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More Skeleton Jokes…

  1. Why didn’t the skeleton play football?… His heart wasn’t in it. (Football Jokes)
  2. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  3. Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
  4. Why did the skeleton not go and see a scary movie with his friends on Friday the 13th?… He didn’t have the guts. (Movie Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  5. Why did the skeleton break up with her boyfriend before Valentine’s Day?… Her heart wasn’t in it.
  6. Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to go with. (Graduation Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?… His heart wasn’t in it! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
  9. What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  10. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  11. How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to dance with. (Graduation Jokes)
  13. What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Napping Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  14. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes & Music Jokes)
  15. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
  16. What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Biology Jokes & Milk Jokes / Skeleton Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. (Christmas Jokes)
  18. Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Rugby Jokes)