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  1. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Fall Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  2. Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  3. Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  4. Why shouldn’t people from Texas be allowed to drive?… Because they’re always Texan and driving. (Texas Jokes)
  5. I got hit by a car on my way to my graduation… The worst part is, I had the right of passage. (Graduation Jokes)
  6. What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In. (Leap Year Jokes)
  7. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes)
  8. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
  9. How do you lift a frozen car?… With a Jack Frost. (Christmas Jokes)
  10. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Middle School Jokes)
  11. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend.
  12. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Hot Dog Jokes & NASCAR Jokes)
  13. Patient to nurse, “I feel run down.” Nurse, “ What makes you say that?” Patient, “The tire marks across my legs. (Nurse Jokes)
  14. Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. (Ocean Jokes & Physics Jokes)
  15. What type of cars do elves drive?… Toy-otas. (Car Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  16. What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  17. You might be an Alaskan if… You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. (Alaska Jokes)
  18. You might be an Alaskan if… You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. (Alaska Jokes)
  19. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  20. A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants” (Car Jokes)
  21. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion. (Car Jokes)