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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  2. What did the lightning say to the fireworks?… Hey! You stole my thunder. (Fireworks Jokes)
  3. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Kansas Jokes)
  4. I don’t understand why people are afraid to swim when there is lightning nearby… If lightning actually hit my pool I’d be totally shocked! (Swimming Jokes)
  5. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  6. What did one lightening bolt say to the other lightening bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
  7. What did the cloud say to the rainbow?… You brighten my day! (Rainbow Jokes)
  8. What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up, my name will be mud. (Spring Jokes)
  9. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Spring Jokes)
  10. What kind of shorts to clouds wear?… Thunderwear!
  11. Can bees fly in the rain?… Not without their little yellow jackets! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  12. What’s really in the pot at the end of a rainbow?… Rain, probably! (Rainbow Jokes)
  13. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella!
  14. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Prom Jokes)
  15. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  16. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  17. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes & Duck Jokes)
  18. What’s multi-colored and lives up your nose?… A rain-bogie! (Rainbow Jokes)
  19. What might you uses to sail across the sky?… A rainboat! (Rainbow Jokes)
  20. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. (Hot Dog Jokes)