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  1. Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  3. On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)

December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes

  1. What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  2. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  3. December 4th: National Cookie DayWhen should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  4. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  5. December 25th: 101 Christmas JokesWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  6. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  7. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  8. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  9. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  10. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)

November Jokes / Top 10 November Jokes

  1. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
  2. Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  3. November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  4. November 4th: National Candy Day: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
  5. Election Day: Election Day Jokes Election Day Jokes: What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Mole Day Jokes)
  6. What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember
  7. National Candy Day:: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  8. November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
  9. November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  10. November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes
  11. Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  12. Black Friday Jokes: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes

Top 10 August Jokes / August Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over! 
  3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  4. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
  5. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
  6. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
  7. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
  8. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping!
  9. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school!
  10. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice!

Top 10 September Jokes / September Jokes for Kids

October Jokes / Top 10 October Jokes

Top 10 July Jokes

  1. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
  2. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July when you get caught doing something wrong.
  3. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July in court and you go to jail for perjury.
  4. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your mom and she gets mad. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  5. Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July to your dad and he gets mad. (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)

July Jokes for Kids

  1. What month can you never trust?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  2. Which month is most likely to commit perjury?… July (get it Ju LIE!)
  3. What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle.  (Christmas Jokes for Kids July Jokes for Kids)
  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. What did one flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)