Google Search “Kangaroo Jokes”
- What do you call a talking Kangaroo?… Unbe-Leap-able. (Leap Year Jokes)
- What’s a kangaroo’s favorite kind of year?… A leap year, of course—they’re the ultimate leapers!
- What did the baby kangaroo say to the mama kangaroo?… Don’t leap me hanging.
- What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?… A leap year!
- In what year were kangaroos discovered?… A leap year.
- What’s a kangaroo’s favorite month?… February – it’s the perfect time to practice their leaps!
- Why did the kangaroo want to change his birthday to February 29th?… So he could celebrate every leap year!
- Why was the kangaroo so excited for leap year?… It could finally celebrate its birthday every four years!
- What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?… A turtle neck jumper.