Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

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August Jokes / Top 10 August Jokes

Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
August 2nd: Top 10 National Ice Cream Sandwich Day Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
August 3rd Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
Top 10 August Jokes: Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Back to School Jokes: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind knocked me over!
August 12th: Top 10 Elephant Jokes: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
Friday August 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
August 31st: Top 10 Bacon Jokes: 2021 International Bacon Day Jokes: 21 Funny Bacon Jokes: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
August 9th: Shark Week: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when flying a kite!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when sailing!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind is helpful when windsurfing.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go to the bathroom before we go!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to soccer practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cross country practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to field hockey practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cheerleading practice!
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14.
August 31st: International Bacon Day: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)

September Jokes / Top 10 September Jokes / 101 September Jokes

Top 10 Tree Jokes: What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
Fall Jokes for Kid s: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
September 2nd Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
September 5th: National Pizza Day / Top 10 Pizza Jokes: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes & Pizza Jokes for Kids)
September 7th: Top 10 Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
September 13th: Grandparents Day: Top 10 Grandparent Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
September 13th: National Peanut Day Jokes: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions.
September 18th: National Cheeseburger Day: Top 10 Cheeseburger Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
September 19th: Talk Like a Pirate Day: Top Pirate Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love.
September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
September 29th: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay

October Jokes / Top 10 October Jokes

October 1st: International Coffee Day: Coffee Jokes: What’s fat, hairy, and drinks a lot of coffee?… Java the Hut! (Star Wars Jokes) #InternationalCoffeeDay
Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (Spiderman Jokes)
Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
October 4th: National Taco Day Jokes: Top 10 Taco Jokes: Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round! (Geometry Jokes)
October 5th: World Teachers Day Jokes: Top 10 Teacher Jokes: Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Teacher Jokes & Travel Guest Blogs)
October 6th: World Smile Day Jokes: Top 10 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
October 8th: World Octopus Day: Top 10 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
October 9th International Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
October 10th World Mental Health Day Top 10 Psychology Jokes: Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
October 12th Top 10 Columbus Day Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.
What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
October 12th: National Farmers Day Farming Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes & Farming Jokes) #NationalFarmersDay
October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
October 14th Top 10 Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
October 16th: National Boss Day Jokes: The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and asked the threesome if they would like to each make a wish. The first secretary excitedly exclaimed, “I wish I was on a beach in a tropical island!” Immediately her wish was granted. The next secretary proclaimed, “I wish I was on a tour of France!” Immediately her wish too, was granted. Being that it was now his turn to make a wish the CEO exclaimed “I want the two of them back in their offices right after lunch!” #NationalBossDay
October 17th: National Pasta Day What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Spaghetti Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids) Full Moon Names & Meanings
October 18th: Chocolate Cupcake Day: Top 10 Cupcake Jokes: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes! What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
Top 10 World Series Jokes: A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?”
Friday, October 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Summer Jokes)
Top 10 Pumpkin Jokes
October 26th: National Pumpkin Day National Pumpkin Day Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out!
October 17th: National Chocolate Cupcake Day Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
October 31st: 101 Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes)

November Jokes / Top 10 November Jokes

Top 10 November Jokes: What month should you never ask on a date?… “NO” vember!
November 3rd: Top 10 Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
November 3rd Top 10 Election Jokes: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
November 4th Top 10 National Candy Day Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
November 5th: Top 10 National Donut Day: What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
November 13th: Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
November 16th: Top 10 Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
November 26th: Thanksgiving: Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
November 27th: Top 10 Black Friday Jokes: Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
Top 10 Fall Jokes: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge

December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes / December Jokes for Teachers

Top 10 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
Top 10 Fall Jokes: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
Top 10 Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Christmas Tree Jokes: What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
Top 10 Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
Top 10 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
December 8th: National Brownie Day: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
Top 10 Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
Top 10 Santa Jokes: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
Top 10 Elf Jokes: Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good Christmas joke?
December 15th: Top 10 Bill of Rights Day Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
Top 10 Frosty the Snowman Jokes: What do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes)
Top 10 Christmas Wreath Jokes: So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
December 21st: Top 10 Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
December 21st: 1st Day of Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
December 31st: Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
December 4th: National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
December 25th: 101 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)

January Jokes / Top 10 January Jokes

January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year! (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Top 10 Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes)
January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes: What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
January 20th National Penguin Day: Top 10 Penguin Jokes: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes
January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes
January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes

What is as old as the earth and new every month?… The moon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Jokes for Each MonthIf you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year… February 30th April 31st June 31st September 31st November 31st. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December.
How many seconds are there in one year?12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?… Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Teacher: Which month has 28 days? Student: Every month! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends!

Jokes for each month

I’m throwing a hobbit party… It’s just a little get-together.
Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for party?… They are too eccentric.
Why do you never want to invite a tree to your party?… Because they never leaf when you want them to.
I’m waiting for Spider-Man to come to the party… He said he’s swing by soon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What’s more frightening than “Today is Friday the 13th”?… 1st of every month, when rent is due. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?… It’s cool! (Ice Cream Jokes)
No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on. (Bee Jokes)
The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
If you have to schedule a meeting with a person or people you do not like, here are some days to tell them, no manner what year…February 30th, April 31st, June 31st, September 31st, November 31st

February Jokes / Top 10 February Jokes

February 1st: Top 10 February Jokes: February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes)
February 2nd: Top 10 Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again.
February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he only has one.
February 7th: Top 10 Super Bowl Bowl LV Jokes: Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
February 9th: National Pizza Day Top 10 Pizza Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
February 14th Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes: I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.
February 15th President’s Day: Top 10 President’s Day Jokes: Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved… It’s completely unprecedented. (Presidents’ Day Jokes & South Dakota Jokes)
February 29th: Top 10 Leap Year Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)

