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Top 10 October Jokes

  1. International Coffee Day Jokes: What is the unofficial song for National Coffee Day?… Black Coffee in Bed! (Music Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  2. October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong & Green Day up?… Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
  3. Which month is a Rock Star’s favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
  4. You Know, These Are Some Looney Times. Luckily, I’ve got my music for such times… My Looney Tunes.
  5. Why couldn’t the All-Pro football player listen to music?… Because he broke all the records. (NFL Jokes)
  6. October 4th: National Taco DayTaco JokesUnofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes)
  7. October 5th: World Teachers Day: (Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What do you hear when a crazy person sings?… Looney tunes. (365 Music Jokes)
  9. What do you call an fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice!
  10. A taco’s favorite musical genre?… Wrap music, of course! (Taco Jokes)
  11. Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call an octopus musician?… A rocktopus. (Music Jokes)
  13. October 8th: World Octopus Day: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand…
  14. October 11th Columbus Day Jokes: What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  15. Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.
  16. What did George Strait say to the pumpkin?… I’m Here for a Gourd Time.
  17. Mole Day: What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody.
  18. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. What instrument does a pumpkin play?… An a-gourd-ian. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  20. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sone?… Let’s Give ’em Pumpkin’ to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt.
  21. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  22. What music band is the least popular around Halloween?… The Smashing Pumpkins. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  23. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes)
  24. Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs.

Top 10 November Jokes

  1. What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds. (Music Jokes)
  2. What is a meteorologist’s favorite fall song?… “November Rain” by Guns and Roses. (Rain Jokes)
  3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  4. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  5. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  6. What band is great to listen to on Thanksgiving?… The Cranberries! (Music Jokes)
  7. What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?… Twerk-ey! (Music Jokes)
  8. What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?… “All About That Baste.” (Music Jokes)
  9. November 14th: Top 10 National Pickle Day Jokes What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
  10. Did you know Steven Spielberg and John Williams like to play basketball together? … He shoots, he scores. (Movie Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)

Top 10 December Jokes

  1. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  3. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  4. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. December 24th Christmas Eve: What song describes a youth basketball player practicing on Christmas Eve… A shot in the dark. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  6. I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  7. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreath-a Franklin. (Christmas Wreath Jokes)
  8. Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.”
  9. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins.
  10. Who is the greatest Christmas Concert singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
  11. What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  12. December 31st New Year’s Eve: What does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG syne (New Years Eve Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)

Top 10 January Jokes

  1. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti JokesEminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mom’s spaghetti.
  2. January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes Music Jokes)
  3. Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat! (Snow Day Jokes)
  4. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
  5. Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?… Axel Froze.
  6. Who is ZZ Top’s favorite hockey player?… Gordie Howe Howe Howe Howe. (Hockey Jokes)
  7. January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day Jokes: What is Rabbit’s favorite style of music… Hip Hop. (365 Music Jokes)
  8. What is a great warm-up song for a basketball team?… Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)

Top 10 February Jokes

  1. February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  2. What did Elvis say when he divorced the rodent?… “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”(Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. What song was a #1 hit for groundhog Elvis?… Hound hog.
  4. Why was the Winter Olympian not able to listen to music?… Because he broke the record! (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  5. Who was the figure skater’s favorite band singer?… Axel Rose! (Figure Skating Jokes)
  6. How is music like ice skating?… If you don’t “C sharp” you’ll “B flat.” (Figure Skating Jokes)
  7. How do you know if you’re a figure skater?… Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  8. What figure skating moves does Bruce Springsteen look for during the Olympics?… Rocker turn. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  9. What was the figure skater’s favorite band?… Spin Doctors. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  10. Why wasn’t U2 allowed to play before the skating competition?… Edge violation. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  11. Which spin in figure skating was the Rap DJ’s favorite?… Scratch spin. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  12. What was the luge racers favorite band?… New kids on the block! (Luge Jokes)
  13. Why can’t Shaun White listen to vinyl at the Olympics?… He already broke all the records.(Winter Olympics Jokes)
  14. Did you hear Dolly Parton was angry she had to compete in the Olympics?… She was a cross country skier.
  15. What instrument does a snowboarder play?… Air Guitar. (Snowboarding Jokes)
  16. Top 50 Presidents’ Day Jokes: Which rock group has four men who don’t sing?… Mount Rushmore.
  17. What is a favorite 80’s band for psychologists and psychiatrists?… Simple Minds.

