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  1. Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Barber Jokes)
  2. What’s the pirate’s favorite movie?… Booty and the Beast. (Pirates Jokes for Kids)
  3. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Golf Jokes for Kids)
  4. Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Tarzan Jokes)
  5. Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
  6. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
  7. Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  8. What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?… Peter Pan. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Elf Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  10. What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
  12. Why was Cinderella such a bad athlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)

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