Google Search “Canada Jokes”
- What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game. (Boxing Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al! (Tree Jokes)
- What Dr. Seuss’s book do they read every morning in Canada?… Tim Hortons hears a Who.
- Why shouldn’t Canadian hockey players tell jokes on the ice?… Because it might crack up!
- Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg! (Pirate Jokes)
- Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?… Montreeal. (Tree Jokes)
- Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
- Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Canada Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
- “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
- My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)
- What is the name of the American TV show about a Canadian singer?… The show is ‘Leave it to Bieber!”
- What are the two seasons predominantly seen in Canada?… It is just winter and then July!
- Why do Canadians get such a good supply of hard water?… This is because most of the water is frozen!
