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- What’s the first meal of the day called for basketball players?… Fast Breaks! (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long. “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?… To get a second breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
- What do lacrosse players call the first meal of the day?… Fast break. (Lacrosse Jokes)
- What is Rabbit’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re my stud-muffin! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the teacher who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast! (Bread Jokes & Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
- Croissant Pun: Croissants: The breakfast of cham-“pains.”
- Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
- What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants. (Ant Jokes)
- What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)