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- What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Sandwich Jokes)
- Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks.
- What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark.
- Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
- If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?… Jawbreakers (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of shark is always gambling?… A CARDSHARK.
- A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Pirate Jokes)
- Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Octopus Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
- What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… FINnegan’s wake! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it!
- What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about? (Whale Jokes)
- Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?… To get to the other TIDE.
- What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish??… ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’
- How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale. (Whale Jokes)
- What did the shark plead in the murder case?… Not gill-ty!
- Who is the most famous shark writer?… William Sharkspeare
- What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead.
- What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show?… Shark Trek
- What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va. (Computer Jokes)
- If you see a tuna being chased by a dozen sharks what time is it?… Twelve after one. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do yuppie sharks like to drink?… Jaw-va. (Coffee Jokes)
- What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites. (Winter Jokes & Snow Day Jokes)
- What doe a shark like to watch on TV?…Anything but Flipper! (OLD Dolphin Jokes)
- What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to milk it! (Cow Jokes & Milk Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… An animal that talks your head off.
- What happens when you cross a great white shark with a trumpet fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to play it!
- If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws
- What do you can the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?… Slow swimmers. (Swimming Jokes)
- Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?… He wanted to see time fly!
- Who is the shark community’s favorite 1950s film actor?… Shark Hudson
- Whats the Great White Shark’s favorite candy?… The Jaw-Breaker! (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- How did the crazy shark become normal again?… electro shark therapy. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did the shark say when something amazing happened?… JAWESOME
- What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim far, far away! (Swimming Jokes)
- What does a shark eat for dinner?… Whatever it wants!
- Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! (Christmas Jokes)
- What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!” (180 School Jokes)
- Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Summer Camp for Kids)