March Jokes / Top 10 March Jokes

March 1st: Top 10 March Jokes: Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
March 4th Top 10 Grammar Jokes: I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
March 6th: Top 10 Oreo Jokes: What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes)
March 7th Top 10 Cereal Jokes: How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
March 9th National Meatball Day Top 10 Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
Top 10 March Madness Jokes: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
Top 10 Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
March 14th Selection Sunday: Top 10 March Madness Jokes: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes)
March 14th Top 10 Pi Day Jokes: Pi Day…. Come to think of it, we wouldn’t mind celebrating forever.
March 14th Top 10 Daylight Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: Top 10 Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
March 15th: Top 10 Napping Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
March 20th: Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

April 1st Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
April 1st Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
April 1st National Burrito Day: Top 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
April 4th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
April 19th: Top 10 Patriots’ Day Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
April 22nd: Top 10 Earth Day Jokes: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
April 25th World Penguin Day: Top 10 Penguin Jokes Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
April 26th: Top 10 Pretzel Jokes: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist.
April 30th: Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)

May Jokes / Top 10 May Jokes

May 1st: Top 10 May Day Jokes: Did you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
Top 10 Spring Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
Top 10 Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
May 5th: Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
May 5th: Top 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
May 6th: Top 10 Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
May 7th: Full Moon Jokes: Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
May 31st Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes)

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
June 5th National Donut Day: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
June 6th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
June 21st Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
June 21st: Top 10 Summer Solstice Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes: Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)

July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes

July 1st: Top 10 Canada Day Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
July 1st: Top 10 July Jokes: Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who? July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
July 4th: Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes for the 4th of July: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
July 4th: Top 10 4th of July Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes)
Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Stanley Cup Jokes:
July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
Top 10 Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
Top 10 Basketball Jokes
July 18th: Top 10 Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
July 21st National Hot Dog Day: Top 10 Hot Dog Jokes: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
July 21st: National Junk Food Day: Top 10 Junk Food Jokes:
July 23rd: Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)

Top 10 Archery Jokes: What did the archer get when he hit a bull’s eye?… a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Artistic Gymnastics Jokes: What do you get when you cross a painter with a tumbler?… An Artistic Gymnast.
Top 10 Artistic Swimming Jokes: What do you get when you throw a painter into the pool?… Artistic Swimming.
Top 10 Badminton Jokes: Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
Top 10 Baseball Jokes:Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Basketball Jokes: What do the USA Olympic Basketball team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes)
Top 10 Beach Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
Top 10 BMX Freestyle Jokes: What race is never run?… A BMX race. (Bike Jokes)
Top 10 BMX Racing Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement. (Bike Jokes)
Boxing: Top 10 Boxing Jokes: What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
Canoe: Top 10 Canoe Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
Diving: Top 10 Diving Jokes: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Jokes for Teachers)
Equestrian: Top 10 Equestrian Jokes: Where do U.S. Olympic horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes)
Top 10 Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
USA Soccer: Top 10 Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
Golf: Top 10 Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf match?… He screamed with every swing.
USA Handball: Top 10 Handball Jokes @USATH What did the mummy handball coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
Field Hockey: Top 10 Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
USA Judo Top 10 Judo Jokes: President of Judo Club: “Now, what should the colors of our club be?”… Student: “I’d suggest black and blue.”
USA Karate Top 10 Karate Jokes: Why did the black belt get arrested?… He held up a pair of pants.
Marathon Swimming Jokes
Modern Pentathlon USA Modern Pentathlon Top 10 Pentathlon Jokes
Mountain Biking Top 10 Mountain Biking Jokes
Rhythmic Gymnastics Top 10 Rhythmic Gymnastics Jokes
Road Cycling Cycling: Top 10 Cycling Jokes: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
USA Rowing: Top 10 Rowing Jokes
USA Rugby (7s): Top 10 Rugby Jokes
A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”
USA sailing: Top 10 Sailing Jokes
USA shooting @USAShooting (40.2K followers)
Skateboarding Top 10 Skateboarding Jokes: Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Jokes for Teachers)
Sport Climbing Top 10 Sports Climbing Jokes
Surfing Top 10 Surfing Jokes
Swimming: Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
USA Table Tennis: Top 10 Table Tennis Jokes:
USA Taekwondo: Top 10 Taekwondo Jokes
USA Tennis: Top 10 Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
USA Kayak: Top 10 Kayak Jokes: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
USA Gymnastics: Top 10 Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
Track Cycling
Trampoline
USA Triathlon: Top 10 Triathlon Jokes: Who is the unofficial sponsor of the oldest Triathlon?… Ironman!
USA Volleyball Top 10 Volleyball Jokes: What can you serve but never eat?… A volleyball!
USA Racquetball: Top 10 Racquetball Jokes: My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
ASA / USA Softball: Top 10 Softball Jokes: What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
USA Water Polo: Top 10 Water Polo Jokes
USA Wrestling: Top 10 Wrestling Jokes
Top Marathon Jokes
USA Roller Sports: @USARS (5K followers)
US Squash: @USSQUASH (4.3K followers)
US Track and Field: @usatf (123K followers)
USA Water Ski: @USAWaterSki (4.5K followers)
Bowling: Top 10 Bowling Jokes: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
USA Weightlifting: @USWeightlifting (43K followers)

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