Top 10 March Jokes

  1. Why do musicians never sing pancake songs?… They always fall flat! (Pancake Jokes)
  2. What’s the name of a popular Irish dance move?… The shamrock shake.
  3. March 2nd: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  4. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite musical?… The Sound of Mewsic. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. Why aren’t pancakes good singers?… They’re too flat!
  6. How does the Cat in the Hat sing scales?… Do-ri-me-ow. (Cat Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. March 6th National Oreo Cookie Day: What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…)
  8. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because he is very mewsical. (Cat Jokes / Music Jokes / Piano Jokes)
  9. What kind of musician is the Cat in the Hat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  10. What band did Dr Seuss make?… The Who.
  11. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Cat Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  12. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite song?… Three Blind Mice!
  13. What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  14. March 13th Daylight Savings Jokes: I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’.
  15. Why did the middle school music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Middle School Jokes)
  16. On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?… On his brag-pipes. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  17. What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?… Sham-rock ‘n’ roll.
  18. What does a leprechaun say when you tell him Bono is his favorite singer?… You too?
  19. How do leprechauns celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?… By holding a lepreconcert.
  20. What’s green and sings?… Elvis Parsley.
  21. March 26th March 26th Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing.

Top 10 April Jokes

  1. April 6th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. (Walking Jokes)
  2. What is a truck driver’s favorite song?… Interstate Love Song by Stone Temple Pirates. (Car Jokes)
  3. April 7th – 10th The Masters: Where do musicians like to watch the Masters?… Hole #12, Golden Bell.
  4. Which Beatles song did the noisy gymnast like?… Twist and Shout! (Gymnastics Jokes)
  5. Clean Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  6. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (Music Jokes)
  7. Utah Pun: Bryce, Bryce, baby! (Utah Jokes)
  8. Pink Full Moon Jokes: Who would be the #1 spokesperson for the Pink Moon?… Pink!
  9. Hawaii Puns: Aloha, is it me you’re looking for? (Hawaii Jokes)
  10. April 17th Easter Jokes: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
  11. April 18th Boston Marathon Jokes: What music is blaring at the most difficult part of the Boston Marathon?… Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers at Heartbreak Hill. Stevie Nicks can be heard singing “Stop Dragging My Heart Around.”
  12. April 22nd Earth Day Jokes: Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!”
  13. April 25th World Penguin Day: Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?… Seal. (Music Jokes)
  14. What do Penguins sing on a birthday?… Freeze a jolly good fellow. (Birthday Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  15. Why don’t Penguins like rock music?… They only like sole.

Top 10 May Jokes

  1. Who conducts the spring orchestra?… May-stro. (May Jokes)
  2. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Arriba McEntire. (Music Jokes)
  3. Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Unofficial Song of National Taco Day: Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout. (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  4. May the 4th Be With You Jokes:Who is short, green and plays the cello?… Yo-Yo Da.
  5. Which band had the best show on Cinco de Mayo?… Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  6. Prom Jokes: What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  7. Patient to nurse, “Will I be able to play the guitar after this operation?” Nurse, “Yes, of course.” Patient “That’s great because I couldn’t before.” (Music Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
  8. Why couldn’t Princess Leia find love?… She was looking for love in Alderaan places! (365 Music Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. May 13th Friday the 13th: Voorhees a jolly good fellow’ is the most popular song among witches and spirits to sing on Friday the 13th. (Witch Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  10. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business!”
  11. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
  12. What is the #1 song for a solar eclipse?… Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart! (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  13. What is the #1 song for an eclipse?… the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
  14. May 20th World Bee Day: Who is the bees favorite singer?… Sting! (Music Jokes)
  15. Who is the bees favorite pop group?… The Bee Gees! (365 Music Jokes)
  16. What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?… Bee-thoven!
  17. What do you call bees buzzing in unison?… Stingalongs.
  18. Why couldn’t the lacrosse player listen to music?… Because he broke the record. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  19. May 23rd: World Turtle Day: What is a turtle’s favorite song?… Gimme Shell ter by the Rolling Stones! (Turtle Jokes)
  20. What is a bee’s favorite sone?… Let it bee.
  21. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?…. They both have drum sticks! (Music Jokes Chicken Jokes)
  22. What music do bees like?… Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncé, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber? They love Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
  23. How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Turtle Jokes)
  24. What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing!
  25. Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty! (Turtle Jokes)

