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Top 10 April Jokes / April Jokes

Which Final Four locker room has the best music?… NC State. They have two DJs on the team. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (365 Music Jokes)
What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. (Walking Jokes)
A great song for National Walking Day… Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles.
What is a great U2 song for National Walking Day?… Walk On. (Walking Jokes)
What is a truck driver’s favorite song?… Interstate Love Song by Stone Temple Pirates. (Car Jokes)
April 6th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: A great song for National Walking Day… Walk this way by Aerosmith. (365 Music Jokes)
What is a great U2 song for hiking?… Put on Your Boots. (Hiking Jokes)
April 8th 2024: Great American Eclipse Jokes: What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. (365 Music Jokes / Sun Jokes)
Grilled Cheese Day: What kind of music does a grilled Swiss cheese sandwich like to listen to?… Hole-y music.
Grilled Cheese Day: Which genre of music appeals to most grilled cheese sandwiches?… R’n’Brie. (365 Music Jokes)
April 11th – 14th The Masters: Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell.
April 12th: Grilled Cheese Day: What’s a grill cheese sandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Music Jokes)
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?… Nacho Man.
What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event!
Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist and Shout! (Gymnastics Jokes)
April 15th Boston Marathon Jokes: What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
Why was the music teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key!
Clean Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (Music Jokes)
Pink Full Moon Jokes: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for? (Hawaii Jokes)
April 22nd Earth Day Jokes: Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (Earth Day Jokes)
What is the #1 hotel for runners of the Boston Marathon?… Heartbreak Hotel.
Who should headline the Earth Day Concert?… Green Day! (365 Music Jokes)
The DJ at the prom always knew how to spin his tracks… he’s such a disc jockey!
Who are the most popular musical artists for Earth Day?… Green Day, Earth, Wind & Fire.
April 25th World Penguin Day: Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal. (Music Jokes)
Drake may now become a New England Patriots fan… with the selection of Drake Maye in the 1st round. (NFL Draft Jokes)
Paul McCartney was disqualified from London Marathon… He was banned on the run.
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes)
I’m never again donating a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon… They just take the money and run. (365 Music Jokes)
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?… Freeze a jolly good fellow. (Birthday Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?… They only like sole.
Why was the DJ always in demand for proms?… Because he knew how to spin the records and make everyone dance with vinyl-inty!
The jazz band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience!
What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What is the favorite song of a college senior in the days leading up to graduation?… The Final Countdown.
What is the favorite song of a high senior in the days leading up to graduation?… The Final Countdown.
What is the favorite song of an elementary student in the days before summer vacation.?… The Final Countdown.
What is the favorite song of an high school student in the days before summer vacation.?… The Final Countdown.
What is the favorite song of an middle school student in the days before summer vacation.?… The Final Countdown.

Top 10 May Jokes

Who conducts the spring orchestra?… May-stro. (May Jokes)
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
Cinco de Mayo is nacho ordinary holiday… It’s time to rock out with your guac out!
I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)
It was a big deal when the music teacher asked the students to read band books. (Book Jokes)
What is the #1 song for Cinco De Mayo… Tequila by the Champs.
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.
Top 50 Coronation Jokes: “God Save the Queen” seems an ill-fitting anthem following the coronation of King Charles III… The obvious choice for the replacement is the “Charles in Charge” theme song. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What was Elvis’s favorite Cinco de Mayo snack?… The jailhouse guac!
Top 50 Coronation Jokes: King Charles III was a very good cello player when he was young… He’s an Artist formerly known as Prince. (365 Music Jokes)
Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Hey if 50 Cent was any good… He’d be a dollar.
Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Patient to nurse, “Will I be able to play the guitar after this operation?” Nurse, “Yes, of course.” Patient “That’s great because I couldn’t before.” (Music Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Apple Pie Day: What did the baker add to the apple pie to make it extra delicious?… Spice spice baby. (365 Music Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
May 13th Friday the 13th: Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. (Witch Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business!”
Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
What is the #1 song for a solar eclipse?… Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart! (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
NBA Draft Jokes:
What is the #1 song for an eclipse?… the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: What singer would be a great spokesperson for World Bee Day?… Sting!
May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
Who is the bees favorite pop group?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven!
What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
Why couldn’t the lacrosse player listen to music?… Because he broke the record. (Lacrosse Jokes)
May 23rd: World Turtle Day: What is a turtle’s favorite song?… Gimme Shell ter by the Rolling Stones! (Turtle Jokes)
What’s Indiana Jones least favorite band?… The Rolling Stones.
What is a bee’s favorite song?… Let it bee.
What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?…. They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
What music do bees like?… Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They love Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing!
Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty! (Turtle Jokes)
May 31st World Otter Day: What is the sea otter’s favorite Adele song?… Hello, from the Otter Side. (365 Music Jokes)

