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More Ghost Jokes…

  1. What did the ghost say on January 1st?… Happy Boo Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  2. What did the ghost say to his valentine?… You look so BOOtiful.
  3. What do you call a ghost’s true love?… His ghoul-friend. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?…  Be my Valenslime! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Pasta Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  6. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls.
  7. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Erie. (New York Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  8. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
  9. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (February Jokes)
  10. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  11. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  12. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  13. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
  14. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
  15. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese! (Pasta Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  16. What hockey position did the spirit play?… Ghouli. (Hockey Jokes)
  17. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  18. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
  19. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  20. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares(Horse Racing Jokes)
  21. What is a ghost’s favorite song?… Neil Diamond’s Forever in Boo Jeans.
  22. What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Christmas Jokes& Music Jokes)