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- Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish.
- What happens when you cross a great white shark with a cow fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to milk it! (Milk Jokes)
- What happens when you cross a great white shark with a trumpet fish?… I don’t know…but I wouldn’t want to play it!
- If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great
white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws
- What do you can the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth?… Slow swimmers. (Swimming Jokes)
- If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?… Jawbreakers (Candy Jokes for Kids)
- If you see a tuna being chased by a dozen sharks what time is it?… Twelve after one.
- Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks.
- Who is the most famous shark writer?… William Sharkspeare
- What kind of shark is always gambling?… A CARDSHARK
- What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show?… Shark Trek
- What do you call a solitary shark?… A “lone” (loan) shark
- Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it!
- What did the shark say to the whale?… What are u blubbering about?
- What doe a shark like to watch on tv?…Anything but Flipper!
- What was the shark’s favorite James Joyce novel?… A: FINnegan’s wake
- What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead.
- Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?… He wanted to see time fly!
- Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?… To get to the other TIDE
- What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… an animal that talks your head off.
- How do you make a shark laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
- Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor?… Shark Hudson
- What do yuppie sharks like to drink?… Jaw-va
- What was the nerd shark’s favorite programming language?… Jaw-va
- What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites.
- Whats the Great White Sharks favorite candy?… The Jaw-Breaker!
- What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish??… ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’
- What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish!
- How did the crazy shark become normal again?…lectro shark therapy
- What did the shark say when something amazing happened?… JAWESOME
- What should you do if you see a shark?… Swim far, far away!
- What does a shark eat for dinner?… Whatever it wants!
- What did the shark plead in the murder case?… Not gill-ty!
- Where are sharks from?… Finland.
- Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws!
- What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?… “My shark ate it!”