Homecoming Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best homecoming jokes.
  2. Why do archaeologists always get invited to the homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  3. What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite! (Dracula Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  4. What month should you never ask to the homecoming dance?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the homecoming dance if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  6. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the homecoming night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
  7. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  8. What does an APUSH student talk about during homecoming dance?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  9. Students going to the Homecoming Dance: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  10. If James Taylor went to college, how would he drive to his homecoming weekend?… He would take the October Road. (365 Music Jokes & October Jokes)
  11. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When homecoming dance rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  13. What does this joke and an overcrowded homecoming dance have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  14. Why do archaeologists always get invited to homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  15. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the homecoming dance?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  16. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on homecoming dance night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  17. Where did the Spiderman find his homecoming dance date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget brush your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
  19. What did the band member use before going to the homecoming dance?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  20. What does a volleyball player do at the homecoming dance?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  21. How does a coniferous tree get ready for the homecoming dance?… They spruce themselves up. (Homecoming Jokes)
  22. I went to an ocean themed homecoming dance… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  23. What did the cloud wear to the homecoming dance?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  24. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the homecoming dance?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to my college homecoming. (Homecoming Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the homecoming dance! (Summer Jokes)
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget use mouthwash? (Dentist Jokes)
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the homecoming dance, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  29. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a to go to my high school homecoming. (Homecoming Jokes)
  30. Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben. (Spiderman Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the homecoming dance! (Dance Jokes)
  32. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the homecoming dance?… It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
  33. Why did 4 not ask 2 to homecoming dance?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  34. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a date for the homecoming dance?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  35. Where do cats go for their homecoming dance?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  36. What bow can’t be tied on homecoming dance night?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  37. What did the students say as they were leaving the homecoming dance?… We are off, like the homecoming dance Tuxedo jacket.
  38. Why did the orange take a prune to homecoming dance?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  39. What does a biologist wear to homecoming dance?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
  40. Where do cows go before homecoming dance?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
  41. Who did the zombie take to the homecoming dance?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  42. What is the dress code at a pasta homecoming dance?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  43. Why wasn’t the car able to go to homecoming dance?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
  44. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer homecoming dance?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes) 
  45. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to the homecoming dance with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  46. What does a dad joke and an overcrowded homecoming dance have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  47. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the homecoming dance?… It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
  48. Why did the boy bring a fig to the homecoming dance?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  49. What did the swordfish say to the marlin at the homecoming dance?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
  50. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the homecoming dance?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes & Sunglasses Jokes)
  51. Me and my high school homecoming dance date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
  52. Do you know what my homecoming dance dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  53. Do you know what my homecoming dance dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  54. What do you call a well-dressed lion at the homecoming dance?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  55. What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the homecoming dance?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about homecoming dance?
  57. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during the homecoming dance?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  58. Who did Frankenstein take to the homecoming dance?.. His ghoul friend. (Frankenstein Jokes)
  59. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the homecoming dance? (Dance Jokes)
  60. Why couldn’t the broom go to the homecoming dance?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  61. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to the homecoming dance, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no. (Wedding Jokes& Marriage Jokes)
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good homecoming dance knock-knock joke?
  63. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the homecoming dance! (Dance Jokes)
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good homecoming dance knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. What did the shark say to the marlin at the homecoming dance?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
  66. Where did the spider find his homecoming dance date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  67. What did the students say as they were leaving the homecoming dance?… We are off, like the homecoming Queen’s shoes.
  68. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to the homecoming dance?… He had a bright date. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  69. Where do lightning bolts go to for homecoming dance?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
  70. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the homecoming dance?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead. (Skeleton Jokes)
  71. The high school for the blind had the best homecoming dance… Everyone danced like no one was watching. (Dance Jokes)
  72. I heard of a high school homecoming dance that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  73. How do memes go to the homecoming dance?… In a lmaosine. (Car Jokes)