Top 10 June Jokes

June 3rd National Donut Day Jokes: National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
June 3rd National Egg Day: What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It. (Egg Jokes)
National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!” (365 Music Jokes)
I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep. (Friday the 13th Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
Strawberry Moon Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Jokes for the Last Day of School: Students were instructed not to bring their instruments on the last day of school… The choir kids had a hard time.
What is the #1 song of the 2023 NBA Playoffs?… “The Heat is On!” by Glenn Frey!
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
Why was the music teacher sad on the last day of school?… He had lots of trebles.
Summer Camp Jokes: What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair!
What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes & Strawberry Jokes)
Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?… Chuck Berry. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Where does Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?… Strawberry fields.
Father’s Day Jokes: Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
What rock group has 4 members that can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore! (South Dakota Jokes)
What did Borimir say to the Rolling Stones?… Have you not heard? One does not simply rock into Mordor!
What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes & Music Jokes)
What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?… A tuba toothpaste. (Minion Jokes)
What do you call a camper that drives through a thunderstorm rain?… Van Hailin’. (365 Music Jokes & Rain Jokes)
June 27th National Sunglasses Day: What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Sunglasses Jokes)
What rapper has a sweet looking basketball jump shot?… LL Cool J! (365 Basketball Jokes)
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear… WHO let the dogs out. (Dog Jokes & Covid Jokes)
#1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (Heat Wave Jokes)

July Jokes

What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes)
Top 50 4th of July Jokes: What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
Why is Miley Cyrus so popular on the Fourth of July?… Because she always throws the best Party in the USA! (4th of July Jokes)
Whose favorite lyric in “The Star Spangled Banner” is “Oh say can you see?”… An optometrist!
Did you hear about the song and dance Yankee Doodle did on the parade float?… It was a very moving performance!
What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?… Mount Rushmore.
Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies? (Minion Jokes)
How do Minions travel?… In a yellow submarine.
What’s a minion’s favorite song?… “Mellow Yellow”
Summer Camp Jokes: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Summer Camp Jokes)
A reggae badminton match has just started… The score is currently One Love. (Badminton Jokes)
What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon!
Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Watermelon Jokes)
I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream… Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli. (365 Music Jokes)
The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes & Camping Jokes)
July 18th: National Ice Cream Day Jokes: What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
What music group do surfers love?… Katrina and the Waves. (Surfing Jokes)
It’s so hot… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. (Heat Wave Jokes)
What is a great CD for a heat waver?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (Heat Wave Jokes)
What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot! (Heat Wave Jokes)
Shark Week Jokes: What’s a shark’s favorite song?… “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing” (Shark Jokes)
Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?… He’s in a whole lot of treble.
Shark Week Jokes: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead.
Shark Week Jokes: What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
How does Harry Potter listen to music?… He puts on Sirius XM. (Harry Potter Jokes)
What’s a dementors theme song?… “You take my breath away.”
What reggae song do basketball players like?… Welcome to Jamrock. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
#1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (Heat Wave Jokes)

