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This all started with an idea for have Funny Animal Jokes for Kids. Every time we found a funny joke, we added a page.

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best monkey jokes.
  2. Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced. She said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was kidding, but… Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer. (Divorce Jokes)
  3. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  4. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?… Amazon Prime-ates.
  5. What do you call a monkey who wins an Olympic gold medal for downhill skiing?… A chimpion. (Skiing Jokes)
  6. What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk?… Chocolate chimp cookies! (Milk Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  7. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Mother Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?… Because the monkeys use them for slides. 
  9. What’s the best day for monkey business?… The first of Ape-ril! (April Fools’ Joke for Kids & April Jokes)
  10. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?… It won’t be long now.
  11. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?… Jungle bells, Jungle bells… (Music Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  12. What do you call an angry monkey?… Furious George.
  13. What kind of a key opens a banana?… A monkey! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  14. Did you hear about the man who can jump from tree to tree?… He was a monkey’s uncle.
  15. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Mother Day Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why did the monkey like the banana?… Because it had appeal! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  17. What do you call a baby monkey?… A Chimp off the old block. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids& Mother Day Jokes for Kids)
  18. Where do monkeys go to drink?… The monkey bars!
  19. What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Hockey Jokes)
  20. How do monkeys get down the stairs?… They slide down the banana-ster! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  21. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?… The banana split!
  22. Did you hear about the awful jungle party?… Somebody forgot to bring the chimps and dip.
  23. What is a monkey’s favorite game?… Hangman!
  24. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?… There are too many cheetahs there!
  25. Why shouldn’t you get into a fight with a monkey?… They use gorilla warfare.
  26. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?… A chipmunk.
  27. What do you call a monkey in a minefield?… Baboom!
  28. What do you tell a bad monkey?… Stop chimping about.
  29. What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?… Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
  30. What do you call a Chimpanzee that works in a bar?… A Monkey Wench.
  31. What do you call a monkey with a wizards, hat, and wand?… Hairy Potter
  32. What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?… Let the chimps fall where they may.
  33. Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?… To a retailer!
  34. What’s invisible and smells like bananas?… A fart of a monkey.
  35. What do you call a monkey that succeeds at every sport?… A chimpion!
  36. What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Hockey Jokes for Kids)
  37. Where do chimps get their gossip?… On the ape vine!
  38. How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?… With a bargaining chimp.
  39. What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?… a Monkey Business.
  40. How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana! (Banana Jokes for Kids)