- Did you hear about the teacher who started fixing breakfast at midnight on Dec. 31?… He wanted to make a New Year’s toast! (New Year’s Eve Jokes for Teachers)
- What does Wonder Woman use for toast?… “Wonder” bread. (Wonder Women Jokes)
- What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes at the Thanksgiving dinner?… You’re on a roll. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Stop, drop, and… pass the rolls!
- Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?… It’s a crummy job. (Pilgrim Jokes & Bread Jokes)
- What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread?… Loaf Actually! (Bread Jokes)
