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  1. Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
  2. It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  4. I went to the zoo and saw a croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity. (Bread Jokes)
  5. When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Excuse my french” after a swear word… I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French. (Jokes for Teachers)
  6. What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… You’re just not my cup of tea. (Tea Jokes)
  7. A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons… I guess you can say they are roll playing. (Dragon Jokes)
  8. What do you call an angry pastry?… A croissant!
  9. Never make doctors appointments with a croissant… They’ll always flake out on you! (Doctor Jokes)
  10. My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
  11. What did the bag of flour say to the croissant?…… “I saw you yeasterday!”
  12. Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Spring Jokes)
  13. Me: “I am still tired from all the CrossFit this morning.” Co-worker: “it’s pronounced ‘Croissant’ and you ate 4 of them.”
  14. Why do bakers give women on special occasions?…… Flours! (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  15. What is the opposite of a croissant?… A happy uncle.
  16. You can never trust a Croissant to get things done… They’re super flakey.
  17. How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?… Meatloaf croissant. (Bread Jokes)
  18. What is the most delicious number in French? Cent? Deux cent? Trois cent?… C’est croissant!
  19. I just put my hair in a bun. It wasn’t very nice, I think I’ll try it with a croissant next time.
  20. What happens if you mix a croissant and a sourdough… A cross-bread.
  21. What do the croissant say to the chicken?…… LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE!
  22. Two Croissants walking across Union Street, One gets hit by a bus. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!
  23. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
  24. Two croissants are in an oven and one says, “Wow, it’s hot in here!” and the other croissant says, “Oh my gosh, a talking croissant!”
  25. What’s Austrian and took over France?… Croissants!
  26. A worker hits a convenience store on the way home, and buys some juice, a sausage croissant, and a scratcher. Once outside he scratches the card, and wins $400 dollars. The guy collects his winnings and heads home. When he arrives, he asks his wife “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replies “I’d take half the money and leave you.” “Great! I just won $200 tonight, here’s $100 — enjoy your half.”
  27. What do you call French macaroni?… Sbaguete and croissant.
  28. What do you call your father’s angry French sister?… Your croissant