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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about California.
  2. Phil Jackson took the Los Angeles Lakers on a hike to climb a mountain… He wanted them to have a higher basketball IQ. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  3. Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A.?… Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?… Because it’s hard to catch a white bronco in California.
  5. Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  6. Where do famous moles live?… Beverly Holes.
  7. What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  8. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes)
  9. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item… Apparently it was the last straw. (Earth Day Jokes)
  10. What is a California earthquake’s favorite song?… Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys. (Music Jokes)
  11. I just made a playlist for hiking in California. It consists of Peanuts, Eminem, California Raisins and The Cranberries… I call it my Trail Mix. (Hiking Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. What’s California’s favorite band?… Earth, Wind, and Fire. (Music Jokes)
  13. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
  14. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos. (Candy Jokes)
  15. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & Egg Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his San Fransisco Labor Day Weekend Show? (Canoe Jokes)
  17. What did San Andreas say when the earthquake hit California?… My fault. (California Jokes)
  18. Hurricane Hilary Jokes: Hurricane Hilary is no joke… but everything else on this page is.
  19. Hurricane Hilary Jokes: What did the Hurricane Hilary say to California?… I have my eye on you. (California Jokes)
  20. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.” (Prime Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  21. Where do find missing angels?… Lost Angeles.
  22. California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Andreas faults. (Geography Jokes)
  23. Hurricane Hilary Jokes: I want to make a joke about Hurricane Hilary… But I am scared my inbox will be flooded. (Computer Jokes)
  24. “No, but they gave one to me anyway.” – L.A. Lakers rookie Elden Campbell when asked if he earned a degree at Clemson University (College Jokes & California Jokes)
  25. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! (California Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  26. Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods! (Movie Jokes)
  27. Do you know where they developed a new app for corn farmers and traders?… Sili-corn Valley! (Corn Jokes)
  28. I ain’t sayin she a gold digger… but she did move to California in 1849.
  29. What do you get when you cross a California earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake. (Earthquake Jokes)
  30. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Baseball Joke & Christmas Jokes)
  31. Hurricane Hilary Jokes: How does Hurricane Hilary see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
  32. Hurricane Hilary Jokes: Hurricane Hilary just blew the roof off my cheese factory… There’s de Brie everywhere.(Cheese Jokes)
  33. Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt… But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  34. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  35. What is the #1 requested song during Hurricane Hilary?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
  36. Why did the California teacher jump into the Pacific ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  37. Why is Seattle like L.A.?… You can seastars here, too.
  38. It’s getting real bad here in California. I just got robbed at the gas station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. “It was pump #5,” I replied. (Police Jokes & Car Jokes)
  39. A woman from California who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… She originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  40. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.” (Bird Jokes)
  41. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen eating nachos?…CHiPs and dip. (Cinco De Mayo)
  42. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Hawaii Jokes)
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good California knock-knock joke?
  44. What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Basketball Jokes)
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good California knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  46. Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps?… New Jersey got first pick! (Lawyer Jokes)
  47. What is the tallest building in the California?… The Los Angeles Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  48. What did the ground say to the California earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
  49. Does your state have less water than California?… Drought it.
  50. During 2020, Why were many celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton all hospitalized yesterday in Los Angeles?… An apparent allergic reaction to fresh air!
  51. Did you hear about the California Girls that went to Disneyland?… They were driving down the freeway and saw a sign Disneyland Left; so they went home. (Disney Jokes)
  52. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (California Rivers)
  53. How does the Pacific Ocean say hello to California?… It waves! (Geography Jokes)
  54. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (Christmas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  55. I heard they found water on Mars… I bet California is pretty jealous.
  56. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
  57. What do you call a watermelon in California?… A melon.
  58. Some people are saying that the California earthquakes are a cause of past actions of humans…. But I think it’s San Andreas’ fault. (Earthquake Jokes)
  59. Why do San Diego State students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. 
  60. What did California say to Baja California?… Nothing. They just shook! (Earthquake Jokes)
  61. Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Geography Jokes & Library Jokes)
  62. I was on a trip to California and stopped for a coffee. I was startled by whom I saw behind the counter. “Arnold Schwarzenegger, what are you doing here?”… “I’m a barista, baby!”
  63. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” California Resident: “No, not yet.”
  64. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” California Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  65. Did you hear the joke about Mount Whitney?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & California Mountains)
  66. Did you hear about the two California Valley Girls who froze to death in a drive-in movie?…They went to see “Closed for the Winter.” (Movie Jokes)
  67. March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  68. What do people in Southern California love to do during the winter?… Watch the rest of the country on TV.
