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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geography jokes.
2008 NBA Finals: Who is the geography teacher’s favorite Celtics coach of all-time?… Doc Rivers. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
Who is the geography teacher’s favorite NBA player of all-time?… Jerry West. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
“Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Social Studies Jokes)
How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Teacher Jokes)
Did hear the joke about the mountain?… You won’t get over it! (Walking Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!” (Teacher Jokes)
What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (Pirate Jokes)
What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord. (Geography Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?… Larry. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
If you are going to try cross-country skiing… start with a small country. (Skiing Jokes)
Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
What Great Lake should you avoid on Friday the 13th?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals). (Music Jokes)
Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Jokes)
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.(Cupcake Jokes)
On Memorial Day, the teacher asked the students, ”Do you know why God created wars?” Someone among students: To teach us, geography?! (Memorial Day Jokes)
What do geographers grow in their gardens?… Compass roses. (Flower Jokes)
What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Penguin Jokes)
Where did Columbus find oceans without water?… On his map. (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles. (Top Winter Jokes)
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?… An ex-stream. (Skateboarding Jokes)
What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark. (World Geography Jokes)
What book is about a rodent pioneer?… “Little Mouse on the Prairie.” (Book Jokes)
What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter I! (Ocean Jokes)
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?… Because snow man’s an island! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia. (Top Sports Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
“Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Music Jokes)
“Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.” (Earthquake Jokes)
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you” (Dad Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Mole Day Jokes)
Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top 50 State Jokes)
What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
What did the ground say to the earthquake?… You crack me up!(Geography Jokes / Earthquake Jokes / California Jokes)
Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a.
Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What city always cheats at exams?… Peking. (World Geography Jokes)
What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles (World Geography Jokes)
What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map.
What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What Great Lake should you avoid on Halloween?… Lake Erie. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a middle school geography teacher?… Getting lost. (Middle School Jokes)
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow! (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geography?
What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan! (World Geography Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geography knock-knock joke?
Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map!
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geography knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
“Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
Why did the map always get into trouble with Christopher Columbus?… It had a bad latitude. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R!
Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (101 Mole Day Jokes)
What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose. (World Geography Jokes)
What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili) (World Geography Jokes)
What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares. (Top Geometry Jokes)
Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
Where do athletes go to get a new Super Bowl uniform?… New Jersey. (Super Bowl Jokes)
What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel) (World Geography Jokes)
What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
What do Christopher Columbus and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
What’s the capital of Washington?… W. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
Why don’t cartography librarians wear high heels?… They prefer map flats.
“Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
“Old geologists never die, they just get stoned.”
What is the highest road?… The Highway.
Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?… Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
Why weren’t there any parallels on the map?… Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
Why did the equator win the MVP (most valuable parallel) award at the Latitude Super Bowl?… Because it was a great circle. (Top Sports Jokes)
What did Delaware?… New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
What is the tidiest element on a map?… The neatline.
What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A Polar Bearing. (World Geography Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?… They both specialize in projections. (Top Winter Jokes)
Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend. (101 Halloween Jokes)
Teacher: So where did you go for your holiday last year? Student: Spain Teacher: A cheap place like the Costa Brava? Student: No, very expensive, Costa Fortune! (Top Teacher Jokes)
What kind of projection do 3 out of 4 ear, nose, and throat specialists prefer?… A sinus-oidal map projection.
Why were the rocks excited to go to the birthday bash?… They knew they’d have a SMASHING good time.
What goes thousands of miles and never moves?… A highway!
What did the sea say to the river?… Nothing it just waved
Why didn’t the map have any meridians?…. It was a map of a parallel universe.
Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?… Because it had a bleeding edge.
What projection is used to map the distribution of chocolate lovers?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection.
What do you call a map showing the heights of leafy-stemmed perennial herbs measured in centimeters?…. A daisy metric map.
What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
What kind of contours can see in the dark?…. Illuminated contours.
Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?… A cow-tographer.
Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?… There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
What is the coldest country in the world?… Chile! (World Geography Jokes)
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Italy got Hungary. Ate Turkey. Slipped on Greece. Went shopping in Iceland. And then got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?… It will become wet!
What is in the middle of India?… The letter ‘D’!
What did the Indian ocean say to the Pacific ocean?… Nothing, it just waved.
What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?… Turkey! (World Geography Jokes)
Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Why was the Egyptian boy worried?…. Because his daddy became a mummy!
What is the cleanest state?… Washington! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is in the centre of America?… The letter “R”. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What is the sweatiest country?… Iran! (World Geography Jokes)
Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Why is North Korea evil?… Because it has no Seoul! (World Geography Jokes)
Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Teacher: What is the shape of the earth? Student: Square! Teacher: Why? Student: Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world! (World Geography Jokes)
If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (World Geography Jokes)
What runs but never goes out of breath?… A river!
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?… It will become WET! (World Geography Jokes)
Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (101 Mole Day Jokes)
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures. (Top Biology Jokes)
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Full Moon Jokes)
“Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Full Moon Jokes)
Which did Columbus way was smarter, longitude or latitude?… Longitude, because it has 360 degrees! (Columbus Day Jokes)

24 Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon Yukon who?… Yukon never get bored of geography jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, Hawaii you? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska later, right now I’m busy. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica… Jamaica who?… Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision? (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Genoa Genoa who?… Genoa, cos I’ve never seen her before in my life. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Medina… Medina who?… Medina’s on the table so I’ve got to go. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Norway… Norway who? …Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nile… Nile who?… Nile down and I’ll tell you. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Oman… Oman who?… Oman, these jokes are bad! (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?…. Kenya think of anything that’s more fun than geography or geography jokes? (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Marge and Tina… Marge and Tina who?… “Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina” ( The song from Evita)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canada… Canada who?…. Can Ada come and play please mum? (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Waterfall… Waterfall who? Water fall I am not to like geography.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Wiltshire… Wiltshire who? Wiltshire sit down and I’ll tell you.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Korea… Korea who? Nothing beats a korea as a geographer. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there? Francis Francis who? France is a country in Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ammonia… Ammonia who? Ammonia beginner but I love geography already.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Amsterdam…. Amsterdam who?… Amsterdam tired of all these geography jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?…. Wendy…. Wendy who?… Wendy river bends we call it a meander.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bucharest… Bucharest who?… Bucharest at my hotel, you’ll not regret it. (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nicosia… Nicosia who?… Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica…. Jamaica who?… Jamaica me crazy with all these BAD geography jokes! (World Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tank… Tank who?…. Tank you for teaching me geography these geography jokes!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan awful headache after reading all these jokes on the geographical jokes!

What place is mentioned in this joke?… The Red Sea. (World Geography Jokes)
Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… Washington.
What other place is mentioned in this joke?… The Black Sea. (World Geography Jokes)

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What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom?… Russian (World Geography Jokes)
What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom?… European (World Geography Jokes)
What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?… Finnish (World Geography Jokes)

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