Top 50 Canoe Jokes

by | Apr 22, 2023 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best canoe jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? (Egg Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take us on a field trip? (Field Trip Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe chaperone my field trip? (Field Trip Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NFL team that has the #1 pick in the draft? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a donut? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy a dozen donuts? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you make me a donut? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me what flavor donuts you have? (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who was draft pick #199 and has become a legend? (NFL Draft Jokes)
  14. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the programs that appeared in their 1st Final Four in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  15. March Madness 2023: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who appeared in his 1st Final Four in his first season as a Division I college coach in 2023? (Canoe Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead?
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  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most what time we adjust the clocks? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks ahead or behind? (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to win the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent team to lose the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to win the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent coach to lose the Super Bowl? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the most recent player to win the Super Bowl MVP? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowl MVPs? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the franchise who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the coach who has won the most Super Bowls? (Super Bowl Jokes)
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the Revolutionary War? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the branches of the US Military?
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the World War I? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes) Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the World War II? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe hand me a slice of pizza? (Canoe Jokes)
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe pick up some pizza on your way home from work? (Canoe Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the treaty that end the Vietmam? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name all the Commander-in-Chief? (Veterans Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Hagrid? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  40. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds? (Watermelon Jokes)
  41. Knock, knock! Who’s there?… Canoe. Canoe, who?… Canoe tell us some Halloween knock knock jokes?
  42. (Halloween Knock Knock Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
  43. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming? (Canoe Jokes)
  44. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  45. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  46. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  47. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  48. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough batteries before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  50. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)(Canoe Jokes)
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  52. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild the hurricane?(Canoe Jokes)
  53. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  54. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a tropical storm and a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  59. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  61. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I hit the bullseye?
  62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me archery?
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you hit the bullseye?
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me to shoot a bow and arrow?
  65. Today I learned that if you’re in a canoe and it flips over in the water…. you can safely wear it on your head….because it’s capsized. (Hat Jokes)
  66. My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  67. A book never written: “How to Get Wet” by Tip D. Canoe. (Canoe Jokes & Book Jokes)
  68. I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly… Canoe?
  69. What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off?… A sale boat. (Black Friday Jokes)
  70. My buddy founded a canoe business that’s really taking off. I had the same idea… but I missed the boat. (Labor Day Jokes)
  71. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  72. What is the best way to steer a canoe?… Either oar.
  73. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe marry a watermelon and a honeydew melon? (Watermelon Jokes)
  74. What do you call an old canoe?… A ca-old.
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe light some more fireworks? (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  76. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe sing the National Anthem on Independence Day? (Music Jokes)
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter books in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Gold Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter movies in order? (Harry Potter Jokes)
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Heat Wave Jokes)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Harry Potter characters? (Canoe Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  84. Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?… Either oar.
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe say the Pledge of Allegiance on Independence Day?
  86. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… Who are you cheering for in canoe at the Summer Olympics? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  87. Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist said I could be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle…. So I guess it was an ether/oar situation.
  88. Why was the canoe considered a heartthrob?… He was so row-mantic. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  89. When you throw up in a canoe… is it a kayak? (Doctor Jokes & Kayak Jokes)
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes) 
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe join us for the 4th of July picnic? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  92. What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
  93. Did you hear about the huge sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
  94. What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe… A rowbot.
  95. Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat?… It’s cap-sized.
  96. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a canoe good knock-knock jokes?
  97. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  98. Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Cinderella Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  99. The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there… …yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
  100. How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?… Bring out the doggy paddle.
  101. During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the “DronePaddle3000”. I just call it a Rowbot.
  102. Saw an old lady sitting alone in her front yard; in a canoe. I thought to myself… Now there’s someone who could use a good paddle.
  103. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe march in the Independence Day parade? (Canoe Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
  104. Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  113. Two explorers find a canoe in an ancient temple. Inside, they find what appears to be a reflective rowing tool… Unfortunately, it was just a mere oar.
  114. I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
  115. I don’t know how to paddle in a canoe… Canoe?
  116. I like to wear a canoe on my head like it’s a hat… Works best if it’s capsized.
  117. Did you hear about the guy who lit a fire in his canoe and caused it to sink?… It just goes to show, you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
  118. What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe? A Rowbot.
  119. We have a metal paddle for our canoe… I told the kids it’s iron oar.
  120. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Silver Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  121. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we won the Summer Olympics Bronze Medal? (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  122. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about canoes?
  123. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good canoe knock-knock joke?
  124. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good canoe knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  125. What happened to the guy that lit a fire in his canoe?… He learned that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
  126. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe stay cool during a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  127. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe turn up the air conditioner? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  128. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the beach? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  129. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the lake? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  130. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the pool? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  131. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the river? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  132. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the watering? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
  134. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon salad? (Canoe Jokes)
  135. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon ice cream? (Canoe Jokes)
  136. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
  137. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe a watermelon marry a cantaloupe? (Canoe Jokes)
  138. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you grow a watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  139. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe plant a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
  140. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed far? (Canoe Jokes)
  141. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
  142. Where did Harry Styles go to school?… Watermelon Sugar High.
  143. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you bring watermelon to the picnic? (Canoe Jokes)
  144. Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp
  145. How do you get water into a watermelon?… You plant it…in the spring!
  146. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you put some watermelon in my lunch? (Canoe Jokes)
  147. What did the watermelon say when the honeydew asked it to run away to Vegas and get married?… Sorry I cantaloupe.
  148. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the party? (Canoe Jokes)
  149. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the car? (Canoe Jokes)
  150. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you cut the watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  151. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  152. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me another piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  153. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe eat a whole watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
  154. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Watermelon Jokes? (Canoe Jokes)
  155. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a watermelon cocktail? (Canoe Jokes)
  156. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Mint Mojito?
  157. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Martini?
  158. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Vodka Watermelon Cocktail?
  159. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Paloma?
  160. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Limeade Cocktail?
  161. Why did the watermelons ask for permission to get married?… Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)