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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Memorial Day jokes.
  2. Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings! (Memorial Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (180 School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  4. A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.” (Navy Jokes)
  5. The Memorial Day Weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . . “I’m not free. I’m four.” (Elementary School Jokes)
  6. On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?! (Geography Jokes)
  7. The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.
  8. What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty. (Tea Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  9. Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  10. How many feet are in a yard?… It depends how many people have come to the Memorial Day barbecue. (Biology Jokes)
  11. What do army guys read on Memorial Day?… Magazine. (Army Jokes)
  12. The only traffic I plan to encounter this Memorial Day weekend is on the internet. (Computer Jokes)
  13. What was the most popular dance in 1776?… Indepen-dance. (American Revolution Jokes)
  14. I hope it doesn’t rain on Memorial Day. Or else we’re going to have a lot of spare ribs. (Rain Jokes)
  15. In the military, how do you refer to children?… Infantry. (Baby Jokes)
  16. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  17. My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes & Army Jokes)
  18. It’s going to be a hot Memorial Day weekend, so our town’s ice store is having a liquidation sale. (Black Friday Jokes)
  19. What did the hamburger say to the hotdog on Memorial Day?… Let’s ketchup and relish this holiday!
  20. What do army guys say when they forget Memorial Day?… Ah, shoot! (Army Jokes) 
  21. Why was the Memorial Day barbecue so lively?… Because the grill sergeant was in charge!
  22. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite Memorial Day snack?… Fire crackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  23. How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential Inauguration?…. In general terms. (Veterans Day Jokes & Inauguration Jokes)
  24. What are the two main rules in the Army?… 1. The commanding officer is always right. 2. If the commanding officer is not right, see #1. (Army Jokes)
  25. What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?… Absent without leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  26. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
  27. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  28. High School Reunion: At a 10-year high school reunion, a serviceman and a lawyer walk into the men’s room. After using the urinal, the serviceman zips up and heads for the door. The young lawyer while using the sink states, “Wow, had you gone to college maybe you would have learned to wash your hands!” The serviceman simply replies, “In the military, they taught us not to get piss on our hands.”
  29. Memorial Day 2020: Not a single person at those Memorial Day swim parties in Missouri was social distancing. They were packed in there, shoulder-to-shoulder, splashing around, making a… …second wave pool. (Covid Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  30. Soldiers in Heaven A boy asked his mother during the Memorial Day Parade: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?” “Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?” “There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.” he replied The mother responded “Oh, that’s because most vets who go to Heaven get there by a close shave.” (Barber Jokes)
  31. Which month do soldiers dread the most?… March. (March Jokes)
  32. What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?…”Get in the boat, men!” (Top 50 State Jokes)
  33. I hope bad weather doesn’t ruin the Memorial Day plans… I didn’t make. (Rain Jokes)
  34. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (Ghost Jokes)
  35. A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
  36. What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Veterans Day Jokes / Army Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  37. Any tips or ideas on what to do for Memorial Day?… I forgot what to do.
  38. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Biology Jokes)
  39. What did one American flag say to the other flag?…..Nothing. It just waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  40. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes)
  41. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes & Book Jokes)
  42. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  43. Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes)
  44. Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service. (Volleyball Jokes)
  45. What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (March Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  46. The new backyard grill I got for Memorial Day weekend is actually assembled in America… The box of components are imported, but I had to put it together myself in my garage.
  47. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Baseball Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  48. In The Navy “Well,” snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. “I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave.” “Not me, Chief!” the Seaman replied. “Once I get out of the Navy, I’m never going to stand in line again!” (Navy Jokes)
  49. What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  50. Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Veterans Day Jokes / Army Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  51. Why did the teacher go to the beach on Memorial Day?… To test the waters!
  52. This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer. (Summer Jokes)
  53. Have you heard about the karate champion who joined the military?… The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself! (Veterans Day Jokes & Karate Jokes)
  54. An octopus went off to war… It’s a good thing that he was well-armed. (Octopus Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  55. What month do all troops hate?… March.
  56. Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?… He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup! (Coffee Jokes)
  57. What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?… A seasoned veteran. (Army Jokes)
  58. What do ghosts serve on Memorial Day?… Grave-y Burgers! (Ghost Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  59. Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the Memorial Day parade?… To reach new heights!
