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More Octopus Jokes… (Octopus Jokes)

  1. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  2. Why did the octopus blush?… He saw the bottom of the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
  3. What do you call 8 x 3.14?… Octopi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  4. Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?… Captain Squid. (Pirate Jokes)
  5. What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Music Jokes)
  6. What do octopus knights wear?… A coat of arms. (Knight Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  7. Why did the octopus cross the road?… To get to the other TIDE!!! (Ocean Jokes)
  8. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle.
  9. How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
  10. What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?… Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  11. When are all octopuses born?… October! (October Jokes)
  12. What has 72 arms and catches flies?… An octopus baseball team. (Baseball Jokes)
  13. What did the octopus say to it’s sweetheart?… You octopi my heart. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. What did the doctor check on his octopus patient … His octopulse. 
  15. How do we know that octopuses can’t commit crimes?… They don’t have a bad bone in their bodies. (octopus have no bones) 
  16. What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?… An animal that milks itself. 
  17. How do you make an octopus laugh?… You give it ten-tickles.
  18. Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?… He got inked up.
  19. What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?… Octopied.
  20. What do you call a flying octopus?… An octocopter.
  21. What did the squid sheriff put together to find the outlaw cowboy?… An octoposse. 
  22. How did the octopus go to the war?… Well armed.
  23. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?… Ten tickles.
  24. What is a gathering of octopus called?… Octoposse.
  25. I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now. But the vet charged me six quid. 
  26. What do you call a cool octopus?… Tenta-cool (tentacle)
  27. What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?… Two octopuses shaking hands. 
  28. What story do octopus parents read to their kids?… Octopuss in boots 
  29. Who held the baby octopus for a ransom?…  Squidnappers. 
  30. What has eight legs and turns into a truck?…  Octopus Prime
  31. How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?…  The sign on the door says “Octopied.”
  32. What was the octopuses favorite cartoon?… Octonauts. 
  33. Where do female sea creatures keep their money?… In their octopurse.
  34. What do you call good characteristics of an octopus?…  It’s octo-pluses. 
  35. What did the octopus use to make jelly? …  From ocean currants. 
  36. What is a play on words among sea creatures?… Octopuns. 
  37. What looks like half an octopus? … The other half?
  38. What do you call a job for an octopus?… It’s octopation 
  39. What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?… A Platypus
  40. What do you call an octopus who thinks the glass if always half full?…  An octomist.