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Hockey is one of the most popular sports in schools. The game involves 11 players hitting around a hard, plastic ball using a stick towards the opponent’s goal. Ice hockey is a variation of the game and is more popular in North America than the rest of the world. You can get prepared to hit the ice by finding a good pair of skates at

  1. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Alaska Jokes)
  2. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!(Magic Jokes)
  3. What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids & Skeleton Jokes)
  4. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  5. Which goalie can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why can’t dragons play ice hockey?… If they breathe fire, the ice melts. (Dragon Jokes)
  7. Why do hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
  8. What the best way to get a hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
  9. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  10. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  11. What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice! (Ocean Jokes)
  12. Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
  13. What is a hockey spectator’s favorite month?… “Fan” uary. (January Jokes)
  14. What do you call a grumpy hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
  15. What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Math Jokes)
  16. Where is the best place to shop for a hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Top 50 State Jokes)
  17. Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  18. What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  19. Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Boxing Jokes)
  21. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.