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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best ghost jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ghost says…. Ghost says who?… No, ghost says booooo!
  3. What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.” (Halloween Jokes for Teachers & Ghost Jokes)
  4. What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster.
  5. Who resides in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  6. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  7. Where does ghost corn go to haunt people?… Lake Eerie. (Corn Jokes)
  8. Where did the ghost family go on school vacation?… The BOO-hamas!
  9. What does a ghost each for school lunch on Halloween?… a boo – loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the ghosts?
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ghost knock-knock joke?
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ghost knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Why does a ghost need so many books?… Because it goes through them so quickly! (Book Jokes)
  14. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?… They needed a little team spirit. (Football Jokes)
  15. How come the Ghostbusters never made it very far in Oregon Trail?… They refused to cross streams. (Oregon Jokes)
  16. What did the ghost say on January 1st?… Happy Boo Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  17. What did the ghost eat on a special Friday 13th lunch?… He had some spook-eti. (Pasta Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  18. Where do ghosts go for rides on Friday the 13th?… They ride in elevators; it raises their spirits!
  19. What did the ghost say to his valentine?… You look so BOOtiful.
  20. Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Shark Jokes)
  21. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ’76! (American Revolution Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  22. What do you call a ghost’s true love?… His ghoul-friend. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  23. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?…  Be my Valenslime! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  24. Do you know the Ghostbusters’ catchphrase in Italian?… I ain’t alfredo no ghost! (Pasta Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  25. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls.
  26. Where do ghosts like to go swimming?… Lake Erie. (New York Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  27. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
  28. What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (February Jokes)
  29. Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  30. What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
  31. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  32. Why was the ghostbuster signed to the hockey team?… He always gets ghouls. (Hockey Jokes)
  33. What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
  34. What is the scariest type of pasta sauce?… Mushroom and ghost cheese! (Pasta Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  35. What hockey position did the spirit play?… Ghouli. (Hockey Jokes)
  36. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  37. What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
  38. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  39. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares(Horse Racing Jokes)
  40. What is a ghost’s favorite song?… Neil Diamond’s Forever in Boo Jeans.
  41. What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Christmas Jokes& Music Jokes)
  42. What costumes do ghosts wear for a Friday the 13th dance party?… BOO jeans. 
  43. Last year, I saw a ghost fly by and September went really slow. (September Jokes)