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  1. Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long.  “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  2. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re my stud-muffin! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the teacher who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast! (Bread Jokes & Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  5. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  6. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  7. What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants. (Ant Jokes)
  8. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)

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