Top 10 June Jokes

  1. June 3rd National Donut Day Jokes: National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
  2. National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!” (365 Music Jokes)
  3. I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep. (Friday the 13th Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  4. What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. Summer Camp Jokes: What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! 
  6. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Guitar Jokes & Strawberry Jokes)
  7. Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?… Chuck Berry. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  8. Where does Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?… Strawberry fields.
  9. Father’s Day Jokes: Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
  10. What rock group has 4 members that can’t sing?… Mount Rushmore! (South Dakota Jokes)
  11. What did Borimir say to the Rolling Stones?… Have you not heard? One does not simply rock into Mordor!
  12. What is a leprechaun’s favorite song?… The Rainbow Connection! (Leprechaun Jokes Music Jokes)
  13. What musical instrument did the Minion keep in the bathroom?… A tuba toothpaste. (Minion Jokes)
  14. June 27th National Sunglasses Day: What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Sunglasses Jokes)

July Jokes

  1. What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes)
  2. Top 50 4th of July Jokes: What band do trees listen to on the 4th of July?… Spruce Springsteen and the Tree Street Band.
  3. What rock group has four members who just stay still and never sing?… Mount Rushmore.
  4. Surely Minions should be called Gru-pies? (Minion Jokes)
  5. How do Minions travel?… In a yellow submarine.
  6. What’s a minion’s favorite song?… “Mellow Yellow”
  7. Summer Camp Jokes: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  9. A reggae badminton match has just started… The score is currently One Love. (Badminton Jokes)
  10. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?… Spoon! 
  11. Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day. (Birthday Jokes)
  12. Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Watermelon Jokes)
  13. I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream… Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli. (365 Music Jokes)
  14. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. (Music Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  15. July 18th: National Ice Cream Day Jokes: What hit song is a favorite amongst all the frozen treats?… Life is but a cream! (Music Jokes)
  16. What music group do surfers love?… Katrina and the Waves. (Surfing Jokes)
  17. It’s so hot… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  18. What is a great CD for a heat waver?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  19. What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot! (Heat Wave Jokes)
  20. What’s a shark’s favorite song?… “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing” (Shark Jokes)
  21. Did you hear about the musician who borrowed money from a loan shark?… He’s in a whole lot of treble.
  22. What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”… An M.C. Hammerhead.
  23. What is a shark’s favorite song?… Fins by Jimmy Buffett. (Music Jokes)
  24. How does Harry Potter listen to music?… He puts on Sirius XM. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  25. What’s a dementors theme song?… “You take my breath away.”

Top 10 August Jokes

  1. Who is a watermelon’s favorite singer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Watermelon Jokes)
  2. What do you call a Mailman who only delivers watermelon?… Post Melone. (Music Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Postal Worker Jokes)
  3. Where do watermelons and cantaloupes go for the summer?… John Cougar Mellen-camp. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  4. What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.
  5. I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background… Clearly it had been doctored. (Doctor Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  6. The Thompson Twins were an amazing musical group in the 80s. Most people don’t know they were also decent at basketball and had a sharp shooting dad. They often entered local 3 on 3 basketball tournaments and stunned opponents…. No one had an answer for the pick and pop. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  7. August 12th: 2022 World Elephant Day Jokes: 22 Funny Elephant Jokes: What album could an elephant listen to all day long?… Tusk by Fleetwood Mac
  8. What’s big and gray and has horns?… An elephant marching band!
  9. What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Tree Jokes)
  10. What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?… One that plays poplar songs! (Tree Jokes)
  11. What do tuba players use to brush their teeth?… A tuba toothpaste. (Dentist Jokes)
  12. Worst basketball warm-up song?… Another brick in the wall. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  13. What was the Olympic curler’s favorite band?… Stone Temple Pilots.

September Jokes

  1. What is the favorite song of a designated hitter in baseball?… Swingtown by the Steve Miller Band. (Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did Rihanna say to her grandmother with Alzheimer’s?… Oh nana, what’s my name?
  3. Harvest Moon Jokes: What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Music Jokes)
  4. Harvest Moon Jokes: What is the best song to listen to on a full moon night in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young. (Music Jokes)
  5. I want to make a Lord of the Rings heavy metal band called Nightmare on Helm’s Deep. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  6. What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?… The Spice Girls. (Fall Jokes)
  7. Hurricane Jokes: What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  8. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)