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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST hot dog jokes in the world. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What did the gymnast to with the hot dog?… Put it in a forward roll. (Gymnastics Jokes)
  3. Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
  4. Dad jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough. (Dad Jokes)
  5. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it. (Relish Jokes)
  6. How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener. (Labor Day Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  7. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  8. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  9. Hot Dog Pun: “Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.”
  10. What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago! (Camping Jokes)
  11. I won my 2nd straight Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  12. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  13. National Hot Dog DayWhat do you call a basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… a hot dog. (Best NBA 3-point celebrations)
  14. #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs. (Pink Full Moon Jokes)
  15. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
  16. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
  17. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog… I’m on a roll. (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  18. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with sauerkraut!
  19. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long.” Me: “In that case, can I get two?”
  20. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… I am relishing the moment! (Relish Jokes)
  21. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  22. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
  23. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.(180 School Jokes)
  24. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.”
  25. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  26. What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  27. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Labor Day Jokes)
  28. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long.” Me: “In that case, can I get two?”
  29. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love summertime.” (Summer Jokes)
  30. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him. (Dog Jokes)
  31. How did the hot dog get the job despite having a criminal record?… It was a misde-wiener. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  32. Why are hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
  33. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hunting Jokes)
  34. A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar.. The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.” (Hamburger Jokes)
  35. I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”
  36. A man walks up to an Indian hot dog vendor Smirking to himself, he says, “Make me one with everything!” before handing over a twenty dollar bill.The vendor chuckles good-naturedly before doing exactly that, piling a hot dog high with various condiments before handing it over. The man accepts it, but hesitates. “Where’s my change?” The hot dog vendor smiles knowingly. “Change,” he says, “comes from within.”
  37. I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs… I choose to relish the moment.
  38. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Star Wars Jokes)
  39. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. (Doctor Jokes)
  40. Hot Dog Pun: “Stop showing off. We get it, you’re hot.”
  41. What does a hotdog call his wife?… Honey bun. (Wedding Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  42. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog. (Dog Jokes)
  43. She got fired from her job as a hot dog vendor because she put her hair in a bun. (Labor Day Jokes)
  44. Hot Dog Pun: Some people hate hotdogs. I relish them!
  45. Memorial Day is a reminder that freedom isn’t free – but the hotdogs at the barbecue are!
  46. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves… They always come in packs.
  47. I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon. (Music Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  48. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough. (Movie Jokes)
  49. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Baseball Jokes for Kids & October Jokes)
  50. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst. (World Geography Jokes)
  51. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! (Mom Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
  52. What do you call a candid hot dog?… A Frankfurter.
  53. Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?… No, I haven’t sausage a place. (Labor Day Jokes)
  54. I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs… It was a frank discussion.
  55. A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business… He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.
  56. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank. (Farming Jokes)
  57. It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it’s actually a sausage… That’s the wurst.
  58. I saw a hot dog vendor today…She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  59. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.” (Astronomy Jokes)
  60. Hot Dog Pun: “I mustard you a question: Do you like hot dogs?”
  61. I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?… No self control. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  62. “This hot dog is fantastic,” the customer said frankly.
  63. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  64. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  65. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog. (Dog Jokes)
  66. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  67. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / Candy Jokes)
  68. My girlfriend asked me if hot dogs were good for her diet. I replied, “They’re not the wurst” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  69. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa. (Music Jokes)
  70. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?… He mustard up the courage.
  71. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.
  72. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  73. One hot dog says to another, “You been to that German night club yet?” “Nah, too krauted.”
  74. What do you call a saw that cuts hot dogs?… Sawsage.
  75. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer. (Beer Jokes)
  76. He goes up to the librarian, Man: “Can I have an hot dog?” Librarian: “Sorry sir but this is a library.” Man: “Hh sorry!” Says quietly.” “Can I have an hot dog?” (Library Jokes)
  77. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat! (Mom Jokes)
  78. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Ghost Jokes)
  79. They brought the hot dog in for questioning… He gave the… wurst… answers! (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  80. Why do all hotdogs look alike?… Because they are in bread.
  81. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Track & Field Jokes)
  82. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & NASCAR Jokes)
  83. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  84. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog. (Dog Jokes)
  85. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. (Rain Jokes)
  86. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?…Hot dog puns.
  87. Where do your smart hot dogs go?… On the honor roll. (180 School Jokes)
  88. Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst.
  89. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog!
  90. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Doctor Jokes)
  91. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?… Stuffing his face!
  92. When do franks tell insults… at a wienie roast.
  93. Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages.
  94. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!” (Track Jokes)
  95. Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  96. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with ketchup!
  97. A guy claims to have made a 20 pound hot dog. A butcher says “Ah, that’s bologna!”
  98. Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?… It’s because they make the best and the wurst ones.
  99. What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?… The WURST!
  100. What did the American hot dog say to the German hot dog?… You’re the wurst.
  101. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  102. What happens when you turn flying mammals into hot dogs?… Things go from bat to wurst. (Bat Jokes)
  103. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Camp Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  104. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog. (Dog Jokes)
  105. How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog?… With relish.
  106. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater?… A chili dog.
  107. How do hot dogs greet each other?… They say “give me some skin!”
  108. Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?… Because most of them are inbred.
  109. What did the constipated hot dog say?… Muuussttuurrrdd!!
  110. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard!
  111. The guy who recommended this hot dog stand to me had no reservations.
  112. Hot Dog Pun: “I think we grilled too much food. Ugh, what a pickle.”
  113. Hot Dog Pun: “Relish the good times with your best friends.”
  114. What do you call a scary hot dog with nothing in it?… A Hollow-Weenie.
  115. Every oven in the greasy hot dog restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.
  116. Puns about sausages are the deli wurst!
  117. Hot Dog Pun: “Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”
  118. Funny Fast Food Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody while you’re eating a hot dog.
  119. Hot Dog Pun: “Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.”
  120. What do royals and hot dogs have in common?… They’re usually in bread.
  121. Hot Dog Pun: “What’s up, dog?”
  122. How do you make a frankfurter laugh?…Tell it a Polish sausage joke.
  123. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hot dog jokes.
  124. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hot dogs?
  125. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hot dog knock-knock joke?
  126. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with onions!
  127. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hot dog knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  128. Frankly, I am happy this is the last hot dog joke!