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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best gymnastics jokes.
  2. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
  3. A gymnast walks up to do their routine on the bars… One bar is perfect, but the other is old, wobbly, curvy, sticky, slimy and too short… Turns out that there were uneven bars.
  4. My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I replied “Thank you, I used to do gymnastics” and hung up the phone… That was nice of them to say.
  5. A gymnast walks into a bar… and is immediately deducted 10 points. (Beer Jokes)
  6. Help Wanted: Gymnastics Teacher Needed To Work Sat-Wed. Must be flexible. (Top Jobs for Teachers / Labor Day Jokes)
  7. What do you call a generous gymnast?… A FLIPanthropist.
  8. What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?… Ariel. (Disney Jokes)
  9. There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes… It’s flipping annoying!
  10. Seven days without any gymnastics training makes one weak!
  11. I used to have a fear of vaulting… But then I got over it. (Psychology Jokes)
  12. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “How to Do Cartwheels” by Jim Nastiks. (Book Jokes)
  13. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  14. I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I’m free Monday, Tuesday, and Friday.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  15. I tried to join a gymnastics class, once… I had to bend over backwards just to get in.
  16. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.
  17. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered. (Jokes for Teachers)
  18. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split! (Banana Jokes for Kids)
  19. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  20. How do you know you’re on a date with a gymnast?… She asks you to split the check.
  21. Why do people buy so many trampoline’s during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes)
  22. Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist and Shout! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  23. Where do criminal gymnasts go?… Behind Parallel bars. (Police Jokes)
  24. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  25. What do a credit card and a gymnast have in common?… Outstanding Balance!
  26. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward… That’s just how I roll.
  27. I’m married a gymnast… She’s head over heels. (Marriage Jokes)
  28. At the gymnastics pre-meet meal, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! (Summer Jokes)
  29. Why did the gymnast become a body builder?… To increase flex-ability.
  30. Did you hear about that poor gymnast’s bank account?… Her balance was outstanding.
  31. Why are pilots good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings! (Pilot Jokes)
  32. Why did the gymnast climb on top of the bank?… because their coach told them to mount the vault!
  33. Why kind of travelers are good at gymnastics?…Frequent flyers! (Travel Blogs)
  34. Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?… She wanted to do summer salts. (Summer Jokes)
  35. What is the Cat in the Hat’s best event in gymnastics?… The balance beam! (Cat Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  36. Why did the farmer hire a gymnast to help move his broken wagon?…because she was excellent at cart wheels! (Farming Jokes)
  37. What did William Shakespeare have to say about gymnastics?… “To BEAM or not to BEAM, that is the question…” (Book Jokes)
  38. I’m not short… I’m a gymnast.
  39. Two gymnasts decided to go into business together and because one liked liquor and the other beer and wine, they decided they would open two pubs, one directly across the street from the other. Unfortunately they had a falling out and went out of business due to poor marketing. They never could agree on a name for the parallel bars.
  40. Why is a skateboard a good at gymnastics?… Because you can flip it. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  41. What happens when a gymnast and her coach don’t get along?… They split up.
  42. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of cake! (Cake Jokes)
  43. What do you call the entrance to a Harry Potter gym?… A dumbbell door. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  44. Why was the acrobat not very nice?… Because she was gymNASTY!
  45. Why was the president bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about gymnastics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  47. How do you know if you’re a gymnast?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head. (365 Music Jokes)
  48. Why was Cinderella such a bad gymnast?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes)
  49. Why did the vegetarians boycott gymnastics?… They didn’t like meets!
  50. A pommel horse walks into a parallel bar. The barman says, “Is this a joke about gymnastics?”… The horse beams.(Beer Jokes & Horse Jokes)
  51. Why did the gymnast friends always choose to meet up at the uneven bars?…because it was a good place to hang out! (Beer Jokes)
  52. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  53. What did one gymnast say to the other?… Nice to Meet you.
  54. Why did nobody dare to go near the gymnast’s hands?… because she was wearing guards!
  55. Why was the male gymnast banned from the farm?… Because he kept vaulting all the horses! (Farming Jokes)
  56. At the gymnastics barbecue, what seasoning do gymnasts like to use?… Summersalts! (Summer Jokes)
  57. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… She was a flip-flop! (Election Jokes & Flip Flop Jokes)
  58. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?… An adobe acrobat.
  59. Why did the gymnast stick a bar of honeycomb candy, coated in chocolate, in their hair?… because they thought they were supposed to stick a crunchie in it!
