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  1. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. I watched hockey before it was cool. They basically were swimming. (Hockey Jokes)
  3. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)! (Pencil Jokes)
  4. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  6. I watched hockey before it was cool. They basically were swimming. (Hockey Jokes)
  7. You might be an Alaskan if… You learned to swim indoors. (Alaska Jokes)
  8. What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  9. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  11. What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks! (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  12. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  13. Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
  14. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  15. Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He  just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
  16. Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
  17. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Civil War Jokes)
  18. What word looks the same backwards and upside down?… Swims. (Letter of the Week)
  19. How do swimmers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore! (Ocean Jokes)
  20. Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark! (Shark Jokes)
  21. Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them! (Elephant Jokes)
  22. What race is never run?… A swimming race. (101 Sports Jokes)
  23. What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide! (Ocean Jokes)
  24. Did you hear about the slow swimmer?… He could only do the crawl.
  25. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Eerie
  26. Where do zombies like to go swimming?… The Dead Sea (Ocean Jokes)
  27. What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?… One with great seed times!
  28. What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
  29. What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups! (101 Sports Jokes)
  30. In which direction does a chicken swim?… Cluck-wise! (Animal Jokes)
  31. Why should you never swim on a full stomach?…  Because it’s easier to swim in water!
  32. How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave! (Ocean Jokes)
  33. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?… The baaaackstroke! (Sheep Jokes)
  34. Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?… Because they might let down their trunks. (Elephant Jokes)
  35. If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?… Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
  36. Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.
  37. What is the only way a miser will swim?… Freestyle.
  38. What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?… Blubber-fly! (Animal Jokes)
  39. Where do race cars go swimming?…  In a car pool. (101 Sports Jokes)
  40. A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
  41. What kind of fish can’t swim?… A dead one.