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  1. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar?… A jam session. (Strawberry Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  2. What a weird day!… First I found a hat full of money… Then I was followed around by some guy with a guitar. (Hat Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
  3. Who was the best rock and roll strawberry?… Chuck Berry. (Guitar Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  4. Patient to nurse, “Will I be able to play the guitar after this operation?” Nurse, “Yes, of course.” Patient “That’s great because I couldn’t before.” (Music Jokes & Guitar Jokes)
  5. What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes & Music Jokes)
  6. Don’t fall off a skateboard with a guitar… You could break your neck. (Skateboarding Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  7. What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish. (Music Jokes / Fish Jokes / Fishing Jokes)
  8. Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”
  9. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?… a quitar. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What did the guitar say to the guitarist?… Pick on someone your own size! (Top 3 Anti-Bullying Blogs)
  11. What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?… SHE RIFF (Police Jokes)
  12. What do you call a cow that plays guitar?… A moo-sician! (Cow Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?… It was music to his ears. (Farming Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why did the rock star put his guitar in the fridge?… Because he wanted to play cool music.
  15. What did Al Gore play on his guitar?… An algorithm! (Math Jokes)
  16. What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?… Counterpoint.
  17. How do you get a guitar player to play softer?… Give him a sheet of music. (Top Careers)
  18. What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?… A music critic.
  19. What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?… Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
  20. What do they call a guitar solo in China?… Too Ning. (World Geography Jokes)
  21. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar?… a chicken that makes music when you pluck it!
  22. What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common?… They both are better  with Cream.
  23. What’s the definition of an optimist?… A guitarist with a mortgage.
  24. I bought a broken Spanish guitar for Cinco De Mayo… No strings attached. (Guitar Jokes)