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- Which movie is a favorite of downhill skiers?… “The Little Mermaid” because it has Aerial in it. (Disney Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Mardi Gras Jokes)
- Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?…Grumpy! (Grinch Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
- What did they call Mickey after he had a milkshake?… Milky Mouse. (Milk Jokes)
- Did you hear about the California Girls that went to Disneyland?… They were driving down the freeway and saw a sign Disneyland Left; so they went home. (California Jokes)
- Dear Disney, why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? (Barber Jokes)
- What’s the pirate’s favorite movie?… Booty and the Beast. (Pirates Jokes for Kids)
- Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing. (Tarzan Jokes & Golf Jokes for Kids)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes / Disney Jokes / Pumpkin Jokes)
- Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation?… Hollywood and Vine. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Tarzan Jokes)
- Who is a great spokesperson for National Napping Day?… Sleeping Beauty! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids)
- Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?… Taco Belle! (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?… Peter Pan. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
- Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Elf Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. (Egg Jokes for Kids)
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?… She always ran away from the ball. (Cinderella Jokes)
- Why was Cinderella such a bad athlete?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disney World?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
- Why doesn’t BYU want to be this year’s Cinderella team?… Because the school considers the movie to be inappropriate. (Movie Jokes & Cinderella Jokes)