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Guest Blog: Four Myths about Rainbows Hospice for Children and Young People
Google Search “Rainbow Jokes” (Rainbow Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best rainbow jokes.
- What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Prom Jokes)
- Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs? …Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about rainbows?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good rainbow knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good rainbow knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Hawaii Jokes)
- How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light!
- Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?… To get to the other side.(Rainbow Jokes & Leprechaun Jokes)
- A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
- What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?… You’ll be the end of me!
- The youth of today don’t know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts… It’s a dying art! (Art Jokes)
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes & Music Jokes)
- I was caught stealing a rainbow once… Ended up getting thrown in prism! (Police Jokes for Kids)
- How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light!
- What did the cloud say to the rainbow?… You brighten my day! (Rain Jokes)
- What’s a rainbow’s favorite math topic?… Re-fractions! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?… Hue-dini! Hue-dini! (Magic Jokes)
- Where do you weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow!
- I once did an exam on rainbows… I passed with flying colors!
- What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Spring Jokes)
- What is a leprechaun’s favorite video game?… Rainbow Six! (Leprechaun Jokes)
- What do you call a criminal at the end of the rainbow?… A lepre – con artist!
- How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?… Non-violet protests!
- Who travels in rainbow colored Tardis?… Dr Hue!
- How do you wrap a cloud?.. With a rainbow!
- How do you tie up a cloud?… With a rainbow! (Rain Jokes)
- What do you call a rainbow without any colors?… A plainbow!
- What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?… Green Green, Yellow!
- What do you call a colorful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona… A Spainbow! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why isn’t there any gold in a rainbow?… Because it’s all in a pot at the end.
- What do you find at an end of the rainbow?… Violet!
- Why did the cloud shout “Strike!?”… Because it was at a rainbowling alley! (Bowling Jokes)
- Why is rainbow slime so popular?… It comes with a pot of gold!
- What did Sherlock Holmes say when he found the rainbow’s fingerprints at the scene of a crime? … Hue dunnit! (Police Jokes)
- What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?… High Hue, High Hue!… High Hue, High Hue! (Disney Jokes)
- What’s multi-colored and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?… A rainbowa constrictor! (Snake Jokes)
- What’s the sounds of a rainbow laughing?… Hue hue hue hue!
- What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?… A trainbow! (Train Jokes)
- What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?… Rain, probably! (Rain Jokes)
- How do clouds get dressed up?… They wear a rain-bow!
- Why is Ed Sheeran’s favorite cereal, rainbow lucky charms?… He’s in love with the shape of U!
- What’s multi-colored and lives up your nose?… A rain-bogie! (Rain Jokes)
- What did the little girl’s ribbon become in the rain?… A rainbow!
- What might you uses to sail across the sky?… A rainboat! (Rain Jokes)
- What’s the term for when it is raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn’t form?… A refrainbow!
- What does a butcher do after traveling somewhere over a rainbow?… Weigh a pie! (Pie Jokes)
- What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?… A damp panda!
- What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (Middle School Jokes)
- What is the only bow that an elementary student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (Elementary School Jokes)
- What is the only bow that a high school student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (High School Jokes)
- What is the only bow that a college school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!