Google Search “Canada Jokes”

  1. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game. (Boxing Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  2. Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al! (Tree Jokes)
  3. What Dr. Seuss’s book do they read every morning in Canada?… Tim Hortons hears a Who.
  4. Why shouldn’t Canadian hockey players tell jokes on the ice?… Because it might crack up!
  5. Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg! (Pirate Jokes)
  6. Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?… Montreeal. (Tree Jokes)
  7. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  8. Why do Canadians do well in the curling at Winter Olympics?… Because they always bring their eh game. (Canada Jokes)
  9. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes Hockey Jokes)
  10. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  11. Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Canada Jokes Hockey Jokes)
  12. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
  13. “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
  14. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)
  15. What is the name of the American TV show about a Canadian singer?… The show is ‘Leave it to Bieber!”
  16. What are the two seasons predominantly seen in Canada?… It is just winter and then July!
  17. Why do Canadians get such a good supply of hard water?… This is because most of the water is frozen!