Skateboarding Jokes

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(Skateboarding Jokes)

  1. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Elephant Jokes)
  2. What is the hardest thing about skateboarding?… the pavement.
  3. Where do you learn to skate?… In a boarding school. (Jokes for Teachers)
  4. Who was skateboarders’ favorite boxer?… Muhammad Ollie. (Boxing Jokes)
  5. I lost my skateboard when I fell off. For a moment, I couldn’t find it… but then it hit me.
  6. Why is a skateboard a good investment?… Because you can flip it.
  7. Why is a skateboard good at gymnastics?… Because you can flip it. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  8. What are the most common skaters’ last words?… “Hey, dude. Watch this!”
  9. Nothing can stop skateboarders… Well, except pebbles.
  10. Why did the skateboarder quit?… He got board.
  11. How do you know that frogs are skateboarding fans?… They’re always saying “rip it,” “rip it.” (Frog Jokes)
  12. I tried skateboarding to work, but I almost drowned… I’m a fisherman. (Fishing Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the skater who broke his elbow?… It was rather humerus. (Doctor Jokes)
  14. What do you call Katy Perry when she is skateboarding?… Skaty Perry. (Music Jokes)
  15. How many skateboarders does it take to open a jar lid?… Only one, but it takes 50 tries.
  16. What type of plants do skateboarders grow?… Faceplants. (Flower Jokes)
  17. You either love skateboarding… or you’re wrong.
  18. What do you call a whiney skateboarder that got famous?… Moany Hawk.
  19. I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding… Now I’m totally sick, bro! (Covid Jokes)
  20. Why did the skateboard go to the movie?… Because it was wheely board. (Movie Jokes)
  21. What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?… An ollie-gator. (Alligator Jokes)
  22. How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?… Three – one to do it, another one to film it, and one more to say, “That was sick, man!”
  23. People always tell me to wear a helmet while skateboarding… I can’t even remember the last time I hit my head. (Doctor Jokes)
  24. What does a doctor normally say to skateboarders?… You’re sick. (Doctor Jokes)
  25. Don’t fall off a skateboard with a guitar… You could break your neck. (Guitar Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  26. My best friend busted his knee while skateboarding…. That must have hurt wheel bad. (Doctor Jokes)
  27. How do you make a skateboard?… Tell boring stories while you’re fishing. (Fishing Jokes)
  28. What’s the hardest trick in skateboarding?… Getting a job. (Labor Day Jokes)
  29. If I ever tell my father I want to be a professional skateboarder, heelflip! (Dad Jokes)
  30. Today, on my way to work, I hit a guy riding a skateboard… On a lighter note, I’m selling a lightly used skateboard. (Car Jokes)
  31. What do skateboarders do when they’re really talented?… They GoPro.
  32. What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Elephant Jokes)
  33. What does Marty McFly skate on that also cleans his carpet?… A hoover board. (Movie Jokes)
  34. What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?… Fast food meals on wheels. (Fast Food Jokes)
  35. Why is a skateboard good at artistic gymnastics?… Because you can flip it. (Artistic Gymnastics Jokes)
  36. A hipster drowned yesterday… He went ice skateboarding before it was cool. (Swimming Jokes)
  37. Tony Hawk changed skateboarding forever with that 900… We could say it was revolutionary.
  38. Why did the plank go to the movie?… Because it was board. (Movie Jokes)
  39. What’s the difference between skateboard tricks and my political views?… None – people call them “sick” and “radical.” (Election Jokes)
  40. Professional skateboarding is a half-pipe dream.
  41. What do you call a skater who likes Starbucks?… A coffee grinder. (Coffee Jokes)
  42. What do you call a communist on a skateboard?… A radical leftist. (Election Jokes)
  43. How many old-school skateboarders does it take to open a bag of chips?… Just one, but he’ll complain about how much better the “good old” ones were, and it’ll take him about 20 tries.
  44. What do babies wear when they go skateboarding?… Mini-Vans. (Baby Jokes)
  45. What do you call something that gave up being a small body of running water to pursue a career in professional skateboarding?… An ex-stream. (Geography Jokes)
  46. How do you radicalize someone?… Buy them a skateboard.
  47. My best friend says I can’t go skateboarding with a broken bone…. But I’m going out on a limb and do it anyway. (Tree Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  48. What is the hardest thing in skateboarding?… Concrete
  49. Why did the skateboarder bury his head in dirt?… Face plant! (Flower Jokes)
  50. What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?… Meals on wheels.
  51. How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?… One, but it might take 16 tries.
  52. I wanted to buy a skateboard, but it was too cheap!… What cheapskates.
  53. I’m bored and so tired… That I could be mistaken as a skateboard.
  54. How does a skater deliver his messages?… By Air Mail.
  55. Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?… Because they only use half pipes.