Top 10 August Jokes

What is Spiderman’s favorite online music app?… Spot-a-fly. (Spiderman Jokes)
What is Spiderman’s favorite type of music?… Swing.(Spiderman Jokes)
Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Watermelon Jokes)
What do you call a mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
What song does The Basketball Tournament HATE?… The Final Countdown by Europe. (365 Basketball Jokes)
Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Summer Camp Jokes)
What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. (Solar Eclipse Jokes / Sun Jokes)
I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored. (Doctor Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
August 12th: 2022 World Elephant Day Jokes: 22 Funny Elephant Jokes: What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
What’s big and gray and has horns?… An elephant marching band!
What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Tree Jokes)
What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?… One that plays poplar songs! (Tree Jokes)
What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?… A tuba toothpaste. (Dentist Jokes)
Worst basketball warm-up song?… Another brick in the wall. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What was the Olympic curler’s favorite band?… Stone Temple Pilots.
What is a track coach’s favorite Pink Floyd song?… Run Like Hell. (Track and Field Jokes)
What is Barbie’s favorite John “Cougar” Mellancamp’s song?… Pink Houses. (Barbie Jokes)
What is an astronomer’s favorite Train song?… Drops of Jupiter. (Astronomy Jokes)
What is Barbie’s favorite singer?… Pink. (Barbie Jokes)
Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced. She said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was kidding, but… Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer. (Divorce Jokes)
What is a relay team’s favorite REO Speedwagon song?… Take it on the Run.
What is a marathoner’s favorite Eagles Song?… The Long Run.

September Jokes

September 1st: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the footwear Jimmy Buffet wore to his Labor Day Weekend Show? (Canoe Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me if ZZ Top is the main act for the World Beard Day concert? (Beard Jokes)
ZZ Top… the unofficial band of World Beard Day. (Beard Jokes)
I was reading some books about loud music… But there were too many volumes. (Book Jokes)
What musician has the best beard?… Hairy Garcia! (Beard Jokes)
National Read a Book Day Jokes: What do musicians read?… Band books. (Book Jokes)
What is the favorite song of a designated hitter in baseball?… Swingtown by the Steve Miller Band. (Baseball Jokes)
What did Rihanna say to her grandmother with Alzheimer’s?… Oh Nana, what’s my name? (Grandparent Jokes)
Labor Day Jokes: Whom did the electrician union invite on Labor Day weekend event?… AC/DC.
Why did the musician take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to rest his keys. (Labor Day Jokes)
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song?… A-maize-ing Grace. (Fall Jokes)
Grandparent Jokes for Kids: What did Grandpa say after reading ‘Karaoke Tonight’ at a restaurant?… He just asked what sort of fish that was. (Grandparent Jokes)
What is a landscaper’s favorite James Taylor song for the fall?… September Grass. (365 Music Jokes)
I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What do the leaves say before they hibernate?… Rake me up when September ends. (September Jokes)
What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?… The Spice Girls. (Fall Jokes)
September 18th National Cheeseburger Day: Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville… Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” (Music Jokes)
Harvest Moon Jokes: What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Music Jokes)
Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?… On his harvest spoon. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
Harvest Moon Jokes: What is the best song to listen to on a full moon night in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young. (Music Jokes)
Hurricane Jokes: What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
You know, these are some looney times. Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times… My Looney Tunes. (Looney Tunes Jokes)
Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)
September 25th: National Lobster Day: Lobster Jokes: What music does a lobster listen to?… Bisque-o. (Music Jokes)
What is a doctor’s favorite 80’s band?… The Cure. (Doctor Jokes)
Why couldn’t the All-Pro football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (NFL Jokes)
What is the #1 requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (Hurricane Jokes)
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes)