  60. Why is a gymnastics meet the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  61. How did the gymnast propose to his girlfriend?… He gave her a ring. (Marriage Jokes)
  62. What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt.
  63. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits. (Banana Jokes for Kids & Circus Jokes)
  64. I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast… They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance.
  65. If I go on a date with a gymnast… can I expect to split the check?
  66. Why are flight attendants good at finishing gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  67. What is a flip flop’s favorite sport?… gymnastics. (Flip Flop Jokes)
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good gymnastics knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  69. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  70. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes)
  71. Why do Scooby Doo villains hate young olympic podium placing gymnasts?…because they would get away with their plans if it wasn’t for those medalling kids. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  72. A gymnast walks into a bar… He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal. (Book Jokes)
  73. Why do gymnasts do well in school with either art or music?… because they’re either artistic or rhythmic! (Jokes for Teachers)
  74. Why did the gymnast spend time chatting to a bus?…because they wanted to discuss their gymnastics with a coach! (Bus Jokes)
  75. What seasoning do gymnasts like during the middle of the year?… Summersalts! (Summer Jokes)
  76. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  77. Why don’t gymnasts make much money as actors?… They normally perform non-speaking rolls. (Movie Jokes)
  78. When is a gymnast like a judge?… When she sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
  79. Where do cheating gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars! (Police Jokes)
  80. What happened to the gymnast who accidentally put flour on their hands?… They fell off the bars, and ate some horrible cake.
  81. I make it a habit to hang out with groups of gymnasts… Because there’s safety in tumblers.
  82. Where do gymnasts go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  83. What do gymnasts who are good at bars dress up as for Halloween?… “GIANTS” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  84. What did the vampire gymnast say to the vault coach?… “I want to TSUK your blood.” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  85. Where do bad gymnasts go?… Behind parallel bars!
  86. What do you get if you cross a fruit and an acrobat?… An apple turnover!
  87. What is a gymnastic coach’s favorite color?… Yeller.

  1. I was once a gymnast… in a parallel bars dimension
  2. How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is the most tragic olympics story?… A gymnast walks into a bar.
  4. A gymnast walks into a bar and says “Ouch!”
  5. Why are frequent flyers good at finishing gymnastic routines?… because they have lots of practice with landings!
  6. What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
  7. What do you call a hipster that does gymnastics?… A Tumblr.
  8. The 2000 Chinese women’s gymnastics team had to surrender their bronze medal after it was discovered that Dong Fangxiao was younger than the minimum age of 16… They would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those medalling kids
  9. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced lunch.
  10. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced dinner.
  11. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced snack.
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good gymnastics knock-knock jokes?
  13. A french gymnast is getting ready to perform… His coach walks up and says, “Break a leg!”
  14. A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar… Ouch.
  15. What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?… Wai Tu Yung.
  16. I was at the bank going to withdraw money from my account when the clerk told me I had an outstanding balance I told her thank you I did gymnastics as a kid.
  17. A man runs into a bar… He didn’t win the gymnastics competition.
  18. My daughter walked out of her circus class with a unicycle over her shoulder – the instructor wants her to learn it. I told her that’s good because she won’t get two tired.
  19. Why did the gymnasts get naked?… So they can Meet in the Flesh.
  20. What does a cannibal call a gymnast?… A well balanced meal.
  21. I asked my local club if I could do Gymnastics with them… …they said “How flexible are you?” “I’m free Monday, Tuesday and Friday” I said.
  22. What do gymnasts and bananas have in common?… They are both great at splits!
  23. Why are gymnasts more secure as a group?… Because there’s safety in tumblers!
  24. Watching gymnastics Gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands… Me: mouthful of Pringles! What a loser!
  25. I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today… Ever since then the bar was lowered!
  26. Why are airplanes good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…because they have lots of practice with landings!
  27. Why kind of travelers art good at finishing their gymnastic routines?…Frequent flyers!
  28. It’s impossible to beat God in gymnastics… He always wins the all-around.
  29. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… The splits!
  30. Why was the politician bad at gymnastics?… He was a flip-flop!
  31. I went to Franco-German gymnastics the other day… Sometimes we had to raise one arm, sometimes both.
  32. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… She gave him a ring.
  33. How did the gymnast propose to his boyfriend?… He gave him a ring.
  34. I’m dating a gymnast… She’s head over heels.