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More Pilot Jokes…

  1. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles… In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t. The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve Peanuts on this flight.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  2. A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Rainbow Jokes)
  3. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Donut jokes for Kids)
  4. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  5. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
  6. I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. What was it about your pilot that made you laugh?… I don’t really know. He was just plane funny! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  8. Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  9. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Middle School Jokes)
  10. Two deer hunters hired a pilot to take them way back into the forest. After the hunt, the pilot returned and saw that they had six deer. “The plane won’t carry six deer, you’ll have to leave two of them,” said the pilot. Unwilling to leave their deer, the hunters said “We got six on the plane last year.” After going back and forth for a few minutes, the pilot gave in, and just five minutes after takeoff the plane crashed into the forest. Lucky to be alive, one of the hunters said, “Any idea where we are?” The second hunter said, “Yeah, right about where our plane went down last year.” (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  11. How can you make the last day of school fly by?… Throw a clock! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  12. How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?… B 52. (Veterans Day Jokes / Plane Jokes / Music Jokes)
  13. Why did the kid study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (180 School Jokes)
  14. What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Bagel Jokes)
  15. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Donut jokes for Kids)