please pray for my dumb friend who thinks Stephen King is a documentarian… He’ll believe ‘It’ when he sees it. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  8. What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
  9. Why did the Mardi Gras queen visit the library?… To check out some krewe-tive inspiration! (Mardi Gras Jokes)
  10. I went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again… She told me not to worry. It is just force of hobbit! (Doctor Jokes & Book Jokes)
  11. Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?… Because it was hobbit-forming! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  12. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?… Poetry.
  13. What kind of stories do giant sequoia trees tell?… Tall tales. (Tree Jokes)
  14. What do you call a really big tree?… Treemendous. (Tree Jokes)
  15. What types of books do pines read?… Poetree books.
  16. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Canoe Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  17. A book never written: “To Make a Sandwich” by Phil E. Cheese. (Sandwich Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  18. I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light-hearted… The fifth one was dead Sirius. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  19. What is Bigfoot’s favorite book?… Hairy Potter.
  20. Why were the books so huge in Hogwarts?… Because spells come in all Snapes and sizes.
  21. I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4… But I keep hitting a wall. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  22. You think Harry Potter is better than Lord of Rings… Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave… (Book Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  23. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Book Jokes)
  24. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Election Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
  25. An Immigration Book Never Written: “Coming to America” by Anita Greencard. (World Geography Jokes & Book Jokes)
  26. “Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.” (Star Wars Jokes)
  27. I’m looking for a book about turtles… I think it is a hard back. (Turtle Jokes)
  28. Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers… That must have been Mordor.
  29. What is the Witch-king’s favorite book?… The Grapes of Wraith! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  30. A friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series. I said “You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about.” (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  31. There weren’t a lot of hobbits in the first Lord of the Rings books… They were just Tolkien characters. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  32. Did you know The Lord of Rings could have come out a lot earlier?… Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  33. Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theater?… He was Tolkien all the way through. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  34. I went to see my doctor today about a problem. I keep reading Lord of the Rings over and over again… She told me not to worry. It is just force of hobbit! (Doctor Jokes & Book Jokes)
  35. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Donut Jokes)
  36. Why did Frodo read The Lord of the Rings 50 times?… Because it was hobbit-forming!
  37. Did you hear about the self-help book written by a turtle?… It was a New York Times’ Best Sheller! (Turtle Jokes)
  38. What is a gardener’s least favorite Lord of the Rings book?… The Return of the Kink! (Book Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about books?
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good book knock-knock joke?
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good book knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. I just finished writing my book on penguins… My publisher said it would’ve been better if I’d written it on paper.
  43. A book never written: “Winter Olympic Sports” by Bob Sled. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  44. An Eclipse book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  45. What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (Shark Jokes & Book Jokes)
  46. Why does a ghost need so many books?… Because it goes through them so quickly! (Ghost Jokes)
  47. Why is it so hard to write a book on penguins?… Because they always squirm, are kind of slippery and writing a book on paper is much easier.
  48. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Camping Jokes)
  49. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon. (Hurricane Jokes)
  50. Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins?… Because writing a book on paper is much easier!