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Top 10 July Jokes

  1. Top 10 Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. Top 10 American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. Top 10 Ant Jokes: Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies! (Biology Jokes)
  4. Top 10 Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  5. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  7. Top 10 Bacon Jokes: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  8. Top 10 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
  9. Top 10 Baseball Jokes:
  10. Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center.
  11. Top 10 Bike Jokes: What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. Top 10 Black Friday Jokes: Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Mole Day Jokes)
  13. Top 10 Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
  14. Top 10 Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  15. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  16. Cheese Jokes: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  17. Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Cheeseburger Jokes)
  18. Top 10 Coffee Jokes: I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Labor Day Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  19. Donut Jokes: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  20. Top 10 Dragon Jokes: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  21. Top 10 Dog Jokes: What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  22. Egg Jokes: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  23. Father’s Day Jokes: Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  24. Flag Day Jokes: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (American Revolution Jokes & (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  25. Top 10 Fireworks Jokes for Kids: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  26. Friday the 13th Jokes: Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes:
  27. Full Moon Jokes:Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  28. 4th of July Jokes / Top 10 4th of July Jokes / 4th of July Jokes for Kids: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  29. Graduation Jokes: Top 10 Graduation Jokes: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes for Kids)
  30. Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  31. Top 10 Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  32. Top 10 Halloween Jokes: What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  33. Top 10 Hamburger Jokes: Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  34. Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes: I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
  35. Hiking Jokes: Top 10 Hiking Jokes: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  36. Top 10 Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  37. Hurricane Jokes: Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
  38. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  39. Top 10 Library Jokes: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes Library Jokes)
  40. Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  41. Memorial Day Jokes: Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  42. Top 10 Middle School Jokes: How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  43. Napping Jokes & Top 10 Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  44. Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball.
  45. Top 10 November Jokes: What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
  46. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  47. Ocean Jokes: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Geography Jokes for Kids / Travel Guest Blogs)
  48. Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  49. Pig 10 Jokes: How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
  50. Pirate Jokes: Top 10 Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  51. Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  52. Top 10 Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids High School Jokes)
  53. Top 10 Rainbow Jokes: A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  54. March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)
  55. Top 10 Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.(Shark Jokes for Kids)
  56. Skeleton Jokes:
  57. Top 10 Spiderman Jokes: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  58. Spring Jokes Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes) (Funny Spring Jokes for Kids)
  59. Top 10 Star Wars Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  60. Summer Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Summer Jokes: What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  61. Top 10 Swimming Jokes: What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  62. Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes:
  63. Spiderman Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Spiderman Jokes: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  64. Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  65. Tree Jokes: Top 10 Tree Jokes: What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  66. Vampire Jokes:
  67. Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  68. Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  69. Top 10 Whale Jokes: What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  70. Top 10 Worm Jokes: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Earth Day Jokes & Spring Jokes)

Top 10 May Jokes

Top 10 August Jokes

Top 10 July Pages:

Top 10 September Jokes

September 2nd: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes:Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)

September 8th: Top 10 Grandparents Day Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.

Top 10 November Jokes

November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)

November 28th: Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)

Top 10 January Jokes / January Jokes

Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball.

January 1st: (New Year’s Day Jokes) Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Day party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)

March Jokes

March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes)

March 7th Daylight Savings Jokes:

March 7th National Pancake Day JokesWhere do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)

March 14th: Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)

March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day JokesWhat do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)

March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)