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101 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers
More Elf Jokes…
- Why wouldn’t Santa ride his sleigh on Christmas Eve?… For elf and safety concerns. (Doctor Jokes & Christmas Eve Jokes)
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Christmas Jokes & Labor Jokes)
- What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
- “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?” (Christmas Jokes)
- Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a greedy elf?… Elfish. (Elf Jokes)
- What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper! (Music Jokes)
- What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Disney Jokes)
- Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Winter Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?… Santapplause! (Elf Jokes)
- Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf! (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!
- What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour. (Cake Jokes)