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Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best corn jokes.
What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Democratic Presidents?… A CORNservative. (Presidents Day Jokes & Nebraska Jokes)
Is it corny that we want to be ranked #1 for “Corn Jokes” by google?
What has 100 ears but cannot hear?… a cornfield. (Popsicle Jokes)
Why was the candy corn booed off the school stage during the Halloween talent show?… All of his jokes were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
I complemented some corn the other day… It smiled from ear to ear.
Corn makes everything better… It’s a-maize-ing like that.
A corn farmer asked his field “are you listening?” To which the field responded “I’m all ears.”
What is a farmer’s favorite college football team?… The Nebraska Cornhuskers! (College Football Jokes & Nebraska Jokes)
I saw a pirate selling corn… Buccaneer. (Pirate Jokes)
The best student at the Corn College is called the “A”-corn. (College Jokes)
What is a buccaneer?… Pretty high price to pay for corn. (Pirate Jokes)
Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseball player of all time?… Ty Cobb. (Baseball Jokes)
How much do pirates charge for corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. (Pirate Jokes & Corn Jokes)
I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! (Arizona Jokes & Nebraska Jokes)
What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.” (Popcorn Jokes)
What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns. (Election Jokes)
I don’t really like corn jokes… I find them a bit too difficult to digest.
Do you know where they developed a new app for corn farmers and traders?… Sili-corn Valley! (California Jokes)
What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids / Father’s Day Jokes / Corn Jokes)
What you call a potato and an ear of corn driving a police car?… Starchy and Husk. (Potato Jokes & Police Jokes)
An ear of corn is quite similar to an army… because both of them have lots of kernels. (Army Jokes)
When the corns on the field hear the rain coming, they say “That would be music to our ears!” (Music Jokes)
What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?… Cobwebs. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
The corn stalk decided to change careers… He went into a completely different field. (Labor Day Jokes)
Why is corn popular around Halloween?… Because it’s so earie. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?… To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field! (Scarecrow Jokes)
What did the corn farmer say to his therapist?… An ear full. (Psychology Jokes & Farming Jokes)
What has ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
Many people claim that it is hard to chew popcorn…. There is a kernel of truth to that claim. (Popcorn Jokes)
The baby corn wanted a pet, so his mama decided to buy the baby a corn dog. (Baby Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What do we call a single kernel of corn?… A unicorn! (Unicorn Jokes)
Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy?… Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.
The quickest way for corn farmers to be successful is to “corn” – er the market. (Farming Jokes)
Do you know why corn is always worried about their weights?… Because they are a little bit husky.
Why did the policemen decide to lock up the corns?… Stalking. (Police Jokes)
Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes & Farming Jokes)
A guy is cooking up some corn on the cob and he’s not too sure how long it cooks for So… he plays it by ear.
Did you hear about the corn that got run over by a car?… It was creamed corn. (Car Jokes)
What did the left ear of corn says to the right ear of corn: “Don’t look now, but I think that we are being stalked.” (Police Jokes)
What do we call the state fair organized in Nebraska?… A “corn” ival. (Nebraska Jokes)
The corn will graduate from college tomorrow… We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him! (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about corn?
I have ears, but I am unable to hear? Who am I?… A cornfield. (Farming Jokes)
What is a mythical vegetable called?… A unicorn! (Unicorn Jokes)
What would farmers say when they pick up the corn on the field?… “Aww! Shucks!” (Farming Jokes)
What kind of farm dog strips corn’s ears?… A husky! (Dog Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears. (Biology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco?… It was corny. (Taco Jokes)
Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips… Tostitos
What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Day. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good corn knock-knock joke?
What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! (Music Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good corn knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Corn Pick-up Line: I know this might be a little bit corny, but you are really a-maize-ing!
The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them. (Police Jokes)
What is a corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ear’s Eve. (Farming Jokes)
What does corn say after receiving a compliment?… “Awww, shucks!”
How do they describe the Iowa State fair?… It’s like a corn-ival. (Iowa Jokes)
What is a buccaneer?… A fair price for corn. (Pirate Jokes)
Where does corn go for vacation?… Lake Earie. (Travel Guest Blogs)
Why did the corn cross the road?… It was being stalked.
Why was the farmer scared to go in his corn field?… He was afraid of being stalked.
Which kind of corn holds the highest position in the catholic church?… Popecorn.
Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap… It’s probably because they’re so corny. (Taco Jokes)
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentines day?… Corn Rows. (Marriage Jokes)
What do you get when a truck runs over a corn on the cob?… Creamed corn.
What does a baby corn call it’s father?… Pop corn! (Popcorn Jokes)
Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?… Lake Eerie. (Ghost Jokes)
What do you call corn that’s been frightened?… Screamed corn. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them. (Police Jokes)
How do you describe Halloween corn?… It’s eerie. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
What do farmers do on Christmas eve?… Hang the corn stalkings over the fireplace. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
Why was everyone letting the corn tell them what to do?… He was the kernal.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?… Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Popcorn Jokes)
Why was the kernal comedian booed off the stage?… All of his jokes were corny.
