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Guest Blog: Four Myths about Rainbows Hospice for Children and Young People

Google Search “Rainbow Jokes” (Rainbow Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best rainbow jokes.
  2. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Prom Jokes)
  3. Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs? …Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  4. Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about rainbows?
  6. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good rainbow knock-knock joke?
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good rainbow knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  8. Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Hawaii Jokes)
  9. How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light!
  10. Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?… To get to the other side.(Rainbow Jokes & Leprechaun Jokes)
  11. A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  12. What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold?… You’ll be the end of me!
  13. The youth of today don’t know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts… It’s a dying art! (Art Jokes)
  14. What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes & Music Jokes)
  15. I was caught stealing a rainbow once… Ended up getting thrown in prism! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  16. How much does a rainbow weigh?… Hardly anything. They’re pretty light!
  17. What did the cloud say to the rainbow?… You brighten my day! (Rain Jokes)
  18. What’s a rainbow’s favorite math topic?… Re-fractions! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  19. What do you call a magician wearing a rainbow colored suit?… Hue-dini! Hue-dini! (Magic Jokes)
  20. Where do you weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow! 
  21. I once did an exam on rainbows… I passed with flying colors! 
  22. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Spring Jokes)
  23. What is a leprechaun’s favorite video game?… Rainbow Six! (Leprechaun Jokes)
  24. What do you call a criminal at the end of the rainbow?… A lepre – con artist! 
  25. How did the colors get rid of purple from the rainbow?… Non-violet protests!
  26. Who travels in rainbow colored Tardis?… Dr Hue!
  27. How do you wrap a cloud?.. With a rainbow! 
  28. How do you tie up a cloud?… With a rainbow! (Rain Jokes)
  29. What do you call a rainbow without any colors?… A plainbow! 
  30. What does it sound like when a rainbow answers the phone?… Green Green, Yellow! 
  31. What do you call a colorful atmospheric anomaly that appears over Barcelona… A Spainbow! (World Geography Jokes)
  32. Why isn’t there any gold in a rainbow?… Because it’s all in a pot at the end.
  33. What do you find at an end of the rainbow?… Violet! 
  34. Why did the cloud shout “Strike!?”… Because it was at a rainbowling alley! (Bowling Jokes)
  35. Why is rainbow slime so popular?… It comes with a pot of gold!
  36. What did Sherlock Holmes say when he found the rainbow’s fingerprints at the scene of a crime? … Hue dunnit! (Police Jokes)
  37. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?… High Hue, High Hue!… High Hue, High Hue! (Disney Jokes)
  38. What’s multi-colored and very pretty but also capable of crushing you in its death grip?… A rainbowa constrictor! (Snake Jokes)
  39. What’s the sounds of a rainbow laughing?… Hue hue hue hue! 
  40. What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?… A trainbow! (Train Jokes)
  41. What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?… Rain, probably! (Rain Jokes)
  42. How do clouds get dressed up?… They wear a rain-bow! 
  43. Why is Ed Sheeran’s favorite cereal, rainbow lucky charms?… He’s in love with the shape of U! 
  44. What’s multi-colored and lives up your nose?… A rain-bogie! (Rain Jokes)
  45. What did the little girl’s ribbon become in the rain?… A rainbow! 
  46. What might you uses to sail across the sky?… A rainboat! (Rain Jokes)
  47. What’s the term for when it is raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn’t form?… A refrainbow!
  48. What does a butcher do after traveling somewhere over a rainbow?… Weigh a pie! (Pie Jokes)
  49. What do you get if you put a panda underneath a rainbow?… A damp panda!
  50. What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (Middle School Jokes)
  51. What is the only bow that an elementary student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (Elementary School Jokes)
  52. What is the only bow that a high school student can’t tie?…Rainbow! (High School Jokes)
  53.  What is the only bow that a college school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!