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  1. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree. (American Revolution Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  2. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
  3. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Spring Jokes)
  4. Why do trees have so many friends?… They branch out. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  5. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  6. Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!
  7. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Funny Jokes for Each Month)
  8. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
  9. What falls in autumn?… Leaves! (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  10. Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous!
  11. What song do trees HATE!… Timber by Pit Bull & Kesha. (Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?… Disbe-leaf. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty!
  14. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  15. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer. (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  16. What did a tree fighting with autumn say?… That’s it, I’m leaving. (Tree Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  17. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  18. What did the tree say after a long winter?… What a re-leaf. (Winter Jokes)
  19. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  20. What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  21. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Mole Day Jokes)
  23. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  24. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did you give the tree some aspirin?… Because I heard it was a sycamore! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  26. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!” (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  27. What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?… A pantry!
  28. What is your favorite type of tree?… A pastry!
  29. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  30. Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?… I was trying to grow a tree house!
  31. What do you call a whole day planting trees?… Arbore Day
  32. What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
  33. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
  34. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.(Fall Jokes for Kids)
  35. Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Spring Jokes& Fall Jokes)