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More “Hot Dog Jokes”

  1. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?” (Hunting Jokes)
  2. Hot Dog Pun: “Franks a lot!” for checking out our hot dog jokes!
  3. What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
  4. Dad jokes are like hot dogs…. Frankly, I can’t get enough. (Dad Jokes)
  5. Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  6. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener. (Movie Jokes)
  7. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
  8. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
  9. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
  10. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t relish it. (Labor Day Jokes)