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January Jokes (2020)
January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes:What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (Inauguration Jokes)
January 20th National Penguin Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)
January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes
October Jokes
(2019)
Fall Jokes for Kids:Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
October 4th: World Smile Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
October 5th: World Teachers Day Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
October 8th: World Octopus Day Jokes: What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle. (Octopus Jokes)
October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
October 10th: World Mental Health Day Psychology Jokes: What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes& Bullying Prevention Blogs)
October 13th: Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
October 14th: Top 10 Columbus Day Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
October 23rd:#MakeADogsDay / Dog Jokes:What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer. (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
October 23rd: Mole Day Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes:What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! (Halloween Jokes & Fall Jokes)
October 29th: National Cat Day Jokes: October 29th #NationalCatDay Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids) (Cat Jokes)
October 31st:Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)
November Jokes (2019)
November 3rd National Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
November 4th National Candy Day Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
Fall Jokes for Kids: What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn. )
December Jokes
New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
August Jokes
September Jokes 2019
September 2nd: Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
September 5th: National Pizza Day: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes & (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
September 8th: Grandparents Day Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)
Friday the 13th Jokes: Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
September 29th: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay
September 17th: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
June Jokes / June Hashtags / June Google Analytics
Sports Jokes:
- Top Baseball & Softball Jokes
- Father’s Day Jokes
- Flag Day Jokes
- Top Summer Jokes
- National Donut Day Jokes
July 2017
July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
July 16th: National Ice Cream Day: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream
July 19th: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
July 21st: National Junk Food Day: What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa (Animal Jokes for Kids)
August 2017
Top Summer Jokes
Summer Olympics: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
August 24th: National Waffle Day: How is a softball team like a waffle?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
August 26th: National Dog Dog: Dog Day Jokes
September
Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes
September 2016
September Jokes & Top Fall Jokes
Back to School: Top Back to School Jokes: Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
September 5th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
September 11th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Cheeseburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
September 29th: International Coffee Day: Top Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Top Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay
October 2016
October 7th World Smile Day: World Smile Day Jokes: When is the best time to go to the dentist? A: At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 12th: National Farmer’s Day: Top Farmer’s Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)
October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
November 2016
November Jokes
Top 10 Geography Week Jokes
November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
November 11th: Top Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
November 16th: Fast Food Jokes: National Fast Food Day Jokes: Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen.
November 17th: National Take a Hike Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
November: Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
December 2016
December Jokes / December Advertising Opportunities
December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
December 15th: Bill of Rights Day Jokes: “Where was the Bill of Rights signed?”… “On the bottom!”
December 21st: Winter Solstice
December 21st: National Hamburger Day Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Top Elementary School Jokes)
December 27th: National Fruitcake Day Jokes: What profession truly enjoys fruitcakes?… Psychologists (Top Psychology Jokes)
December 31st: New Year’s Eve Jokes: What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes & School Jokes for New Year’s Eve)