  69. How do you know if you have a true friend in Los Angeles?… They’re a true friend if they drive you to the airport.
  70. How do you offend a Californian?… Tell them you don’t like In-N-Out Burger.
  71. What’s a Californians favorite type of comedy?… Dry humor.
  72. Why does the Joe Montana know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
  73. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Oregon, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes)
  74. “Fans never fall asleep at our games because they’re afraid they might get hit with a pass.” George Raveling
  75. California legalized marijuana… I guess they had a high voter turnout.
  76. Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?… There was a power outage, and twelve California Valley Girls were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
  77. Did you hear about that politician who objected to building another reservoir in California?… His argument didn’t hold water.
  78. Why don’t casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?… Because they, like, can’t even deal.
  79. What did California see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  80. What’s high in California aside from the people?… Gas prices.
  81. Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
  82. Why can’t Southern Californians give a straight answer?… They burrito-round the bush.
  83. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about California? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  84. How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?… Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
  85. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: California. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in California! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  86. Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries?… You need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures.
  87. California pick up line “I have electricity.”
  88. How does the Pacific Ocean greet California?… It waves.
  89. I heard it’s a great time to buy in California… Real-estate’s on fire there!
  90. My sister in California said she felt two earthquakes last week… I said that it was her fault.
  91. San Andreas was hit by an earthquake again last week… Nobody could stand it.
  92. Can you name the capital of California?… “C” (Grammar Jokes)
  93. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The California Freeway Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  94. What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (Earth Day Jokes)
  95. What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  96. If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Francisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  97. Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Geography Jokes)
  98. Why can West Coast fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales. (Fishing Jokes)
  99. What do you get if you drop a waffle on a Southern California beach?… A sandy Eggo! (Waffle Jokes)
  100. What does USC stand for?… University of Second Choice.
  101. Why don’t you see penguins Monteray Bay Aquarium?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes)
  102. What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  103. What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
  104. Why did the California teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  105. Why is everyone in Northern California so skinny?… Because everything is NoCal
  106. What do Steve Young and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Geography Jokes)
  107. What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen with chewing tobacco?… CHiPs and dip.
  108. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Joaquin River! (Geography Jokes)
  109. What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in California)
  110. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Sacramento River. (Ten Longest Rivers in California)
  111. The air in California is so toxic… I think I might date it.
  112. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River Significance!
  113. Does your state have less water than California?… Drought it.
  114. What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California?… An ex-terminator.
  115. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River Significance! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  116. Why does California have so many lawyers and New York has so much garbage?… New York had first choice. (Lawyer Jokes)
  117. If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?… EX-LAX
  118. The dispensaries in California have teams devoted to rolling up marijuana… It’s a joint effort.
  119. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the California plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  120. Where do California elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  121. A recent study found that California has the highest rate of depression and infidelity… It’s a sad state of affairs.
  122. Where do California middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  123. What’s the best Christmas gift for people in SoCal?… Sunscreen.
  124. A cop drives past my open garage in California, and notices my plants and grow lamps. He stops and shouts, “You better not be growing weed with those lamps!”… “You’re gonna need at least twice the wattage and a lot more room!” (Police Jokes)
  125. Where do California high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  126. Why is “The Wave” banned in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum?… Two USC fans drowned last year. 
  127. Why did the University of Southern California regents decide to cover Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in cardboard?… Because the Trojans always look better on paper.
  128. Why did the UCLA football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. 
  129. What is the most popular type of tree in California?… Ash. (Tree Jokes)
  130. Why do the UCLA Bruins eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
  131. My sister in California said she felt two earthquakes just in the last week. I told her it was her fault.
  132. What separates a good team from a great team?…: The California-Oregon border.
  133. Did you hear about the earthquake in California?… it was all San Andreas Fault.
  134. Did you hear about the power outage at the San Diego State library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  135. Why did the California teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  136. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Nevada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  137. Where do film stars play badminton?… Volleywood! (Badminton Jokes)
  138. Where do film stars play pickle ball?… Volleywood! (Badminton Jokes)
  139. Where do film stars play volleyball?… Volleywood! (Badminton Jokes)
  140. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  141. Why did the California Girl resolve to have only 3 children?… She heard that one out of every four children born in the world is Chinese.
  142. What do you call a waffle that’s been buried in sand? … Sandy Eggo! (Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  143. What do you call a waffle on the beach?… Sandy Eggo! (California Jokes)
  144. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert… Sandy Eggo! (Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  145. Why did the California teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  146. Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently… California said “It’s not our fault.”
