Fish Jokes

Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?… You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish.(Music Jokes / Guitar Jokes / Fishing Jokes)
What did the swordfish say to the marlin on graduation day?… Looking sharp! (Graduation Jokes)
Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fish Jokes)
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
Hockey players are like goldfish… The way we get their attention is to tap on the glass. (Hockey Jokes)
Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (180 School Jokes & Fish Jokes)
I made some fish tacos last night… They just swam away and ignored them. (Taco Jokes)