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- Top California Twitter Accounts
- Top 10 Jokes for each state
- Top 50 State Jokes
- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- Top 10 California Jokes (California Jokes)
- What did San Andreas say when the earthquake hit California?… My fault. (California Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Covid Jokes)
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw. (Earth Day Jokes)
- California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Andreas faults. (Geography Jokes)
- Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos. (Candy Jokes)
- Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & Egg Jokes)
- What’s California’s favorite band?… Earth Wind and Fire. (Music Jokes)
- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
- Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes & Snake Jokes)
- If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.” (Prime Day Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (Earth Day Jokes)
- What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Basketball Jokes)
- What did the ground say to the California earthquake?… You crack me up! (Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
- Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (Christmas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- What did California say to Baja California?… Nothing. They just shook! (Earthquake Jokes)
- Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.” (Bird Jokes)
- If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Francisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in the California?… The Los Angeles Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
- Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Geography Jokes)
- Why can West Coast fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales. (Fishing Jokes)
- It’s getting real bad here in California. I just got robbed at the gas station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it. “It was pump #5,” I replied. (Police Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (California Rivers)
- Did you hear the joke about Mount Whitney?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & California Mountains)
- What do you get if you drop a waffle on a Southern California beach?… A sandy Eggo! (Waffle Jokes)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: California. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in California! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins Monteray Bay Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes))
- What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Geography Jokes & Library Jokes)
- What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the California Girls that went to Disneyland?… They were driving down the freeway and saw a sign Disneyland Left; so they went home. (Disney Jokes)
- During 2020, Why were many celebrities including Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton all hospitalized yesterday in Los Angeles?… An apparent allergic reaction to fresh air!
- Where do find missing angels?… Lost Angeles.
- Why does the Joe Montana know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Oregon, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes)
- Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Hawaii Jokes)
- Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?… There was a power outage, and twelve California Valley Girls were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
- What does California need in order to have 100% renewable energy by 2045?… 40 million generators. (Earth Day Jokes)
- Why did the California teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Can you name the capital of California?… “C” (Grammar Jokes)
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The California Freeway Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
- What do Steve Young and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a group of California Highway Patrolmen with chewing tobacco?… CHiPs and dip.
- Did you hear about the two California Valley Girls who froze to death in a drive-in movie?…They went to see “Closed for the Winter.” (Movie Jokes)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Joaquin River! (Geography Jokes)
- .What did Lake Tahoe say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in California)
- Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Sacramento River. (Ten Longest Rivers in California)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River Significance! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why does California have so many lawyers and New York has so much garbage?… New York had first choice. (Lawyer Jokes)