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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best knight jokes.
  2. When a knight in armor was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?… Rust in peace! (Knight Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
  3. Why does King Charles go to the bank after dinner?… To make his knightly deposit. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  4. Which of the King Charles’ knights never doubted himself?… Sir Tanlee! (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  5. What medieval king wrote books?… King Author. (Knight Jokes & Book Jokes)
  6. What did the King name the extra night?… Sir Plus.
  7. Who designed King Arthur’s round table?… Sir Cumference.
  8. How did Medieval kings send messages in the forest?… Moss code. (Tree Jokes)
  9. March Madness 2023: How did #16 Fairleigh Dickinson upset #1 Purdue?… Not really sure. I guess it just was their knight. (Knight Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  10. Which of the king’s knights never doubted himself?… Sir Tanlee.
  11. March Madness 2023: In the post-game interview, Coach Tobin Anderson was asked, how come you were not able to continue the Cinderella story and knock off FAU?… Not really sure. We worked our tails off. I guess it just wasn’t our knight. (March Madness Jokes)
  12. Who designed King Arthur’s round table?… Sir Cumference.
  13. Why did the King go to the bank after dinner?… To make his knightly deposit.
  14. A pancake gets married to royalty… Her husband is Sir Up. (Pancake Jokes)
  15. What do football players wear to the Super Bowl?… Armor – because it’s a knight game.
  16. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes)
  17. When should football players wear armor?… When they play knight games. (Football Jokes)
  18. What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Back to School Jokes)
  19. Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Dragon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  20. Do you know Sir Cumference… He is a little round.
  21. Do you know Sir Prize?… He’s always showing up unannounced.
  22. Do you know Sir Ender?… He’s always giving up on things.
  23. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Pi Day Jokes)
  24. What do octopus knights wear?… A coat of arms. (Octopus Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One