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  1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  4. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes Monkey Jokes)
  5. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  6. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  7. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  8. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  9. April 12th: Easter JokesWhat do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  10. April 13th: Friday the 13th JokesWhat do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  11. April 16th: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  12. Clean Prom JokesWhat did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  13. April 22nd: Earth Day JokesHow do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  14. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.I have no words to say how angry I am.
  15. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools!It works just fine.
  16. Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?It starts off fool
  17. April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
  18. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?YODA: March April may, June
  19. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage.The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked:“Where were you on the night of October to April?”
  20. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
  21. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?June bugs.
  22. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke.
  23. What’s the worst part about April Fools?Jokes without punchlines
  24. What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around
  25. Why do Native Americans hate April?Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
  26. If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
  27. Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?Billy “May’s here”