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Top 10 December Jokes

  1. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)

Top 10 October Jokes

  1. October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong & Green Day up?… Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
  2. Which month is a Rock Star’s favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
  3. Why couldn’t the All-Pro football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (NFL Jokes)
  4. October 4th: National Taco DayTaco JokesUnofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  5. October 5th: World Teachers Day: (Jokes for Teachers)
  6. What do you call an fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice!
  7. A taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Taco Jokes)
  8. Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)
  9. What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Music Jokes)
  10. October 8th: World Octopus Day: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand…
  11. October 11th Columbus Day Jokes: What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  12. Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.
  13. What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
  14. Mole Day: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.
  15. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  16. What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  17. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sone?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt.
  18. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. What music band is the least popular around Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  20. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes)
  21. Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs.

Top 10 November Jokes

  1. What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Music Jokes)
  2. What is a meteorologist’s favorite fall song?… “November Rain” by Guns and Roses. (Rain Jokes)
  3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  4. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  5. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  6. What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  7. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?… Twerk-ey! (Music Jokes)
  8. What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.” (Music Jokes)
  9. November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
  10. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)