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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best NFL Draft football jokes.
- Did you hear the 3rd pick in the 2024 NFL Draft will be the spokesperson for May Day… It is Derek Maye of the New England Patriots. (NFL Draft Jokes)
- Drake Maye… be the next Tom Brady. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Drake Maye or may not… be the next Tom Brady. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Drake may now become a New England Patriots fan… with the selection of Drake Maye in the 1st round. (365 Music Jokes)
- Which NFL quarterback will be the spokesperson for May Day… It is Derek Maye of the New England Patriots. (NFL Draft Jokes)
- Do you think Los Angeles Rams draft pick Jared Verse from Florida State is a good writer?
- JC Latham of Alabama is an awful pick by the Tennessee Titans… JK.
- I think Xavier Worthy was definitely worthy being of being selected in the 1st round by Kansas City Chiefs.
- Do you think Sherwin Williams should offer Caleb Williams an endorsement deal?
- Do you think Miami Dolphins draft pick Chop Robinson like pork chops or chop suey?
- Would it make any sense for the Minnesota Vikings to trade Dallas Turner to the Cowboys?
- Which lucky New York Giants fan will be neighbors with 1st round draft pick Malik Nabers of LSU?
- Drake Maye… be the answer to the New England Patriots’ recent quarterback concerns. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Drake Maye… be the next top quarterback in the NFL. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Drake Maye… be a great pick for the New England Patriots. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- What’s the difference between the #1 quarterback in the NFL draft, Bryce Young, and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the player who was draft pick #199 in the NFL draft and has become a legend? (Canoe Jokes)
- Drake Maye or may not… be a good NFL quarterback. (Massachusetts Jokes)
- What dessert do they serve at the the NFL draft?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NFL team that has the #1 pick in the draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- What do the Miami Dolphins look for in a player they want to draft?… All porpoise yardage! (Dolphin Jokes & Florida Jokes)
- What team is more likely to develop a team through spending in free agency instead of building through the draft?… The Buffalo “Bills.”
- What’s the difference between the #1 quarterback in the NFL draft and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Why did the #1 NFL quarterback in the draft suddenly walk off the field?… The coach told him to take a hike! (Hiking Jokes & Walking Jokes)
- Why was the tiny ghost drafted by a NFL football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Ghost Jokes)
- If Blackbeard was a football player, what NFL team would draft him?… The Tampa Bay Buccaneers. (Top 10 Sports Jokes / Baseball Jokes / Football Jokes / Pirate Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed the #1 player in the NFL draft and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
- Why do NFL coaches like to draft punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
- Why do NFL coaches like to draft place kickers?… Because place kickers always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the #1 football player in the draft listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (Music Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the NFL draft?
- Why can’t the 31 draft pick for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf well?… He always hook the ball. (Pirate Jokes & Golf Jokes)
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to NFL Draft! (August Jokes)
- What team is a big spender when it comes the NFL Draft?… The Buffalo “Bills.”
- After the first 2 rounds of the NFL draft, this team’s fans didn’t think things could possibly get any worse……And here’s the kicker…
- Everyone’s complaining about the draft, and I don’t understand… Just close the window.
- If you already drafted Andrew for your fantasy football team… You’re out of Luck.
- My friend got tickets to the NFL Draft on April 19th 2021 not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Florida Jokes)
- What do you call it when you want your sports team to tank for draft picks?… More L support
- What dessert do they serve at the the NFL draft?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- A man is attending the NFL draft, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else?… “They’re all at the funeral.”
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the NFL Draft! (August Jokes)
- Corona didn’t need an ad during the 2021 NFL Draft for their beer…. It’s already gone viral. (Beer Jokes)
- What do the a high NFL draft choice, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- When is a NFL draft choice like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Did you here about the NFL Draft choice who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? (Veteran’s Day Jokes & Memorial Day Jokes)
- Why can’t losing final quarterback in the NFL Draft use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
- What do you call a NFL lineman’s kid who gets drafted?… A chip off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- How do they hire a NFL draft pick?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why do field goal kickers bring string to the NFL draft?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
- A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the NFL draft. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Basketball Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a Trevor Lawrence and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- What did the NFL coach say to the broken vending machine at the draft?… “Give me my quarterback!”
- What would you get if you crossed the #1 NFL draft pick and the Invisible Man?… Football like no one has ever seen. (Halloween Jokes)
- What did the football say to the Super Bowl place kicker?… “I get a kick out of you.”
- Did you hear about the NFL draft choice who wore two jackets when he painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
- Why do NFL coaches like to draft punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
- Why do NFL coaches like to draft place kickers?… Because place kickers always put their best foot forward. (Biology Jokes)
- Where do NFL draft picks go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for U.S. States)
- What did the NFL Draft receiver say to the football before the big draft?… Catch you later.
- Who are the happiest people at the NFL draft?… The cheerleaders. (Cheerleading Jokes)
- Which NFL prospects can jump higher than the field goal posts?… All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all. (Track and Field Jokes)
- What is harder for a NFL draft receiver to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! (Track and Field Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life.
- Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?… It was tired of being kicked around.
- Funny Super Bowl Ads: Amy Schumer has said she won’t do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic. Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commercials will be funny.
- How do you keep the losing Super Bowl football team out of your yard?… Put up a goalpost.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the NFL Draft?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
- Why did the poor, rookie quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet!
- Why did the Russian oligarch sign up for the draft? Because going to the front line was safer than trying to open his hotel room window.
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.