What do you get when you cross a corn cob and a cow?… Corned Beef. (Cow Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and maize?… A corn dog. (Dog Jokes)
Why is corn such a good listener?… Because it’s all ears! (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
What was the name of the vegetable police squad that rode motorcycles?… Corn CHiPs. (Police Jokes)
Do you know where the most expensive corn in the country is from?… From Tampa, it’s a buccaneer.
What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?… Candy corn. (Candy Jokes)
Why doesn’t anyone laugh at the farmer’s jokes?… Because they’re always too corny.
If you’re ever left alone in a corn salesman’s office, whatever you do don’t start snooping through his files… They are “corn” fidential.
Corn farmers are not good comedians because their jokes are always corny.
Why couldn’t the corn answer the door?… It was in the can.
Why didn’t the corn chip advocate wear shoes?… They believed in Fritos.
Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?… Because they were too corny! (Popcorn Jokes)
Plain popcorn?… I’m sorry but you can really do a lot butter than that. (Popcorn Jokes)
Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration.
I could give you a list of corn loving baseball players… but you know Ty Cobb would be number one. (Baseball Jokes)
It was a nasty shock for the football team that practiced in the corn field… They got totally creamed. (Football Jokes)
If corn oils are made from corn, so from which do baby oils made? (Baby Jokes)
What does corn say after receiving a compliment?… “Awww, shucks!”
The corn will graduate from high school tomorrow… We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him! (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
Who is the leader of the corn army?… The kernal.
Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes… They were the laughing stalk of the field.
The best student at the elementary school is called the a-corn. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
The best student at the middle school is called the a-corn.
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean… They are all c foods.
Illinois has corn, Wisconsin has cheese, what does Michigan have?… Lead poisoning.
Down at the farmers market and a man dress as a pirate was selling corn for 1$… It was a buccaneer.
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball… But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea.
What does Iowa corn and Iowa football have in common? They’re both better that what Nebraska has to offer.
What does Nebraska corn and Nebraska football have in common? They’re both better that what Iowa has to offer.
What does corn use to get on the internet?… The cobweb.
Why are farmers growing corn?… Don’t they know they can just buy it at the grocery store!
Was shopping at the grocery store and I saw that an ear of corn was a dollar A Buck an Ear?… That’s Piracy!
I had a joke about what happens to corn in the digestive system… But it’s recycled.
What did the ear of corn say to the cute puppy?… Aww Shucks!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?… “I’m being stalked!”
hat did mammy corn say to baby corn when daddy didn’t come home?… Where’s popcorn.
I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere… The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.
Why did Mike Tyson plant marijuana instead of corn?… He was afraid he’d eat all of the ears.
Have you ever walked through a corn field?… It’s Amaizeing.
The baby corn liked his mom, but he preferred his pop corn.
I told the corn he wasn’t fat, just a little husky. He didn’t know how to take the compliment… I guess it went against the grain.
Did you know corn has a favorite food?… Cobb salad.
I gave a huge sum of money to a corn farmer. I was a bit nervous, it was a major stalk investment.
If you want to buy some pirate corn, it’s going to cost you a buccaneer.
What do you call corn studying at the university?… A Uni-corn.
What do we call two cornstalks which are best friends?… They are earbuds!
Why did the manager fire the corn?… Cause he was sleeping on the cob!
What does corn have in common with good friends?… You know you’ll see them again.
Corn is the Houdini of food… It disappears one day and reappears the next.
What is sweeter than sweet corn?… Candy corn!
What does corn say when it’s frustrated?… Aw shucks!
What’s the best food to talk to? Corn… They’re all ears.
Went out and took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn… Unfortunately, they all came out pretty grainy… One of them you could barley make out.
The potato and corn conglomerate have eyes and ears everywhere.
How much does a corn flake weigh?… 1 Kelloggram.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch… The plot thickens.
Why do pirates only eat corn on special occasions?… Arrrrr, cause’ they cost a buccaneer.
What do you call corn that is crazy?… A corn-nut.
What is a spider’s favorite food?… Corn on the cob-web.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked… It was earie.
Feed a man corn and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to grow corn, he will kill your people and steal your land.
Corn is my favorite vegetable… It tastes amaizing.
What the corniest part of a corn field?… The “corn” – er.
My dad is a corn magician. His act is a-maize-ing. It really pops.
I asked my son today, “Why do you always sing to your corn on the cob before eating it?” His explanation was music to my ears.
Do you now how much a pirate pays for corn?… Buccaneer
Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips… Tostitos.
Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?… The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
Why did the corn farmer win a Nobel Peace Prize?… Because of his dedication to world hominy.
What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?… Amaized.
I was going to tell you another joke but it was too corny…

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