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  1. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  2. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
  3. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll. (180 School Jokes)
  5. What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  6. What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  7. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  8. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  9. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Baseball Jokes for Kids & October Jokes)
  10. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog. (Dog Jokes)
  11. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  12. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  13. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  14. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  15. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Camp Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
  16. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
  17. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  18. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  19. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  20. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  21. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  22. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
  23. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  24. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)