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- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Looney Tunes jokes?
- Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.” (Doctor Jokes)
- What does Bugs Bunny put on his sandwiches?… Space jam!
- Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says ’Is this Whiskey’? Elmer says, ‘Yes but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank’!!
- What did Bugs Bunny say after beaming aboard the Enterprise?… What’s up Spock? (Star Trek Jokes)
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.
- Who is Porky Pig’s favorite Peanuts character?… Pigpen.
- What is Elmer Fudd’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon. (Hunter’s Moon Jokes)
- Why didn’t Porky Pig play on the Space Jam basketball team?… Because he hogged the ball.
- Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?… At the What’s up Dock!
- What does Bugs Bunny put in his sandwiches?…Space jam!
- Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital He asks his doctor “What’s up, doc?” The doctor replies “Your blood pressure, Bugs.” “And if I don’t get it sorted out?” The doctor, visually distraught, answers: “That’s all, folks.” (Doctor Jokes)
- Where does Bugs Bunny park his boat?… At the What’s up Dock!
- How does Bugs Bunny travel?… By Hareplane!
- So how is the new Looney Tunes video game?… I don’t like it, it has a lot of bugs.
- I will only listen to the theme song from “Looney Tunes” while I’m driving… It’s a car tune. (365 Music Jokes)
- Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the Hunter Moon?… Elmer Fudd.
- Who is the unofficial Looney Tunes spokesperson for the NRA?… Yosemite Sam.
- What’s Bugs Bunny’s favorite style of music?… Hip hop!
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas?… Bugs Bunny.