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Joke Pages of the Month:

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes hurricane jokes.
  2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
  3. Hurricane Ida is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  4. What did Hurricane Ida say to New Orleans?… I have my eye on you. 
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about renting a house in Louisiana during hurricane season!
  6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida think twice about buying a house in Louisiana because of hurricane season!
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW! (August Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
  11. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
  12. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water!
  13. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator!
  14. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water!
  15. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry!
  16. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some batteries!
  17. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas!
  18. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Hurricane Ida! (August Jokes)
  19. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
  20. What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
  21. What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?… Mast destruction. (Sailing Jokes)
  22. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft. 
  23. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first. 
  24. I want to make a joke about Hurricane Henri…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  25. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t.
  26. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
  27. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere. (Cheese Jokes)
  28. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida… you could say I have tropical depression. (Florida Jokes)
  29. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane… He said, “Na-ama-ste.” (Surfing Jokes)
  30. How do hurricane’s see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  31. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  32. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  34. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
  35. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing. (Tea Jokes)
  36. What hurricane is like a typical beach house guest?… Sandy. (New Jersey Jokes)
  37. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze. (Tree Jokes)
  38. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it. It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan. (New York Jokes)
  39. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”? (Florida Jokes)
  40. Hurricanes are very… depressing. (Psychology Jokes)
  41. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down. (Horse Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  42. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing! They all get the house. (Marriage Jokes)
  43. How did you find the hurricane on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  44. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon. (Book Jokes)
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
  46. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c. (Grammar Jokes)
  47. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i.” (Grammar Jokes))
  48. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
  49. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
  50. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. 
  51. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around. 
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (June Jokes)
  53. We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything. (Election Jokes)
  54. Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Tornado! Tornado!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!” (Tornado Jokes)
  55. The Worst Natural Disaster Election: So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up pretty badly. Flooding was a bit of a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Sinkhole’s campaign totally collapsed. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide. (Election Jokes)
  56. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  57. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster. 
  58. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane. (Psychology Jokes)
  59. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
  60. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
  61. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing. 
  62. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place. (Squirrel Jokes)
  63. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
  64. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment. (Book Jokes)
  65. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
  66. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo. (Grammar Jokes)
  67. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
  68. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land. Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight.
  69. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
  70. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  71. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane.
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  73. So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the “Hurricane Sandy”… Essentially, it’s a just a watered-down Manhattan. (Beer Jokes)
  74. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. (Arizona Jokes)
  75. Texas refuses to remove its statues. Hurricane volunteers to help. (Texas Jokes)
  76. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Texas Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
  77. Hurricane Irma was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm. (Beer Jokes)
  78. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
  79. What did the hurricane say to the shore?… I have my eye on you. 
  80. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of. (Grammar Jokes)
  81. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro.(Grammar Jokes)
  82. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane. (Walking Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)