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Top Joke Pages: 180 School JokesFamily Joke of the DayMay Jokes for Kids

Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day

Many of these jokes can be used for Flag Day, the 4th of July, and Veteran’s Day.

  1. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  2. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  3. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  4. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  5. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
  6. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
  7. What did one American flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  8. What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  9. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  10. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  11. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  12. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  13. What’s red, white and blue?…Our flag, of course.And a sad candy cane!(4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)