Top 10 October Jokes

International Coffee Day Jokes: What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Music Jokes & Napping Jokes)
If James Taylor went to college, how would he drive to his homecoming weekend?… He would take the October Road. (365 Music Jokes)
October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong & Green Day up?… Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
Which month is a Rock Star’s favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
October 5th: World Teachers Day: (Jokes for Teachers)
What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! (Pumpkin Jokes)
October 8th: World Octopus Day: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Octopus Jokes)
What is an octopus’s favorite band?… Ink Floyd! (Octopus Jokes)
What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes. (365 Music Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
October 11th Columbus Day Jokes: What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
What do you call the crew that follows around the top octopus rapper Sir Squid?… His octoposse. (Octopus Jokes)
A taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Taco Jokes)
What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Music Jokes)
Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.
What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sone?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt.
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Mole Day Jokes)
October 23d Mole Day Jokes: What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Mole Day Jokes)
What music band is the least popular around Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins. (Pumpkin Jokes)
Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs.
What do you call a dog who joins the Navy?… A subwoofer. (Dog Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What is a type of music is played at the Mummy High Halloween dance?… Rap music. (Mummy Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)

Top 10 November Jokes

What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Music Jokes)
What is a meteorologist’s favorite fall song?… “November Rain” by Guns and Roses. (Rain Jokes)
What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?… November Rain. (365 Music Jokes)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
What Pink Floyd song is great for Daylight Savings?… Time. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?… Twerk-ey! (Music Jokes)
What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.” (Music Jokes)
November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
What is a great U2 song for skiing?… Put on Your Boots. (Skiing Jokes)
What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Black Friday… Bargain.

Top 10 December Jokes

What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Grinch Jokes)
What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jo kes)
Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What Christmas song does a basketball player like?… Dunk the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreath-a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.”
For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins.
Who is the greatest Christmas Concert singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what’s the Grinch’s favorite song?… Tresspacito! (Grinch Jokes)
What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?… Who-Tang Clan. (Grinch Jokes)
What is the #1 song for ski instructors?… Turn, Turn, Turn by the Byrds. (Skiing Jokes)
Have you heard about Sting’s new business?… He now reposesesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows.
December 24th Christmas Eve: What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (365 Basketball Jokes)
December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
What is the #1 song on Santa’s Christmas Eve playlist?… Don’t Stop Believin by Journey. (365 Music Jokes)
December 31st New Year’s Eve: What does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG syne (New Years Eve Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)

Top 10 January Jokes

What is an iron workers favorite band?… Steely Dan. (Labor Day Jokes)
What is the #1 requested song during a blizzard?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (Blizzard Jokes)
Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti.
January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Music Jokes)
Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat! (Snow Day Jokes)
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?… Axel Froze. (Snow Jokes)
Who is ZZ Top’s favorite hockey player?… Gordie Howe Howe Howe Howe. (Hockey Jokes)
What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
Pie Puns: Could you sing me a lulla-pie? (Baby Jokes & Pie Jokes)
The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed. (Dog Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What was the luge racers favorite band?… New kids on the block! (Luge Jokes)
I once got in a rap battle with a peanut… He was roasted. (Peanut Jokes)
I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Year… but I decided to jump on the band wagon. (Leap Year Jokes)
What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
I got a concert ticket for 45 cents!… I saw 50 Cent with Nickelback.
January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day Jokes: What is Rabbit’s favorite style of music… Hip Hop. (365 Music Jokes)
Who was the figure skater’s favorite band singer?… Axel Rose! (Figure Skating Jokes)
January 20th: National Penguin Day: Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal.
What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Psychology Jokes)
What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Super Bowl Halftime Show?… “Never mind, I’ll find someone like you.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes Which pie has the most jam in it?… Cherry Garcia Pie. (Pie Jokes)
Who would be a great NBA center if he gave up his musical career?… POST Malone! (365 Basketball Jokes)
Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Middle School Jokes)
What’s green and sings?… Elvis Parsley.
What is a great Bruce Springsteen song for geometry teachers?… Prove it All Night. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
January 28th National Blueberry Pancake Day: Why do musicians never sing pancake songs?… They always fall flat! (Pancake Jokes)
What is a great U2 song for skiing?… Put on Your Boots. (Hiking Jokes)
January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes: What’s a croissant’s favorite song lyric?… Another one bites the crust.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name a famous croissant song? (Canoe Jokes)
What’s a croissant’s favorite musical note?… B flat, like its dough before the oven!