  147. What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.
  148. How do you scare a Californian?… Speak with a Southern accent.
  149. I’m moving to California to become a real estate agent… I heard the market is on fire!!!
  150. Where in L.A. can a deer hunter find does in season year round?… Venison Beach. (Deer Jokes)
  151. How do Californians say “yes”?… No, yeah.
  152. How do Californians say “no”?… Yeah, no.
  153. How do Californians say “definitely”?… Yeah, no, for sure.
  154. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in New Jersey?… Because New Jersey drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  155. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Oregon Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  156. How do the zebras at the Oregon Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  157. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  158. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  159. In what state does the Willamette River flow?… Liquid. 
  160. What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes Candy Jokes)
  161. Over the summer, Oregon is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 122°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  162. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  163. Over the winter, Wyoming is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -67°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  164. Why is a River Liffey rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  165. What do you call a bounty hunter from the South?… Bubba Fett.
  166. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  167. What did Florida see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  168. In the news, Florida had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  169. A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  170. Why can’t Mt. Hood and Mt. Bachelor play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  171. How many Florida men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Florida has any cents.
  172. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  173. What is a Colorado clouds favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  174. A retired Florida man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  175. What does the average Florida high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  176. Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  177. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Florida to use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  178. Florida: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  179. Florida: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  180. How do you get a man in Floridian to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  181. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.
  182. How many Florida State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  183. Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother! (Skiing Jokes)
  184. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  185. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Colorado Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  186. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Colorado to use their turn signal… I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  187. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Colorado Resident: “No, not yet.”
  188. Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  189. Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, “My heart is in Oregon.” She replied, “I know what a heart is!”
  190. What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
  191. Yes, marijuana is legal in Colorado… now leaf the jokes alone.
  192. How do you get a man in Colorado to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  193. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Colorado.
  194. The only difference between Florida and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.
  195. I went to Florida yesterday and a cop asked me if I have a criminal record… I said “No, is that still required?”
  196. What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  197. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Florida. I live in Florida
  198. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  199. An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  200. A tourist was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!”
  201. State has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “N” and “D”
  202. Whats the difference between Alabama and cheerios?… Nothing. They both belong in a bowl.
  203. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in South Carolina)
  204. What is the tallest building in?… Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  205. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Turnpike!
  206. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in North Dakota)
  207. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  208. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  209. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  210. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  211. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes)
  212. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell? 
  213. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  214. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the professional sports teams? 
  215. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of ? (State Capitals)
  216. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in ?  
  217. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in ?  
  218. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in ? (Hiking Jokes)  
  219. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most longest river in ?  
  220. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from ? 
  221. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of ?
  222. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from ?  
  223. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit ?  
  224. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant ?   
  225. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living ?  
  226. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in? 
  227. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game?
  228. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game?  
  229. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of ? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  230. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  231. Why is Alabama the smartest state in elementary school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  232. Why is Alabama the smartest state in middle school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  233. Why is Alabama the smartest state in high school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  234. Why is Alabama the smartest state in college?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  235. Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.
  236. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?… They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
  237. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Alabama? 
  238. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  239. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Georgia, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  240. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Mississippi, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  241. Where do Alabama middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  242. Where do Alabama high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  243. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  244. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Alabama? 
  245. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Alabama? (State Capitals)
  246. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Alabama?  
  247. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Alabama?  
  248. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Alabama? (Hiking Jokes)  
  249. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alabama?  
  250. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabama? 
  251. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alabama?
  252. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alabama?  
  253. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  
  254. Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  255. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  256. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  257. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  258. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?
  259. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?
  260. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?
  261. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  262. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?… If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
  263. Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  264. California Puns
  265. “I’m in a Golden State of mind.”
  266. “Feeling g-r-eight at the Golden Gate.”
  267. “California, where even the trees Sequoia-lity.”
  268. “California or bust? I’m leaning tower-wards Pisa.”
  269. “Not wine-ing about these California views.”
  270. “California, where every beach is a shore thing.”
  271. “San Diego? More like San Die-GOALS!”
  272. Got love for you from my head to-Maui-toes!”
  273. “Going, going, back, back, to Cali, Cali.”
  274. “Sandy-ego, anyone?”
  275. “SF-eeling good today!”
  276. “Santa Cruz-in through life.”
  277. “LA-tely, I’ve been happy.”
  278. “Orange you glad we’re in CA?”
  279. “Malib-utiful day, isn’t it?”
  280. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm in California?… Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!
  281. “Sacramen-totally awesome!”
  282. Why don’t Californians trust stairs?… Because they’re always up to something!
  283. Why was the California computer cold?… It left its Windows open!
  284. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice… just like me after a day exploring LA!
  285. Why was the math book sad in California? Because it had too many problems…like LA traffic!
  286. Where is a popular place to celebrate Cinco de Mayo in the US?… Chili-con Valley.