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  1. Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long.  “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  2. Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?… To get a second breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  3. What do lacrosse players call the first meal of the day?… Fast break. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  4. What is Rabbit’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  5. Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, ‘I bet you don’t know what day this is?’ ‘Of course I do,’ he answered indignantly, as he slammed the door, and drove to his office. At 11 o’clock, the doorbell rang. The wife answered, and there at her front door was a UPS driver, in his had was a box containing 12 red roses. Later, at 2 pm there was another knock at the door, this time it was a deluxe box of Belgian chocolates. Eventually the husband came home, tired after a hard day’s work. His wife greeted him by saying: ‘First the flowers, then the chocolates, I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!’ (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  6. What did one muffin say to the other on Valentine’s Day?… You’re my stud-muffin! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the teacher who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast! (Bread Jokes & Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  8. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  9. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  10. What do ants eat for breakfast?… Croiss-ants. (Ant Jokes)
  11. What does the Cat in the Hat like to eat for breakfast?… Green Eggs and Ham. (Pig Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)

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