  60. A small boy was staring at the names on the wall of an old church when the pastor noticed him. “What are you looking at?” asked the clergyman. “All those names. Who are they?” the boy asked. The pastor nodded, and said, “They are the reason we have Memorial Day. They are those who died in the service.” The little boy considered that, then asked quietly, “The 9 o’clock service or the 11 o’clock?” (Cemetery Jokes)
  61. What march would you play at a jungle parade?… “Tarzan Stripes Forever!” (Music Jokes & Tarzan Jokes)
  62. If Harrison Ford’s son were in the Navy, what would be his favorite city?… Indy-Annapolis. (Movie Jokes Indiana Jokes)
  63. How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels. (Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  64. Navy jet pilot: This is it! We’re flying faster than the speed of sound! Copilot: What? (Pilot Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  65. What was an elephant’s favorite song to belt out on Memorial Day weekend?… “Born Free”
  66. Which day do Alzheimer’s patients forget?… Memorial Day.
  67. Why don’t skeletons like Memorial Day?… They have no body to celebrate with! (Skeleton Jokes)
  68. What did the flag say to the pole?… Nothing, it just waved!
  69. What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion! (American Revolution Jokes)
  70. Why don’t vampires like Memorial Day?… Too much at steak!
  71. Why was the math book sad on Memorial Day?… It had too many problems.
  72. Why was the strawberry so happy on Memorial Day?… It was berry excited for the barbecue!
  73. Why did the corn go to the Memorial Day parade?… It wanted to pop in and say hello!
  74. Why did the Memorial Day cake go to school?… It wanted to be a smart cookie! (Cookie Jokes)
  75. Why was the Memorial Day parade so slow?… It had a lot of marching orders!
  76. What did the Memorial Day cake say to the hamburger?… You look grilliant today! (Hamburger Jokes)
  77. Memorial Day is a reminder that freedom isn’t free – but the hotdogs at the barbecue are! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  78. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa. (Lion King Jokes)
  79. Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  80. What was the name of the worm army?… The Apple Corps. (Worm Jokes & Apple Jokes
  81. Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names.  Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states. One lad raised his hand and said, Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states. (4th of July Jokes)
  82. What grades do you need to join the Navy?… 7 C’s. (Jokes for Teachers)
  83. What color are military submarines?… Deep navy. (Crayon Jokes)
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  85. “If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” Stephen Colbert
  86. Dad: You wanna join the navy? You can’t even swim! Son: no one can fly in the Air Force either. (Dad Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  87. Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the barbecue?… He wanted to raise the steaks!
  88. Which day do Alzheimer’s patients forget?… Memorial Day. (Doctor Jokes)
  89. What did the apple pie say to the ice cream on Memorial Day?… You complete me! (Apple Pie Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  90. Why did the bicycle fall over at the Memorial Day picnic?… It was two-tired! (Bike Jokes)
  91. Why did the sun go to school on Memorial Day?… To get a little brighter! (Sun Jokes)
  92. What’s a cat’s favorite Memorial Day activity?… A purr-ade! (Cat Jokes) 
  93. Why don’t we tell secrets at a Memorial Day picnic?… Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears! (Corn Jokes)
  94. incoln did well in theaters… historically this has not been true. (Civil War Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  95. British people say that we as Americans go overboard with the 4th of July…. When really the only thing that went overboard was their tea. (Tea Jokes)
  96. How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
  97. Why did the sailor join the navy?… Because he wanted to see the sea! (Navy Jokes) 
  98. What did the Navy say to the coast guards?… “I’ll SEAL you later.” (Seal Jokes & Coast Guard Jokes)
  99. On Memorial Day, how do soldiers greet each other?… “Hello”
  100. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?… Monti jello.
  101. Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?… The meatball heroes! (Meatball Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  102. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes)
  103. Did you know you can’t eat ice cream in the military?… Apparently you get arrested for desserting. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  104. Why do we celebrate Memorial Day?… Because it’s the one day a year we can BBQ without feeling guilty!
  105. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (Duck Jokes)
  106. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Zombie Jokes)
  107. Why did the British cross the Atlantic?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes)
  108. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!”
