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  1. Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. Did you hear about the Corona 2021 Super Bowl ad for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  3. A pie walks into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve food.” (Pie Jokes)
  4. Let’s celebrate New Year’s Eve …… by making many pour decisions! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  5. A priest, a rabbi, and a World Series MVP walk into a bar… The bartender stops them and says, “No no no, what is this, some kind of joke?” (Top 10 World Series Jokes)
  6. What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?… Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck! (Black Friday Jokes & Hunting Jokes)
  7. The hamburger sits down at the bar and asks the bartender “Hey can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”(Hamburger Jokes)
  8. What is a Whale’s least favorite beer?… Harpoon. (Whale Jokes)
  9. I was in Germany at Octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted… I said nine, but they didn’t bring me any. (World Geography Jokes & October Jokes)
  10. What is a Whale’s favorite beer?… Whale’s Tale. (Whale Jokes)
  11. Two men are sitting in a bar ‘Hey, when were you born?’ asks the first man. ‘3rd of February 1961,’ replies the second. ‘Interesting, that’s when I was born too! Where were you born?’ ‘In Seattle.’ ‘That’s weird, I was born in Seattle as well,’ exclaims the first man. ‘Where did you go to school?’> ‘I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.’ ‘That’s incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!’ A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says: ‘Hey, listen! This guy and I were born on the same day, in the same city, and we even went to the same school! Isn’t that crazy?’ The waitress just nods and goes back behind the counter. ‘What’s up?’ asks the barman. ‘Eh, not much. The Johnson twins are wasted again…’
  12. What month enjoy a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes)
  13. Grandkid: “Does beer make you smarter?” Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.”
  14. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Grinch Jokes)
  15. Where did the taco go for drinks?… The Salad Bar! (Taco Jokes)
  16. How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?… In Mexi-cans!
  17. You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer… Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon. (Blue Moon Jokes)
  18. Bartender asks a man “You ever had an orange in your beer?” Man says “Once, in a Blue Moon.” (Blue Moon Jokes)
  19. Ocean walks in to a bar Bartender says “why so blue?” (Psychology Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  20. A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’ (Father’s Day Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  21. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  22. Grandkid: “Does beer make you smarter?” Grandparent: “No, but it made Budweiser.” (Grandparent Jokes)