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  1. April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
  2. April 1st: National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  3. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  5. April 5th: National Burrito Day JokesWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
  6. When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes Monkey Jokes)
  7. Full Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
  8. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  9. What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  10. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  11. April 12th: Easter JokesWhat do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  12. April 13th: Friday the 13th JokesWhat do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  13. April 16th: Patriots’ Day JokesWhat was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
  14. Clean Prom JokesWhat did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
  15. April 22nd: Earth Day JokesHow do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  16. For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  17. I think my calendar is broken…Haha, April Fools! It works just fine. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  18. Why doesn’t April ever eat with the other months?… It starts off fool. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  19. April Fools Day…………The day every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  20. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June. (Star Wars Jokes)
  21. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked: “Where were you on the night of October to April?” (Police Jokes)
  22. Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?… Because they have just finished a 31 day March. (Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  23. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (June Jokes)
  24. Nobody pranked me on the 1st of April……..but that’s fine, my life is already a joke. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  25. What’s the worst part about April Fools?… Jokes without punchlines. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  26. What’s the only difference between Valentine’s Day and April fools?… I don’t get my hopes up when April fools comes around. (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  27. Why do Native Americans hate April?… Because April showers bring May Flowers, and Mayflowers bring white people.
  28. If April showers bring May flowers, what does April snow bring?… Incredulous Facebook posts about the arrival of spring.
  29. Who’s job is it to announce the end of April?… Billy “May’s here”
  30. When do gorillas fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers.