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Top 10 January Jokes

  1. Top 10 Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. Top 10 American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. Top 10 Ant Jokes: Why don’t anteaters get sick?… Because they are full of antibodies! (Biology Jokes)
  4. Top 10 Arizona Jokes: What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  5. Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
  7. Top 10 Bacon Jokes: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  8. Top 10 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
  9. Top 10 Baseball Jokes:
  10. Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: What is the Guillotine?… A French chopping center.
  11. Top 10 Bee Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
  12. Top 10 Bike Jokes: What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes)
  13. Top 10 Black Friday Jokes: Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Mole Day Jokes)
  14. Top 10 Camping Jokes: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
  15. Top 10 Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  16. Top 10 Cat Jokes: What does the Cat in the Hat read in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  17. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  18. Cheese Jokes: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  19. Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Cheeseburger Jokes)
  20. Top 10 Coffee Jokes: I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind. (Labor Day Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  21. Donut Jokes: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  22. Top 10 Dragon Jokes: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  23. Top 10 Dog Jokes: What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  24. Egg Jokes: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  25. Top 10 Elephant Jokes: What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
  26. Father’s Day Jokes: Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  27. Flag Day Jokes: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (American Revolution Jokes & (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  28. Top 10 Fireworks Jokes for Kids: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  29. Friday the 13th Jokes: Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes:
  30. Full Moon Jokes:Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  31. 4th of July Jokes / Top 10 4th of July Jokes / 4th of July Jokes for Kids: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  32. Top 10 Ghost Jokes: Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  33. Graduation Jokes: Top 10 Graduation Jokes: Why did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes for Kids)
  34. Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
  35. Top 10 Groundhog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  36. Top 10 Halloween Jokes: What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  37. Top 10 Hamburger Jokes: Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  38. Top 10 High School Jokes: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & Giraffe Jokes)
  39. Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes: I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
  40. Hiking Jokes: Top 10 Hiking Jokes: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  41. Top 10 Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  42. Top 10 Hunting Jokes: Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Dentist Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  43. Hurricane Jokes: Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
  44. Top 10 Impeachment Jokes: EVICTED FAMILY NEEDS HELP MOVING! MUST BE OUT BY JANUARY 20th! Please send any unneeded moving supplies to: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20500.
  45. Top 10 July Jokes
  46. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  47. Top 10 Library Jokes: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?… Bookworms. (Fishing Jokes Library Jokes)
  48. Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
  49. Memorial Day Jokes: Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  50. Top 10 Middle School Jokes: How are coffee beans like middle school kids?… They’re always getting grounded. (Coffee Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  51. Napping Jokes & Top 10 Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
  52. Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball.
  53. Top 10 November Jokes: What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
  54. Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  55. Top 10 October Jokes:
  56. Ocean Jokes: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Geography Jokes for Kids / Travel Guest Blogs)
  57. Top 10 Pasta Jokes:
  58. Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  59. Pig 10 Jokes: How do you make Pig Jerky?… Give them some coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
  60. Pirate Jokes: Top 10 Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  61. Top 10 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  62. Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
  63. Top 10 Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids High School Jokes)
  64. Top 10 Psychology Jokes: Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? (Pavlov’s Dog Experiment: Amazing Nobel Prize Psychology Lesson!)
  65. Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! (Halloween Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  66. Top 10 Rainbow Jokes: A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  67. March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)
  68. Top 10 Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.(Shark Jokes for Kids)
  69. Top 10 Skeleton Jokes: What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  70. Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  71. Top 10 Spiderman Jokes: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  72. Spring Jokes Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes) (Funny Spring Jokes for Kids)
  73. Top 10 Star Wars Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  74. Summer Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Summer Jokes: What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  75. Top 10 Swimming Jokes: What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  76. Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes:
  77. Spiderman Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Spiderman Jokes: What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  78. Top 10 Taco Jokes:
  79. Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  80. Tree Jokes: Top 10 Tree Jokes: What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  81. Vampire Jokes:
  82. Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  83. Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  84. Top 10 Whale Jokes: What do whales like to put on their toast?… Jellyfish! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  85. Top 10 Worm Jokes: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Earth Day Jokes & Spring Jokes)

Top 10 November Jokes

  1. Top 10 November JokesWhat month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember!
  2. November 3rd: Top 10 Sandwich Day JokesWhat did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  3. November 3rd Top 10 Election JokesSomeone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
  4. November 4th Top 10 National Candy Day JokesWhat kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  5. November 5th: Top 10 National Donut Day: What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  6. November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  7. November 13th: Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  8. November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
  9. November 16th: Top 10 Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  10. November 26th: Thanksgiving: Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  11. November 27th: Top 10 Black Friday Jokes: Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  12. Top 10 Fall JokesHumpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
  13. Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

Top 10 May Jokes

Top 10 August Jokes

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Top 10 September Jokes

September 2nd: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes:Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)

September 8th: Top 10 Grandparents Day Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.

Top 10 November Jokes

November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)

November 28th: Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)

Top 10 January Jokes / January Jokes

Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball.

January 1st: (New Year’s Day Jokes) Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Day party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)

March Jokes

March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes)

March 7th Daylight Savings Jokes:

March 7th National Pancake Day JokesWhere do most people eat pancakes during a Leap Year?… IHOP. (Lear Year Jokes)

March 14th: Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)

March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day JokesWhat do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)

March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?… A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day. (Doctor Jokes)