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More Tree Jokes…

  1. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  3. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  4. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  5. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  6. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  7. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  8. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  9. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  11. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  14. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  15. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  16. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
  17. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  18. Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
  19. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
  20. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)