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Joke Pages of the Month:

  1. First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer. (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
  3. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Camp Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  5. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  6. What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound. (Halloween Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  7. What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  9. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  10. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  11. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (4th of July Jokes)
  12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  13. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Cat Jokes)
  14. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Christmas Jokes)
  15. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Mole Day Jokes)
  16. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Mars Jokes)
  17. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Boston Jokes)
  18. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  19. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (American Revolutionary War Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  20. What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?… A revolutionary warthog! (American Revolution Jokes)
  21. How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  22. What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
  23. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
  24. Why did the poor puppy chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why did the puppy cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  26. What do you get if you cross a gold puppy with a telephone?… A golden receiver!
  27. What does my puppy and my phone have in common?… They both have collar I.D.
  28. What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  29. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… bonappetite. (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  30. What do puppies and story tellers have in common?… They both have tails!
  31. Have you read the book Raising Dogs?… No? you should it’s a pup-up book. (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  32. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?… Because they have two left feet
  33. What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni. (Pizza Jokes)
  34. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Bee Jokes)
  35. What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog. (Dog Jokes)
  36. Why do puppies bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  37. What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?… “I must throw that doggie out the window!”(Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  38. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower! (Flower Jokes)
  39. Why do puppies wag their tails?… “Because no one else will do it for them!” (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  40. What is the puppy’s favorite city?… New Yorkie! (Top 500 Geography Jokes)
  41. Who is the puppy’s favorite comedian?… Growlcho Marx(Puppy Jokes for Kids) )
  42. What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?… “Well, doggone!”
  43. What happened when the puppy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show(Puppy Jokes for Kids) )
  44. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  45. Why didn’t the puppy speak to his foot?… Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw! (Top Father’s Day JokesTop Father’s Day Quotes)
  46. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Top Cat Jokes)
  47. What kind of dog does Dracula have?… A bloodhound! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  48. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?… Dingo Starr!
  49. What do you call a dog magician?… A labracadabrador.
  50. What do you call a large dog that meditates?… Aware wolf. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  51. Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?… He was CON-fused!
  52. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?… A friend you can count on. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  53. Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?… It was a dog and pony show.
  54. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?…  The collie wobbles!
  55. What do you call a black Eskimo dog?… A dusky husky!
  56. What do you call a cold dog?…A Chilli Dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  57. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (World Ocean Day Jokes)
  58. When does a dog go “moo”?… When it is learning a new language!
  59. What kind of dog chases anything red?… A Bulldog.
  60. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?… It barked with de-light!
  61. What is a dogs favorite instrument?…  A trombone.
  62. What’s a dog’s ideal job?… Barkeology. (Top Archeology Jokes)
  63. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?…a shampoodle!
  64. What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?…It starts raining cats and dogs.
  65. What is a dog’s favorite sport?…Formula 1 drooling! (Car Racing Jokes)
  66. Why did the dog wear white sneakers?… Because his boots were at the menders!
  67. What is a dog’s favorite food?… Anything that is on your plate!
  68. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  69. What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?… A sausage dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  70. What did the cat say to the dog?…Check meow-t!
  71. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?… A dog that chases cars – and catches them! (Car Racing Jokes)
  72. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You can step in a poodle!
  73. What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?… Sparky.
  74. Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.
  75. How do fleas travel from place to place?… By itch-hiking!
  76. Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?… Because “Frost” bites!
  77. What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?… Ten After One.
  78. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog.
  79. Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Tree Jokes)
  80. What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?… A petticoat!
  81. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  82. Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?… Because they always it the Paws button!
  83. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?… Ruff.
  84. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?… His bark was much worse than it’s bite!
  85. Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?… Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
  86. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?… a Sub-woofer.
  87. What do dogs eat for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
  88. What is a dogs favorite flower?… Anything in your garden!
  89. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Bee Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC))
  90. What’s a dog favorite hobby?… Collecting fleas!
  91. What did the dog say to the tree?… Bark. (Tree Jokes)
  92. How does a dog stop a video?… By pressing the paws button.
  93. What is the fastest dog in the world?… A Labraghini.
  94. Where do you put barking dogs?… In a barking lot.
  95. What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
  96. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?… The re-tail store.
  97. What did the dog say to the flea?… Stop bugging me!
  98. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?… a chili dog on a bun! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  99. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  100. Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
  101. What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?… Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark. (Tree Jokes)
  102. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?… That hit the spots!
  103. Why did the dog cross the road twice?… He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
  104. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?… Cockerpoodledoo!
  105. What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?… A shaggy dogs tale!
  106. I asked my dog what’s that thing on top of the house? And the he said “Roof Roof”.
  107. What did the tree say to the dog? Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life. (Tree Jokes)
  108. Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?… A New Yorkie!
  109. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?… A croaker spaniel! What did one flea say to the other?…Should we walk or take a dog?
  110. What do you call a great dog detective?… Sherlock Bones!
  111. What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?… Pupcakes!
  112. What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?… That’s ruffffffff!!
  113. Dalmatian say after his meal?… “That hit the spots!”
  114. What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?… A flea market!
  115. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth!
  116. Which breed of dog is the quietest?… A hush puppy!
  117. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?… He kept seeing spots!
  118. Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?… A Chi-ha-ha!
  119. What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes)
  120. Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog.