Google Search “Movie Jokes”

  1. Which body part are mermaids scared of?… Jaws! (Shark Jokes)
  2. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  3. The 2012 film Lincoln did well in theaters, historically this has not been true. (Civil War Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes)
  5. Who was the burger’s favorite all-time movie director?… Sizzle B. DeMille! (Hamburger Jokes)
  6. What is a runner’s favorite movie?… The Green Mile. (Track & Field Jokes)
  7. I just saw the movie American Pi… I gave it a rating of 3.14. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (Christmas Jokes)
  9. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  10. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  11. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me! (Donut Jokes)
  12. What’s bacon’s favorite movie?… Grease! (Bacon Jokes)
  13. Have you heard about the new pirate movie?… It’s rated AARRRRGGH! (Pirate Jokes)
  14. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  15. What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet. (Bacon Jokes)
  16. If they made movie starring the Loch Ness Monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?… Loch Jaws! (Shark Jokes)
  17. Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?… Because in charge of directing, Yoda was. (Star Wars Jokes)
  18. What’s a sharks favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption! (Shark Jokes)
  19. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  20. What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?… Top Bun. (Hamburger Jokes)
  21. What do you call a cyborg bee?…  The Pollinator! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Flower Jokes)
  22. They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Penguin Jokes)
  23. Who is the hamburgers favorite actress?… Candice Berger! (Hamburger Jokes)
  24. Teacher: “Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?” Student: “A movie about a zebra!” (Flag Day Jokes)
  25. Why do folks from South Dakota go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… 17 and under are not admitted. (South Dakota Jokes)