  109. What did Paul Revere say at the end of his historic ride?… I’ve got to get a softer saddle! (Horse Jokes)
  110. Why did the soldier sleep under a tank? …Because he wanted to be a tank-teddy bear!
  111. What do you get when you cross a soldier and a skunk?… An odoriferous combatant! (Skunk Jokes)
  112. Why did the soldier wear a striped shirt?… Because he wanted to blend in with his platoon!
  113. Why did the soldier take his bed to war?… So he could have a comfortable bunk! (Napping Jokes)
  114. What did the soldier say to his sergeant when he found out they were going on a training exercise? “Sir, I thought you said we were going to an ice cream social!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  115. What is red, white, blue, and yellow?… A star-spangled banana. (Banana Jokes)
  116. Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia. Student: “False. It was written in ink.” (Teacher Jokes / 4th of July Jokes / Pennsylvania Jokes)
  117. What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?… John Hamcock! (Pig Jokes)
  118. What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Art Jokes)
  119. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  120. Teacher: “Who wrote: Oh say, can you see?” Student: “An eye doctor?” (Teacher Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  121. How much space do these Memorial Day jokes require?… A Gigglebyte. (Computer Jokes)
  122. What fruit do soldiers hate?… The Pommegranade.
  123. What was General Washington’s favorite type of warfare?… Tree-mendous!
  124. Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?” Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” (Virginia Jokes)
  125. What do you call a Memorial Day parade of rabbits hopping backward?… A receding hare-line.
  126. Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall… He was absent without leaves! (Fall Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  127. What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (Cat Jokes)
  128. Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (Art Jokes)
  129. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?… Laughayette.
  130. Why was the Navy movie not permitted to be played in theaters?… Due to censor-ship.(Navy Jokes) 
  131. What do you call a Memorial Day celebration on the beach?… A sand-tastic time!
  132. Why did the strawberry go to the Memorial Day dance?… It wanted to jam!
  133. What’s a frog’s favorite Memorial Day drink?… Croak-a-Cola!
  134. Why did the hamburger cross the road?… To ketchup with friends!
  135. Why did the music teacher need a ladder on Memorial Day?… To reach the high notes!
  136. What’s a tree’s favorite drink on Memorial Day?… Root beer!
  137. Why did the bread go to the Memorial Day party?… It wanted to loaf around!
  138. Why did the crab refuse to share its picnic blanket on Memorial Day?… It was a little shellfish!
  139. Why did the banana bring sunscreen to the Memorial Day picnic?… To avoid peeling!
  140. What’s a sheep’s favorite game at the Memorial Day picnic?… Baa-dminton!
  141. Why did the lettuce win the Memorial Day race?… Because it was ahead!
  142. Why did the golfer bring extra pants to the Memorial Day cookout?… In case he got a hole in one!
  143. What is the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day?… Memorial Day remembers people who died in wars while Veteran’s Day honors those that survive.
  144. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  145. Why did the chicken try to cross the Memorial Day BBQ?… To get to the other side-dish!
  146. Why don’t soldiers play hide and seek on Memorial Day?… Because good luck hiding when everyone’s off duty!
  147. What’s the difference between a soldier and a pirate?… One says “aye” and the other says “aye aye!” (Pirate Jokes)
  148. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  149. There was a bad accident at the Air Force base… A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels. (Veterans Day Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Air Force Jokes)
  150. Lots of people don’t have to work today. Which is why my motto is “Live every day like it’s Memorial Day.”What do you get when you drop a piano on an army officer?… A flat major. (Piano Jokes)
  151. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Memorial Day?
  152. Why did the Memorial Day cake go to school?… It wanted to graduate with flying colors!
  153. What did the patriotic bee say on Memorial Day?… “Hive a good one!”
  154. Why did the corn refuse to participate in the Memorial Day parade?… It was too husky!
  155. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?… Because he was outstanding in his field!
  156. What advice did Nala give Simba upon witnessing a Memorial Day procession of military veterans? “You must show your respect, Simba.”
