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More Skeleton Jokes…

  1. What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Hockey Jokes)
  2. Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  3. How do you make a skeleton laugh?… Tickle its funnybone! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why didn’t the skeleton go to graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to dance with. (Graduation Jokes)
  5. What do you call a skeleton that takes naps?… Sleepy bones! (Napping Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  6. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?… Lazy bones! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Cemetery Jokes)
  8. What is a skeleton’s favorite drink?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones. (Biology Jokes & Milk Jokes / Skeleton Jokes)
  9. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. (Christmas Jokes)