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- Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids!
- Dad Jokes
- 101 Jokes
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- Baseball Jokes for Kids
- (Mom Jokes)
- When my mom went out she left me some tacos… in queso emergency. (Taco Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to your first day of school, give you mama a kiss. (Jokes for the First Day of School)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Napping Jokes / Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes / Egg Jokes)
- What did the tweenager give his mom?… Ughs and kisses! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- My mom hung up all of my pencil drawings…. it kinda makes my house look sketchy. (Art Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
- Who are Frosty’s parents?… Mom and Pop-Sicle! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes / Dad Jokes / Mom Jokes)
- What did mummy pasta say to baby pasta?… It’s pasta your bedtime! (Pasta Jokes)
- What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?… Good restaurant reservations. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it. (Donut Jokes)
- Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?… She ran out of thyme. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Daughter: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day. Mom: Oh, really? Daughter: No, O’Reilly! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Flower Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- What did the momma shark say to the kid shark?… Watch that sharkasm, young man. (Shark Jokes)
- Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids & Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- Which is the month in which women talk the least?… February… because it has the least number of days. (February Jokes)
- Mother: How do you like your new teacher? Son: I don’t. She told me to sit up front for the present and then she didn’t give me one! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Mom Jokes)
- Worm kid comes home He sees mom and asks: “Mom, have you seen dad?” Mom says: “Dad went fishing with the guys.” (Fishing Jokes & Worm Jokes)