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- What race is never run?… A swimming race. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks! (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
- Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
- Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
- What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Civil War Jokes)
- What word looks the same backwards and upside down?… Swims. (Letter of the Week)
- How do swimmers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore! (Ocean Jokes)
- Why wasn’t the woman afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?… Because it was a man-eating shark! (Shark Jokes)
- Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?… They always have trunks with them! (Elephant Jokes)
- What race is never run?… A swimming race. (101 Sports Jokes)
- What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide! (Ocean Jokes)
- Did you hear about the slow swimmer?… He could only do the crawl.
- Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Eerie
- Where do zombies like to go swimming?… The Dead Sea (Ocean Jokes)
- What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?… One with great seed times!
- What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Dentist Jokes)
- What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?… Pool-ups! (101 Sports Jokes)
- In which direction does a chicken swim?… Cluck-wise! (Animal Jokes)
- Why should you never swim on a full stomach?… Because it’s easier to swim in water!
- How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?… They Wave! (Ocean Jokes)
- What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?… The baaaackstroke! (Sheep Jokes)
- Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?… Because they might let down their trunks. (Elephant Jokes)
- If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?… Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean. (Ocean Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? … Because they are all wet.
- What is the only way a miser will swim?… Freestyle.
- What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?… Blubber-fly! (Animal Jokes)
- Where do race cars go swimming?… In a car pool. (101 Sports Jokes)
- A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?… Because it was yellow.
- What kind of fish can’t swim?… A dead one.