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- What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses?… Nothing, he didn’t recognize him. (Zoo Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
- What are the oldest animals?… Zebras and Penguins because they’re in black and white. (Zebra Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Zoo Jokes / Labor Day Jokes)
- Did you know that a giraffe’s neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?… Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today. (Giraffe Jokes)
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” (Giraffe Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?… Because everybody looked up to him. (Giraffe Jokes)
- Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (Mole Day Jokes)