Top 10 February Jokes

February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
February 2nd: Ground Hog Day Jokes: What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”(Ground Hog Day Jokes)
Super Bowl XLVIII:Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy! (365 Music Jokes)
Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies! (365 Music Jokes)
Super Bowl XLVIII: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Ground Hog Day Jokes: What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?… Hound hog.
How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.” (Figure Skating Jokes)
How do you know if you’re a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head. (Figure Skating Jokes)
February 9th National Pizza Day Jokes: What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby! (Pizza Jokes)
What did the composer say about the music at the Super Bowl?… It’s in half time.
What figure skating moves does Bruce Springsteen look for during the Olympics?… Rocker turn. (Figure Skating Jokes)
What is the official song of Leap Year?… Jump around by House of Pain! (Leap Year Jokes)
What was the figure skater’s favorite band?… Spin Doctors. (Figure Skating Jokes)
Why wasn’t U2 allowed to play before the skating competition?… Edge violation. (Figure Skating Jokes)
What was Elvis’s favorite Super Bowl snack?… The jailhouse guac!
Which spin in figure skating was the Rap DJ’s favorite?… Scratch spin. (Figure Skating Jokes)
What was the luge racers favorite band?… New kids on the block! (Luge Jokes)
Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records.(Winter Olympics Jokes)
What does Sir Mix-a-Lot always have to say at the Mardi Gras parade?… I like big beads and I cannot lie! (
What do The Beatles and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?… Neither performed at the Super Bowl.
What did Freddie Mercury say when someone offered him a sandwich on Mardi Gras? I’m just a po’boy, but I need no sympathy!
Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Winter Olympics Jokes)
What instrument does a snowboarder play?… Air Guitar. (Snowboarding Jokes)
Top 50 Presidents’ Day Jokes: Which rock group has four men who don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore.
Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback. …he’s a quarterback. (Super Bowl Jokes)
I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier… (Super Bowl Jokes)
Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0!
No one knows what Lady Gaga is going to do during the Super Bowl… Because you can’t read her poker face.
Why did the leap year baby become a musician?… Because they had extra time to practice their scales! (Leap Year Jokes)
Utah Pun: Bryce, Bryce, baby! (Utah Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)

Top 10 March Jokes

What do you call a Dr. Seuss character who loves to rap?… The Hop on Pop star. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
March 2nd: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael?… Green Eggs and Wham!
Why aren’t pancakes good singers?… They’re too flat!
How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
March 6th National Oreo Cookie Day: What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…)
March 7th National Cereal Day Jokes: Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?… On his harvest spoon. (Harvest Moon Jokes)
What’s a meatball’s favorite music genre?… Heavy Meat-al!
Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because he is very mewsical. (Cat Jokes / Music Jokes / Piano Jokes)
Who is a meatball’s favorite singer?… Meatloaf!
Oh, give me a meatball… …and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your provolone and drift away.
Why did the Swedish meatball start a band?… Because it wanted to make some “gravy” music!
What’s the name of a popular Irish dance move?… The shamrock shake!
What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What band did Dr. Seuss make?… The Who.
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice!
March 13th Daylight Savings Jokes: I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’.
What band is most popular late night on St. Patrick’s Day?…
On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll.
What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?… You too?
How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?… By holding a lepreconcert.
What song was playing in the streets of Grambling, Louisiana after the First Four victory in 2024?… Grambling on by Led Zeppelin. (365 Music Jokes & Louisiana Jokes)
March 26th March 26th Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing.
What would be a great Final Four warm-up song?… (W)hoo(m)p! (There It Is) by Tag Team. (365 Music Jokes)

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