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Joke Pages of the Month:

BE PREPARED! BE SAFE! BE SURE TO HAVE AN EVACUATION PLAN AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS TO STAY SAFE!

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes hurricane jokes.
  2. What is the #1 requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  4. Hurricane Ian Jokes: What did the Hurricane Ian say to Florida?… I have my eye on you. (Florida Jokes)
  5. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
  6. Hurricane Ian Jokes: I want to make a joke about hurricane Ian… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  7. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian is very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  8. Hurricane Ian Jokes: How does Hurricane Ian see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  9. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Hurricane Ian just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.(Cheese Jokes)
  10. Hurricane Ian Jokes: This Halloween in Tampa I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  12. What is the #1 requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  13. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  14. Hurricane Ian Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Hurricane Ian! (August Jokes)
  15. Hurricane Ian Jokes: I’m trying to write a joke about Hurricane Ian… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a category 1 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  17. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  18. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
  19. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought… hmm, there’s a storm brewing. (Tea Jokes)
  20. The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
  21. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming? (Canoe Jokes)
  22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  23. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.” (Grammar Jokes)
  24. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere. (Cheese Jokes)
  25. Hurricanes are very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  26. What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  27. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
  28. How do hurricane’s see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  29. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
  30. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 96 MPH could be the start of a category 2 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  31. We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything. (Election Jokes)
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)(Canoe Jokes)
  33. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t.
  34. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around. 
  35. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 111 MPH could be the start of a category 3 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  36. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  37. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Oy! Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?”. The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
  38. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  39. Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!” (Tornado Jokes)
  40. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  41. Where does a turtle go when during a hurricane?… A shell-ter. (Turtle Jokes)
  42. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we are getting a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  43. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane… He said, “Na-ama-ste.” (Surfing Jokes)
  44. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
  45. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 136 MPH could be the start of a category 4 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  46. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida… you could say I have tropical depression. (Florida Jokes)
  47. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c. (Grammar Jokes)
  48. What hurricane is like a typical beach house guest?… Sandy. (New Jersey Jokes)
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route? (Canoe Jokes)
  50. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing
  51. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
  52. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 4 hurricane! (August Jokes)
  53. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  54. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon. (Book Jokes)
  55. What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  56. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down. (Horse Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  58. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Texas Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  59. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  61. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  62. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane.
  63. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing! They all get the house. (Marriage Jokes)
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
  65. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough batteries before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
  67. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  68. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo. (Grammar Jokes)
  69. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment. (Book Jokes)
  70. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster. 
  71. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
  72. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. (Carolina Jokes)
  73. Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
  74. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  75. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it. It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan. (New York Jokes)
  76. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
  77. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild the hurricane?(Canoe Jokes)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  81. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”? (Florida Jokes)
  82. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  84. Hurricane Ian was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  86. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight.
  87. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Tree Jokes)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  89. How did you find the hurricane on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  91. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  92. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of. (Grammar Jokes)
  93. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
  94. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane. (Psychology Jokes)
  95. Texas refuses to remove it’s statues… Hurricane volunteers to help. (Texas Jokes)
  96. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place. (Squirrel Jokes)
  97. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
  98. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  99. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  101. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
  102. So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the “Hurricane Sandy”… Essentially, it’s a just a watered-down Manhattan. (Beer Jokes)
  103. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane. (Walking Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  104. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro.(Grammar Jokes)
  105. What did the hurricane say to the shore?… I have my eye on you. 
  106. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. (Arizona Jokes)
  107. We should just name hurricanes after politicians… That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.
  108. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
  109. What happens to a sailboat in a category 4 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  110. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about renting a house in Louisiana during hurricane season!
  111. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about buying a house in Louisiana because of hurricane season!
  112. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
  113. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW! (August Jokes)
  114. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
  115. I guess Mother Nature watches a lot of Oprah… Because it looks like everybody gets a hurricane.
  116. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
  117. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
  118. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
  119. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water!
  120. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator!
  121. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water!
  122. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry!
  123. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some batteries!
  124. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas!
  125. What happens to a sailboat in a category 3 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  126. What happens to a sailboat in a category 2 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  127. What happens to a sailboat in a category 1 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  128. I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes… The first draft really blew me away.
  129. I want to make a joke about Hurricane Henri…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  130. Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  131. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the r!
  132. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down Bahama Mama..

Updated 9.28.2022