  157. What’s a ghost soldier’s favorite food on Memorial Day?… Boo-burgers.
  158. Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Of course. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  159. What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  160. Why was the computer cold at the Memorial Day picnic?… It left its Windows open!
  161. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours at a Memorial Day barbecue?… Nacho cheese!
  162. Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?… Because they lived in colonies. (Top 50 State JokesPennsylvania Jokes)
  163. What did the firecracker say on Memorial Day?… I’m just popping in to pay my respects.
  164. What did the ocean say to the beach on Memorial Day?… Nothing, it just waved!
  165. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Memorial Day knock-knock joke?
  166. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  167. Why did the duck join the Memorial Day picnic?… He wanted to quack up the crowd!
  168. What’s a cow’s favorite Memorial Day activity?… Going to the moo-vies!
  169. What do you get when you cross a ghost with a patriotic holiday?… A star-spangled boo!
  170. What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)
  171. What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Bird Jokes)
  172. What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?… Mt. Vermin!
  173. A little boy just couldn’t learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn’t know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn’t come up with the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to her office. “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,” she complained. “Come here, son, and sit down,” the dad said to the boy. “Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!” (Top Teacher Jokes)
  174. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on Memorial Way Weekend. (Car Jokes)
  175. A recruiter asks an octopus if he wants to join the Army… The octopus says no thanks I’m army enough as it is. (Octopus Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes)
  176. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Memorial Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  177. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Full Moon Jokes)
  178. What did Abe Lincoln say on Memorial Day?… “Four score and seven barbecues ago!”
  179. What’s red, white and blue?…Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  180. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  181. Did you hear about the Super Bowl player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
  182. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?… It can’t sit down. (New York Jokes)
  183. What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?… Fire crackers. (Fireworks Jokes)
  184. How do you memorialize the death of a planet?… You write an orbituary. (Astronomy Jokes)
  185. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes Bird Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  186. What’s big, cracked, and carries your luggage?… The Liberty Bellhop! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  187. How do soldiers greet each other?… With a handshake!
  188. Why did the soldier bring a ladder to the parade?… To reach new heights!
  189. What’s red, white, blue and green? A seasick Uncle Sam. (Ocean Jokes)
  190. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  191. What did Washington say as he crossed the Delaware?… ”Next time I’m going to reserve a seat!” (Delaware Jokes)
  192. What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?…Yankee Doodler. (Art Jokes)
  193. Great American Political Book Never Written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. (Presidents’ Day Jokes / Election Jokes / Book Jokes)
  194. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (Turtle Jokes)
  195. Why does Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders?… To hold up his pants. (4th of July Jokes)
  196. What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?… Hi, Pop! (Fireworks Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  197. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic pickle. (Pickle Jokes)
  198. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (Bird Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  199. Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?… A duck family, because it had a qwack in it! (Duck Jokes)
  200. Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. (Black Friday Jokes)
  201. What do you call someone who just got run over by a tank?… Crunchy.
  202. Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree with his hatchet?… Because his mom wouldn’t let him use the chainsaw. (Tree Jokes)
  203. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?… Dino-mite! (Dinosaur Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  204. What would you get if you crossed an idiot with Yankee Doodle?… Yankee Doofus!
  205. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)
  206. Teacher: “What do you know that has stars and stripes?” Student: “A movie about a zebra!” (Zebra Jokes)
  207. What’s red, white, black and blue?… Uncle Sam falling down the stairs. (4th of July Jokes)
  208. How was Christopher Columbus like ants?… They both established colonies. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  209. Food, Family, Fourth of July, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! (4th of July Jokes)
  210. Why did the British soldiers wear red coat?… So they could hide in the tomatoes.
  211. What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?… A revolutionary warthog!
  212. What kind of tea did the American colonists want?… Liberty. (Tea Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  213. “My brother swallowed a box of firecrackers.” Friend: “Is he all right now?”…. “I don’t know. I haven’t heard the last report.” (Fireworks Jokes)
  214. What would you get if you crossed a colonial hairpiece with a teepee?… A powdered wigwam! (Barber Jokes)
  215. What’s the favorite thing about Memorial Day for employees?… Saying to co-workers, “See you next Tuesday.”
  216. Why was the soldier thrown out of the cooking school?… He cooked a grenade!